Lord Tompkins

also - I'm on Zivity.  Let me know if you want to shoot a set.

My hair is blue.  Right now, it's blue.

I am a model, sculptor, video artist, semi-sadist and accordionist.  I am looking to make my portfolio as versatile as possible. 



I can provide a copy of my kick ass resume and references for those considering working with me.

I'll do trade if your work is something I think I can use in my portfolio.  Otherwise, I'll offer my very very very reasonable rates.


*I require physical prints or digital images from all shoots.  Email them to me. CDs are awesome. This doesn't mean I need (or want!) a copy of every shot you take, but I do expect at least 2 images back from each shoot. If I work with you and you do not give me anything back, you have stolen my time, and I will consider you a schmuckhead. *

That being said, here are a few things that I will & will not do:

I will...

-get nekked

-let you look through/use my many costumes for our shoots

-travel during select months when compensation for expenses is provided.  I'll travel far for the right photographer, but I generally stay on the East Coast.

-go halvsies with you on travel expenses to places I can reach by train

-let you change my hair color

-help you scout locations for specific shoots

-play you beautiful accordion music upon request

-do my own makeup, (though I prefer using a MUA)

-work with other models

I will not...

-work with you if I feel that you are coming off as disrespectful in any way.  Get real.

-do anything I find to be in bad taste.

-buy expensive things to accommodate your needs (i.e., if you want me in a very specific outfit, you're going to have to provide it.)

-work with you twice, without receiving anything from the first shoot.

-respect anyone who doesn't go through the trouble to make themselves  appear intelligent.

-make out with you

Other information of interest:

-My hair is currently BLUE

-I have tattoos on my wrists, neck, hips, arm, and ribcage
-I have a pierced nose and pierced left and right nipples (no pierced ears though)
-My eyes change color, but are often green.  Sometimes blue, sometimes teal, sometimes gold.
-My weight fluctuates (a lot) - my most recent pictures are accurate representations of my current self.
-I am Discordian
-I prefer to shoot with music.

If you are interested in working with me, please include the following information in your message:

-what you are interested in shooting

-where the shoot will take place (location)

-what type of compensation you are offering (paid/tfp/trade/treasure)

-who you are (name/shtick- are you an artist? a commercial
photographer? A goblin?)

-the best way to contact you (phone/email/courier pigeon/etc)


I look forward this.