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"If there were a little more silence, if we all kept quiet... maybe we could understand something."
-Federico Fellini
"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."
-Groucho Marx
"If this were a popularity contest I would have been sent home already."
-Me
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PLEASE NOTE:
I seriously DON'T want to date you. Really.
THE ABOUT MOI:
My hope is to convey stories and in the process deliver some truths. But who cares.
I do this because I can. If you're here for the money I'm NOT for you.
I shoot photos. Sometimes there are models in the photos.
WHAT I'VE GOT & WHAT I DO:
Shoots are pulled together with smoke, mirrors, and gum. I'd like to think I'm telling stories. If we plan on shooting together I will assume you've read this. And that you're groovy.
I mostly do TFMD (trade for Mountain Dew!) Actually, I prefer it.
WHAT YOU'LL GET:
If we shoot together you'll get a spoonful of joy, some photos, and cat hair on your clothes.
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LET'S BE FRIENDS:
Should you feel compelled to send me a FRIEND REQUEST don't expect anything in the form of a response without saying a freakin' "Hello".
I've had the great pleasure of working with several wonderful Mayhem models here. Please check out their work. Then call their Moms and thank them. Then call your Mom.
This profile is entirely man-made and should be recycled.
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"Art washes from the soul the dust of everyday life."
-Pablo Picasso
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"That rug really tied the room together."
-the Dude
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