I've posed for pictures with Ivory Soap,
I've petted stray dogs and shied clear of dope.
My smile is brilliant, my glance is tender,
But I'm noted most for my unspoiled gender.
I've been made Miss Reingold, though I never touch beer,
And I'm the person to whom they say, "You're sweet, my dear!".
The only etchings I've seen have been behind glass,
And the closest I've been to a bar was at ballet class.