I am Jaymee kitty. Behold. I am cute. I will make you swoon. You will worship me and the ground I walk on. If not, I'll poop on you.
I enjoy tummy rubs and kitty treats and getting my ears scratched. Toes and fingers fascinate me.
The vet says I'm overweight. I prefer adorably plump. Call me fat will you!! I left him a surprise, that bastard.
I live a good life. I eat, I nap, I drink, I nap some more, I play, I nap, I poop in a box, and I don't even have to clean up after myself. It's ok to be jealous. Royalty walks to a different tune.
I'm too fabulous to do TFP with GWCs but I welcome tests with anyone worthy of my presence. Meow. Meow.
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