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* I seek models who seek an imagination collaboration.
* I don't Facebook or Twitter.
* I saw McCartney play with The Beatles at Comisky Park in '65 and more recently I saw him play solo at Wrigley Field. (Surprisingly, he didn't remember me. Go figure.)
* Save the drama for your llama. Being pleasant scores more bonus points than looks.
* Photography is my only artistic outlet. So I'll use my time with you wisely.
* I am willing to shoot TF selectively because this is not a business for me (although I'd love it if you'd feed me Doritos). But, I can't say the same for the people who help me. If you can't do your own makeup and need me to have a mua at your shoot, we can negotiate that service. My mua's each have their own pricing stucture.
* My favorite models are those who are confident in their abilities, enough to occassionally laugh at themselves. Like when Cindy Crawford once said, "Even I don't look like Cindy Crawford first thing in the morning."
WHAT YOU CAN EXPECT FROM ME:
* A bunch of enhanced images. (I no longer supply unedited proofs. No exceptions.)
* I reside in and shoot out of Lisle. Location shooting is limited.
* I do not shoot models under the age of 18 unless accompanied by a parent.
* You will need to sign a model release. If you want to see it prior to the shoot, I can email you.
* Sure, you may bring an escort to our shoot! As long as that person understands the word "invisible".
* What we shoot will depend on our ideas. So if you have any, don't be shy! Your's are probably better than mine anyway.
* Shooting sessions usually last about 2 hours.
* Generally, I prefer not to shoot on weekends as I like to spend that part of the week being with family. (Because after all, "A man who does not spend time with his family is not a man" - Vito Corleone)
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