I am an aspiring plus sized model. Why does society define us as "plus" size when 99% of the time they give us a negative outlook? People get positive! Open your eyes! Plus is beautiful! I am going to have my cake and eat it too in this industry. Superficial society can kiss my nalgas!I love being in front of the camera as well as networking. I have been in a few fashion shows and have a couple coming up. If you would like to contact me please send emails here or to miss.kari305@gmail.com. Please don't leave one word comments/tags or send friend requests without a note or something first.God bless!
For those of you wondering I am mixed Dominican, African-American, Native-American, and European.
For laughs
You know you are Dominican or African-American if:
Some of your favorite expressions consist of:
“coño”
“Anda la mierda”
“Anda el diablo”
“El diache”
“Que Vaina”
“Dimelo”
“Ta’ To”
“Y Es Facil”
“Que lo Que?”
“A Po Ta Bien”
“Que Tripeo”
“Tu si Jode”
“Ta Cool”
“Ta Jevi”
“La creta”
“Tu ta pasa”
“Cojelo suave”
“Que Bufeo”
“Degrasia”
“Mariconaso”
“Malba”
“Barbarasa”
“Pariguayo”
If you live, or got family livin in Washington Heights (better said Guaachinton Heights) . . . Or NY in general, this also includes Florida…
You woke up on the weekends to BB King, Bobby Blue Bland, Luther, Fernando Villalona, or Sergio Vargas
If people tell you to stop screaming when you’re really talking
If you grew up afraid of something called “El Cuco”
If you clap your hands while laughing
If you have more Primos and Primas, and you talk about at least one that is famous or rich (lots of cousins).
If your able to dance without any music
If you learned how to dance merengue and bachata before you could walk
If you point things out with your nose and mouth
If you’ve ever gotten beat with any of the following:
rubber slippers, extension cord, hanger (plastic or metal), big rice spoon and then your mami would tell you she's give you something to cry about
If you waste ALL your money in the summer time buying “frio-frio” RED FLAVOR
If you’ve ever gone outside in rolos and chancletas
If you consider a siesta a sacred tradition for the family. especially between noon and 2pm where the family gets together and eats, more platanos, rice & beans of course
If you consider platanos one of the major food groups
If you can smell chuletas cookin in your house from down the block
If your house in DR has an oil lamp in every room
If you told
stories and funny jokes while there was no electricity
If you spill liquor on the floor and say “eso e pa lo muerto!”
If you like El Concon (which is the hard part of the rice) and Habichuelas con dulce.
If you’ve ever gotten whipped by a diablo cojuelo or lechon
If your grandma has a saint picture or a Black Jesus in her living room
If your sofas are covered in plastic
If you all the juices you have in your house are the type that come in powder, and you just mix with water, like Tang
If you eat Mangu on a daily basis
If you say words like . . . . . . . . Razor is GILE . . . . . . . . Nailpolish is CUTé . . . . . . . Feminine Pads are KOTE . . . . . . . . Vicks Vapo Rub is Vivaporu . . . . . . . . T-Shirts are POLOCHE . .. . .Garbage is EL Gabish . . . . . . .Cereal is CONFLE
(Yea you all know you do it!)
If you believe Vivaporu is the cure for EVERYTHING
If you use an old t-shirt, towel, or anything as a mop, and use your feet to mop
If you’ve ever let some one throw AGUA FLORIDA on you for good luck
If your house on the island has broken pieces of glass to keep away robbers
If you refer to every cat as MISHU
If your childhood games were called: EL ESCONDIDO, POLLITO PLEIBI, APARA Y BATEA, EL GALLO, or that game with a stick and a wheel
IF your parents dressed you up for Halloween as a VAQUERO, CAMPESINA, GITANA, OR HAWALLANA
If your refrigerator has about 85 magnets on it
If all your pots and pans are inside the oven
If you parents ever gave you ACEITE DE BACALAO(cod liver oil) when you were sick
