the lonely photographerPhotographer Male Beverly Hills, California, US
Los Angeles, California, US
My MM URL: http://www.modelmayhem.com/thelonelyphotographer
Mayhem # 2429534
I'm just a card carrying, toe tag professional GWC, just another guy with a camera. The other guys here hate. I call myself "The lonelyphotographer".. I'm the Rodney Dangerfield of photographers. I get no respect. When a casting call goes out for an awesome photographer, i thought it said AWFUL, so I raised my my hand, I get awesome and awful mixed up. When I started shooting, I begged a model to shoot with , she said ok and gave me an address and told me go inside and wait for her. I got there late and couldn't find the address. I asked a cop if he knew where the building was. He told me they just finished dynamiteing the building and bulldozing whats left of it. I tried taking a dog to the park to meet pretty models, I found out the dog was using me to meet other dogs. I remember my first shoot , I went up into the Empire State building with my model and airplanes started to attack her!
I bought a mannequin, but her arms fell off! Why when I tried shooting a inflatable date, it sprung a leak! I thought I got lucky when a guy called me up and said he wanted a family picture, turns out it was a family of pigs! I gave up on bacon after that.
Why are models so hard to come by? I even offered to pay one to shoot, she promptly doubled my money and told me to go away! I tried shooting street scenes , I asked a homeless guy if I could shoot him, he handed me the cup full of change he had and told me to go away.
Lol, I was told my name " thelonelyphotographer" sounded scary, so the model opted not to shoot with me, hell, I thought it was better than "Norman Bates".
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