Photoclassic

THE BLURB

I make photographs.

Sometimes people like my photographs and that makes me happy

Sometimes people pay me for my photographs and that makes me VERY happy

Sometimes people use my photographs without permission and that makes me sad

Sometimes companies have used my photographs to make them money without my permission and that makes me VERY mad



I make photographs of people - happy people, sad people, posh people, normal people, dressed up people and nekkid people

I make photographs of animals - most of them are nekkid too!

I make photographs of pretty places

I make photographs of pretty things

I also make photographs of machines for companies so the banks will lend them money

Sometimes I make photographs of broken machines for insurance companies

Sometimes I make photographs of broken people for lawyers



I like making photographs

If you like my photographs, feel free to let me know

If you don't like my photographs ~ "shoulda gone to Specsavers"

If you want me to make photographs with you, feel free to contact me

If you want to pay me to make photographs for you, PLEASE contact me


Full-time professional photographer.

I am no longer booking models for paid work unless a client requests models.

I will consider a limited amount of TFCD but only if I have the time and it will benefit both.

I frequently give talks and workshops to clubs and societies and organise several wildlife photography safaris each year in Scotland and Kenya.  If you are interested in an African safari, I recently took two photographers on a 3-week Kenyan safari and ran a live blog to raise funds for the charity Save The Elephants.  The blog can be found at: http://kenyasafari2011.blogspot.com/