Parker King

BECAUSE ALL OF YOU ARE IDIOTS, THIS GOES AT THE TOP NOW:

Feel like adding me? That's awesome. Send me a message too.

*That "too" part actually means "MANDATORY."

By all means I'm not a super serious person with a stick up my ass, (as you can tell from my photos, I'm very lighthearted) but if you consider yourself professional don't just randomly add me. If you would like to add me or see if I'm interested in working with you SEND ME A FUCKING MESSAGE. Do you go up to people on the streets, hand them your business card without saying anything and walk away? No, introduce yourself. I'm not here to be a number on your friends list.

Now to the fun stuff:


I let my friends (and other people) with cameras make me look good because I'm vain. I'm really just down for helping people build portfolios. I'll work for free and/or burritos. Hey'd you see that? Free! Of course I do accept payment if you really want to give me something.

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