Dynamite Cadaver

Model Male Horsham, Pennsylvania, US My MM URL: http://www.modelmayhem.com/spookyawesomemonsterman
Mayhem # 1828245

About Me

I'm 32 & pretty heavily tattooed. I work in a medical supply warehouse and at a Haunted Hayride. I've been doing fire breathing and fire eating for roughly 10 years now. In addition i work security for the Monster Mania Horror convention circuit. When i get time i occasionally dabble in art (drawing, custom painting furniture). I started modeling for fun and I'm always interested in meeting new people. I'm old, my hair is greying, I drink, I smoke, I'm bitter and sarcastic but folks i am a lovely little man.

I'm laid back....easy to work with...generally accepting of anyone and anything, with the exception of pricks. Obviously i do this for fun. I'm too damn dirty to be a pro...but I'm the sexiest troll you'll ever meet. I have a high intolerance for people who think their shit doesn't stink. I've met too many people in different industries who think they are God's Gift to their craft. That level of egotism makes me want to punch babies.

Likes: Hockey, Halloween, Tanks, monster movies, Weapons/Torture devices, Mud & Grime, Split Pea Soup, Jack-O-Lanterns, Kurt Russell, anything post-apocalyptic

Hates: Genre/Scene snobs, Hardcore Religious types, People who choose to speak like a 5th grader (see also; words like jawn and shizzle), asparagus.

I have a wicked fascination with all things Halloween and Horror. The bloodier the better! i come equipped with various creepy masks, weapons, and a spooky sense of humor.

"If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance."
-George Bernard Shaw

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Anatomy FX #17031
J. Isobel De Lisle #168006
Kitten Power #643596
Kevin Loreaux #12463
Lyse #1630910
Steph Vicious #81086

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