andygreen

Hi, I'm Andy, I take pictures.

If you want your picture taking, let me know.

If you’re after something special for your portfolio, you can give me chocolate or money, I don't mind which.

If I have a commission that I need you for, I can remunerate you in hard currency or my best wishes to you and your family.

If we’re both amazing and just don’t care about money we can call it TFP.

You can put my images in your portfolio and attract so much work you won’t know what to do with all the money.

I can put your images in magazines and agencies and make so much money that I can still afford to shoot you when you’re famous.

All you need is to posses that indefinable gorgeousness that no one can put their finger on why images of you make grown men fall to their knees and cry.

All I need to do is take your picture.


Please get in touch:
If you’re fab on the outside, fab on the inside or preferably both.
If you have some curves.
If you can give me serious attitude into my lens.
If you won’t eat ALL of my chocolate.

Please don’t get in touch:
If you're the sort that gets in contact to make arrangements to shoot, sets a date and doesn’t show up...
If you think that you need a bodyguard to protect yourself from me (unless you take one to the shops or to the beach or to the hairdresser, then it's just normal behaviour...)
If you can’t tie your own shoe laces.



Andy   :-)