Mayhem # 1329187
About MeMy name is Tim / I am 26 years old, and currently a freelance model If you would like to work with me please contact me.
I am bigger than a bread box, smaller than a refrigerator. I am fully conversant on "stuff" and "things" and can talk about either without hesitation.
I can create life-preserving devices out of duct tape, paper clips, rubber bands and some BisQuick. I am grounded yet the laws of gravity don’t apply to me. I have personally calculated Pi out to 7 decimal points. Crowds gather to watch me parallel park and erupt in spontaneous applause at my efforts.