To avoid confusion you should know that I am straight and happy, not gay and snappy, and there's absolutely nothing wrong with being either.

DJ/Dancer/Designer/Gemologist/Jeweler/Producer/Poet/Painter

There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. I was born in Russia, but I've spent the better part of my life in Thailand. Yes, I am still a Russian citizen, and, no, I don't have an accent, and yes, I may pretend to have one just to make you laugh.

I'm romantic, confident, considerate, artistic, witty, free spirited, and I am easily satisfied with the very best. I am a jack-of-all-arts who is endlessly globetrotting and looking for a new rush. I am a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma. I graduated high school at the top of my class when I was fifteen and have been enrolled in various universities ever since. I'm one of the most ambitious and hardworking people you will ever meet. I also rock at relaxing and putting my feet up, so I guess you could categorize that as the work-hard and play-hard mindset. I own many leather-bound books, and my home smells of rich mahogany. (If you get that reference, then you are a good sport and trooper. And you passed my test.)

Humor is very important to me. I am a connoisseur of laughter. If you really dislike MITCH HEDBERG or Bill Hicks or Sacha Baron Cohen or or Eddie Izzard or South Park or even old George Carlin, you probably won't like my sense of humor. It is definitely an acquired taste. On the surface, what I find to be funny is usually, but not always offensive, vulgar, sexual, racist or outright retarded to the point of absurdity. Underlying what would appear to be senseless "base" humor, there is a calculated ingenuity. I don't believe that offensive humor is inherently funny - it requires a subtle cleverness to really succeed. And everyone is well aware that I put the "b" in subtle, oh yeah, that's right.

I'm an ENFP (Champion) based on the Jung typology test, which means I'm enthusiastic, idealistic, and creative. Able to do almost anything that interests me. Great people skills. Need to live life in accordance with my inner values. Excited by new ideas, but bored with details. Open-minded and flexible, with a broad range of interests and abilities.

The aura of awesomeness surrounding me is quite noticeable.

Actually, scratch that, the first thing they notice is that I'm usually making some ridiculous self-aggrandizing statement. I'm a self-assured nerd who enjoys poking fun at himself and the absurdity of life in general.

I am not that difficult to spot in a crowd. Unlike most men I actually enjoy shopping and I dress to impress on a daily basis.

Some friends have noted that I look like a Russian cross of Johnny Depp in Blow and Leonardo DiCaprio in The Beach with the personality of Joseph Gordon-Levitt or Neil Patrick Harris. They would often describe me as being very zen or contemplative. There are very few things that would make me panic or lose face and I seem to have a calming effect on most people.

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