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Height: 5' 7"
Weight: 130 lbs
Neck: 0"
Sleeve: 0"
Chest: 0"
Waist: 0"
Inseam: 0"
Shoe: 0.0
Hair color: Black
Hair length: Medium
Eye color: Black
Ethnicity: Black
Skin color: Brown
Shoot nudes: Yes
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Experience: Some Experience
Compensation: Any
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Last activity: Aug 09, 2013
Joined: Apr 03, 2008


Dejeo

Male
34 years old
San Francisco, California, US

Mayhem #687731
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MM URL: http://www.modelmayhem.com/dizzjee

About me
I hate when people send a friend's request but don't bother to 1) say hello, 2) introduce themselves, 3) send an MM message, or 4) develop a communication relationship... Sound snooty? I hope not. I just don't see the need to accept friends if I do not know who, what, where and why you are.

Once upon a time there was an MM member who had a standard. An Evil Model wanted to be his friend online but would not send him as much as a burp or fart to acknowledge him. So the MM member did not accept his little request.

The Evil Model sent Vicious Photographers after the MM member. They took horrid pictures of the MM member and gave them to the Evil Model. The Evil Model posted them to show the entire MM world.

The MM member was horrified by the Evil Model's evilish attack. So the MM member sent his Fairy God-agent to speak to the Evil Model about doing the evilish posting.

They fought. It rained cats and dogs. Thunder struck, Lighting flashed. It snowed. A rainbow appeared and cracked in a thousand pieces. The sea overflowed and drowned islands and cities and Venice sank. So much fighting. Over rejection and horridly taken pictures.

The MM member said, "Enough." And the fighting stopped.
The Fairy God-agent choked the Evil Model to death and the Evil Model died. The Vicious Photographers disappered. The Fairy God-agent could not find the horrid-pictures so he burnt down the Evil Model's house.

The horrid pictures remained online. And the MM member wrote apology notes to everyone. A Digital Camera on a black horse came up to him and began to take better more flattering images of him.

And he posed hopefully after ever.

The End.

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Assalicious   26 pics
Assalicious II   8 pics
Assalicious III   6 pics
Dejeo's list of killer photos   17 pics
Melanin   19 pics
The Book of Giants   15 pics
Urban Mandingos 1   42 pics


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Henning von Berg

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john ater

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Sean J Smith

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p w gomez photographer

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Donte Newman

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J-Claude Aubry

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