The ARGH Go Nut

Freelance photographer available for model portfolio work. I have been shooting in various genres since 1999 and am looking to branch out into others.
I want to create photos that make people say "Damn that's hot!" The wholesome photos that could double for mouthwash ads bore me to tears. Other styles I like are images that tell stories. Something that you can ask yourself "what happened next or before?" something that makes someone think and imagine.

Rants, comments and just getting things off my chest
- I miss the days of Captain Crunch and saturday morning cartoons!
- Not a fan of escorts. I have allowed them in the past and I know YOUR escort is different but I have yet to see proof of that in my experience. Stop being lazy check a damn reference
- Nudity is not required to get the best shot though I prefer models who are open to it because sometimes nudity might be needed to add that wow factor
- I am a smartass and I say inappropriate/unprofessional things all the time. Shoots are business but I'm not going to be a corporate pinhead in my attitude
- My shoots are fun and relaxed and as long as I get what I am after I will let the model control the pace
- Fashion photography bores me. The photography is or can be technically amazing, the model can be one of the most beautiful women on the planet but the finished product puts me to sleep
- When I see a photo of a model practically doing acrobatics to cover her nipples I laugh at how stupid it is. They are nipples yours aren't something special and don't need to be protected at all costs.
- Models who have managers are marginally smarter than the moron they have managing them.
- I want a muse to drive me crazy, sanity is overrated
- My true art is writing, photography was the result of a bar bet that turned into a way of making a living
- I once quit a job and they asked me why? and I told them I like chicken on thursdays and walked out. I wonder if they still are trying to figure that one out?
- I don't want to shoot your wedding, your children, or even the "pre-child porn" of you pregnant
- I don't talk models into shooting something. You either want to do it or don't. Too many don'ts and we don't work together it's that simple. No need to get upset about it, I simply say NEXT
- A good spanking never hurt anyone lol
- Art doesn't require money. it requires passion
- Pinup shots from the 40's and 50's are amazing. Present day pinup stuff is just copying plain and simple
- I would rather you glow in the dark than have a damn spray on tan! That crap is a pain in the ass to photoshop evenly
- Green beans are nasty
- I don't add male models. I don't shoot men so serves no purpuse to add you
- thank you for wasting enough of your time to read all this crap