Steph Vicious

"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra  s c a r y  to me, because there's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run. He's fuzzy. Get outta here." -Mitch Hedberg

H i g h l i g h t    R e e l !  (w00t!)

☆ I'm a full time college student majoring in forensic molecular genetics/biology. School is always top priority, so scheduling in advance is key! (My body won't let me model forever!)
☆ I'm an extremely passionate person. When something peaks my interest, I delve myself into it tenfold.
☆ I can solve a Rubik's Cube in under 2 minutes.
☆ I'm a makeup artist. I do most of my own makeup in my shots; however, I LOVE when someone else will do it for me.. opens me up to new ideas and perspectives, but it also makes me pickier about other peoples makeup work. Oh, and hire me. ;x
☆ I have tattoos. I can have them professionally covered up courtesy of my good friends at Anatomy FX.
☆ I am constantly craving new, and captivating ideas and testing my persistence in completing the tasks necessary to create something interesting.
☆ I'm very interested in doing voiceover work. Currently putting a demo together.
☆ I probably watch more ESPN/ESPN2 than most women you know. At first it was because of my job and wasn't by choice.. now.. I'm not so sure I can blame it on work..
☆ I cannot stand cocky people or those that take themselves too seriously. It's one thing to be proud of your work, but if you act like you're the end all be all of the photography/modeling/makeup/hair/stylist/fashion world, I have no desire to work with you. Loosen up! Have some damn fun, geez.
☆ I consist of no plastic. In layman's terms, my boobs are real.
☆ A lot of my images are done by J. Isobel De Lisle. It just so happens she's one of my closest friends, and she lives 3 seconds away. Most of the photos she's done of me are spur of the moment shoots done at 2 a.m.
☆ All of my stats are true. I don't lie about my age or measurements. I have the credentials to back it up!
☆ I used to play street hockey. Whatwhat!
☆ I'm also a huge nerd. I LOVE video games and comic books, fantasy, and sci-fi. Bring on the crazy photoshopped fantasy stuff!
☆ I'm told my facial expressions are priceless when I'm contemplating something.
☆ I despise choreographed dance.
☆ I tend to have most photographers in hysterics for 3/4 of the shoot.
☆ I don't like to limit myself to one genre of modeling, so hit me up with all ya got!
☆ I'm a fun loving little lady with a ton of awesome ideas, and I'm always looking for an accomplice to create some amazing photos with!

(Things like this crack me up.)

☆ I do not shoot full nudes. I am open to shooting ARTISTIC implied nudes (no nipples, no lower front); however, I will not consider TFP for these types of photos. If you're one of those photographers that laughed at that, do us both a favor and hit the little x on the upper right corner of the page, or find that cute little red circle on the upper left. k, thx. ;x


(It's paint!)

If you're interested in setting up a shoot, or you have an idea you'd like me to be involved in, please feel free to contact me so that we can set something up! I'm more than willing to travel for a shoot if all expenses are paid.

Again, I do makeup! Contact me for rates. (Portfolio coming soon!)


(All hail the iPhone.. I'd be lost without my calendar and my music!)