Mayhem # 2325835
About MeREACTIVATED MY ACCOUNT, ONLY TO CONTACT THE TALENTED FOTO RAY-GUN MAMBO (http://www.modelmayhem.com/25876). I AM NO LONGER MODELING OTHERWISE. YOU DO NOT INTEREST ME IF YOU ARE NOT HIM.
Boston based actor and on hiatus burlesque dancer (with The Slaughterhouse Sweethearts).
I've been told my allure lies in my mystique, but in real life? That dissipates within ten minutes of having met me and noticing it is, in fact, social anxiety followed by a complete and utter lack of shame. "I was so in love with you until I got to know you," is a common trend.
My interests include soda fountain drinks, human anatomy, cabinets of curiosity (wunderkammer), cryptids, exploitation and social engineering films, well documented murders and killers, the circus, the 1920s, the melodica, and John Willie. I dream to someday own an original Tempest Prognosticator and a full, mounted hippopotamus.
I love dumb jokes. The sillier the better. Give me a gin and ginger ale and a Three Stooges or Looney Tunes marathon and you have a happy camper.
I'm left handed and partially blind in my left eye. In general, it is smart to not approach me from that side.