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JohnStJohn Photography

Lake Oswego, Oregon, US
John St John Photography

Mayhem #1542147

MM URL: http://www.modelmayhem.com/JohnStJohnPhotography

About me

I've been carrying a camera around since I was like 10, pretty much from the point my friend and I (or is that me?) discovered his Dad's sahweeeet collection of Bettie Page photos, the 8x10 glossy ones!!!! whoa...!!!, hidden in his closet... < --- don't ask, but suffice it to say I still have the 4 I swip, errr borrowed... ; ) n ya, his wife was quite the Betty!!! in her day, in fact she saw some pics I'd taken last year and wanted to shoot w me...

http://hightimes.com/medmj; http://hightimes.com/news/mike_hughes/6818


lol, I mean she's like 100 years old now!! (how's that 4 a resume listing, staff photographer at Jurassic Pooooter mag, no thx!!!!) so I passed, but being the gentleman I am..., politely 2B sure: I told her "come back after you put your dentures in n let's see what we're wurking w sahweeeeetness!!!" ya right, then I scooted outside n threw those chompers as far out into the lake as I could!!! < --- some trout is likely now the badest fish in the pond, getting some serious tail n looking like Matt Dillion in There's Something About Mary.


"Before I was shot, I always thought that I was more half-there than all-there - I always suspected that I was watching TV instead of living life. Right when I was being shot and ever since, I knew that I was watching television." Andy Warhol



But iDgress...

"You can't add yourself as a friend!" < --- wha?

I try to make shoots fun and my images "entertaining" in the hope that one causes the viewer to see in their mind's eye, a "story" developing from the image... like the saying goes, a picture is worth a thousand words (and I can't type fer sh*t, so just fAster2 do it w an image... : ).


I typically post 2/4 images from a set, throughout my port, not saying they're my best images, but they're examples of content from the full shoot (I always appreciate seeing multiple images from a shoot, so I figured "hey!!! YnoT???" < --- and ma inner voice sounds just like James Earl Jones, btw... frickin AWEsome!!!!... I don't see any1 else doing it, so maybe it's a bad idea < --- not ma 1st1 2day!!! n certainly not ma last...).

** and thank God 4 spell check!!!! don;t know how I lived w/out it!!! **

"Come on boy the tape is rollin... 1-2-1-2-2-2 ... John was bad, he gave it everything he had; John he prayed, 4 all the people ever made; John was cool, he never did no after school -- he-YAh!!!......... John!!!! St John!!!! B-cool, tell the people, they'll follo-yowhoa..." < --- Aerosmith

.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNVaG0PxnZg ; ) 20


"My portraits are more about me than they are about the people I photograph." Richard Avedon

"It's that I don't like white paper backgrounds. A woman does not live in front of white paper. She lives on the street, in a motor car, in a hotel room." Helmut Newton

My PSA 4 the day: shouldU by chance get a Krups Beertender, do NOT try to remove the draught beer tube whilstthereB beer in the mini keg!!!! SWOOOOOSH!!SPLAT!!!hOLYF*CK!! It was like a World Series clubhouse celebration, lol!!! < --- I can laugh now, n all I was doing was swapping out the diet Heinie4some REAL brew!! but dang!!!! thankfully it was maid day, and watching her clean that splooge up in a lil French maid costume (n some oOoooOoOOMG!!! sahweeet ** HIGH ** gloss black heels n fishnet thigh highs... ; ) maid < --- hee hee... it all wurthwhile!!!







I'm doing it again neXXXt week...

Plus I have an awesome collection of prints matted and framed hanging on ma walls and a shi... errr boatload of them in closets collecting dust (let me know if u want 2come over n go thru them, take whatcha like as I could use the space... < --- be soooo nice, btw, to see U're ohhh sooOOoo beautiful eyes sparkling by the glow of ma laptop...).

; )~~~

** I also sell "fine art" prints... < --- LOL who am I kidding!!!... well they are uberFINE prints at least, and if u order them from me directly, I can print up to 13x19 in size (and will cut custom mat ifUsoDesire/the combo ends'up fittin nicely into standard frame sizes w/out havin 2KY them in...). If U're interested, contact me... the co$t is a fraction of the web site price < --- pm me w u're e-mail addy if U want2c the "artistic nude" images (whatever the F that means... lol) n I'll zip you the password... or, and this is still in BETA testing, but if you're SMOKING HOT!!!! just flash the main page and it should open up all the images for you to view... < --- not that I'm a masterBETA tester, butt2help w the process, send me thosoOoOooOOOOOse flashin pics... *winkwinknudgenudgenuffsaidnuffsaid*... but, I digress... I print using a Canon PIXMA Pro9000 on Canon Pro Platinum photo paper, 8.5 x 11 and 13x19, glossier than the Bettie Page prints I have!!! n, my apologies 2 the Stones, no sticky fingers!!! ok, I have 2admiT I crack maself up sometimes...). Plus I do print services 4 models (but ONLY w/the express permission of the photographer if he/she owns the copyright) and photographers. The ca$hola rec'd goes rightintoma "medical fund" < --- no glaucoma 4moi!!!!!!...

Too many published photos to account for here, but images have appeared in various print media, the internet, have been used by Kodak (dang I used to get a lot of free film from them!!! I still have the vegetable crisper in ma fridge filled w the stuff: whoa!! I should stick my ole Beatles LPs in there too, it'd be like a mini Smithsonian -- only colder -- heck, it's not like I'm using the crisper section for vegetables... : ), The United Nations Children's Fund, various local companies and have appeared in catalogs and coffee table books...

Lift Off....20






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Sh*t I wanna do...   91 pics


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