I iz experienzed bear modelz. I not haz no print work. I iz lost and wantz find nitch. I wantz find home soon! I haz no money, I can no payz.
I iz limp inz pozez, I iz flexible. I canz do anythingz. Photographers haz give me complete directionz.
I no wearz clothez. I'z no use to feel in clothez. I haz sweet toothz and putz honey with all me eatz. Pepel sayz I eatz garbage. Talkz difficult cauz I haz no computerz. I finz omputerz when can.
Iz startz, I no experienzed and haz bad, bad peple. Dis a nice plaz & hopez I be foundz soon and meetz good peple now.
I haz scaped. Now must find home. Poor bear, need helpz. Need, how say? Speetcz terapisht.
The story behind the Bear
Evidently, the Bear's original profile was here:
The Bear, foot loose and fancy free, decided to go on a tour of the whole wide world:
But alas, not all went according to plan, for the Bear was lost. Left alone with a black backpack, a rather tattered old copy of Stephen King's It
and a list of photographers and models with addresses and dates from a strange web site named ModelMayhem.com.
Fortunately, or unfortunately depending on how you look on it, the Bear was found and taken in by a "working girl" who took pity on our dear Bear and gave him some "comfort". However, our girl's boss was not happy with this new arrangement. For the Boss sought some form of financial gain from the poor Bear's situation.
Thus the Bear's circumstances became dire and the Bear was handed over to nefarious person's unknown. We need not trouble you with the details or the sad Bear's desperate sojourn and the horrible straights put upon the Lost Bear. But this was one smart Bear. He managed an escape from his captors and also managed to find his way to one of the MM photographers.
What of the horrific bearnappers? Who are they and what did they really hope to gain? Was it really for the money? There are rumors they may be seeking immunity. Maybe the MMCIU (ModelMayhem Crimes Investigation Unit) are hot on their trail!
The story continued:
Our poor Bear is again really, really
lost. Returning home, the Bear's timing was terrible. Arriving too late, the package containing the Bear is lost......