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Last activity: Nov 19, 2009
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The_Photo_Nutzi

Male
Cape Coral, Florida
Some of my other work: Kurt Abraham aka KaptainKurt

Mayhem #834550
Photographer


MM URL: http://www.modelmayhem.com/ThePhotoNazi

About me
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You can see some of my other work under my other pseudonyms:
"vonfukenstein" http://www.modelmayhem.com/780077
"kaptainkurt" http://www.modelmayhem.com/606223

All different stuff (my latest) over at ModelBrigade: http://www.modelbrigade.com/114564

Also my deviantArt port: http://vonfukenstein.deviantart.com/

My "Naughty Nostalgia" site: http://clips4sale.com/studio/23690

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And while you're at it, please check out my new book: "The Face Of Hollywood"!  I shot it in 1976 - before I went the route you see on these ports.  It's a photojournalistic time capsule about the "street people" of Hollywood - with a few nostalgic celebrities thrown in.

The Face Of Hollywood

http://www.modelbrigade.com/photos/7e/dd/e7/7edde7d65971039.jpeg

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I've been a professional photographer for 35 years.  I attended Art Center College Of Design in Los Angeles and Pasadena (the school moved during my tenure).  In Los Angeles, I specialized in fashion, advertising, record covers and fine art nudes.  I moved to NYC where I operated a studio for 7 years - again specializing in fashion, advertising and fine art nudes.  But then I added comedy to the mix of glamour and nudes - and things took off.  That led me to start a greeting card company called Brazen Images in 1981 which specialized in adult humorous greeting cards.  The company went through the roof for me.  They started out modestly in nature but became more explicit as the years (and customer demands) went on.  Then the tides turned.  Political attitudes towards the cards changed.  The country became more conservative.  We had to put up with Reagan (with his Moral Majority) and Bush Part 1 and Part 2 (with all of their Born Again nonsense).  Alternative greeting card stores went out of business 10 and 20 at a time - per MONTH.  And the internet eventually killed the demand altogether due to email and e-cards.  I closed Brazen Images in 2006.  It ran exactly 25 years.  From December 1981 to December 2006.  But I continue with that portfolio nonetheless.

In 2003 I started another company called "Naughty Nostalgia".  Naughty Nostalgia specializes in the restoration, preservation and presentation of your parents' 8mm, Super 8 and 16mm stag films from the 1900s to the 1980s (pre-video).   We have the catch phrase: "Is your mom in one of them?"  HA!  (Could BE!  I actually found one of my OWN relatives in one from the 1930s!)  http://clips4sale.com/studio/23690

I now live in Cape Coral, Florida and have several book projects in the works - as well as a feature film project. 

I am seeking female nude models in the Cape Coral / Ft. Myers, Florida area for several projects - both with photography and film (video).  My needs involve complete and total nudity - but I understand that yours sometimes do NOT!  So I am perfectly willing to TFCD.  You will get what you need and I will get what I need.   

I have multiple portfolios which I am constantly adding to.  They are all conceptual in nature - rather than just a bunch of fluff.  You can see that work on all three of my ports.  So I'm constantly in need of nude models for these projects.

You give me what I need - and I'll give you what you need.  Just ask - and we will trade off.

Sorry... but I will not respond to anyone under 18 years old regarding my personal erotic projects.  Firm.

And... y'know... if you're NOT interested in doing nudes, WHY EVEN CONTACT ME????  "Implied" nudes are NOT nudes!  Do you also eat "implied" FOOD?  I've had several models read this profile and look at the photos on all three ports - and then message me to to tell me that they don't do nudes!  HUH?  Was I somehow not clear about this? 

One last point.  I will not tolerate "flaking" in any way, shape or form.  When a model flakes on me, I make a point of notifying every photographer that I know in the SWFL and NYC areas about that model - by name.  When we book a shoot, I supply every model with two phone numbers, an email address - and of course they already have this MM messaging system as well.  That's FOUR WAYS to contact me if they've changed their mind... or have a conflict... or need to reschedule... or had a flat tire... or got sick... or WHATEVER!  And that's ALSO four ways to contact me AFTER they've flaked to explain what happened.   

So models, take note.  This is a BUSINESS.  Not a GAME!  If we book a shoot together - and you flake on me - you had BETTER get in touch with me REAL FAST and tell me WHY - or YOU'RE going to be in the next email notice (by name and MM #) that I send out to all photographers in the SWFL and New York areas.

Now... having said that... I am extremely easy to get along with.  Just ask any of the models on my port that I've worked with - and they will vouch for me.  I'm FUN!  And the work is quite often FUNNY - 'cause I do some crazy stuff!  So you know that I must be INCREDIBLY pissed off at the sheer numbers of flakes that I've encountered lately - and that my patience has been taxed beyond its limits - for me to have posted this warning. 

So remember... "networking" works BOTH ways.  You can build a good reputation - or a BAD reputation!

!!!DON'T FLAKE!!!

That's it for now!

Thanks - and I hope to hear from you.

Kurt

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Angelique Saunders
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2009-11-15 13:17:28
Thanks for the friend request!

-Angelique
Porsche Belle
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2009-11-11 08:56:40
you have a dirty mind, sir ;)
Samantha Janette
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2009-11-11 03:15:18
No, I was actually climbing a wall and hanging/clutching on in that photo.... FUN times! :)
Love Victoria K
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2009-11-05 22:19:36
Nice work!
Kim Jonet
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2009-10-14 12:07:28
Thanks for the pic comments and the fr. You work is fun!
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2009-08-21 23:22:08
thanks for the f*r*
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Lynn Winters
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2009-08-18 19:05:19
I enjoyed meeting you at the fetishcon I found you to be a true professional and a charming man.
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2009-07-08 10:29:12
Thanks for the FR!
Frankie
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2009-07-08 10:15:58
Thanks for the pic comment!
Peyton Lazarus
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2009-07-05 08:46:19
Ah... topless.... always a wonderful way to be!!! I do have some of those... just not posted...yet.
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Miss Whitney Morgan
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2009-06-23 09:37:00
I don't know if I can wait til FetishCon to work with you =D
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2009-06-08 10:16:48
Hi! Thanks for friendship :)

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V a l i n a
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2009-06-08 10:16:44
Hi! Thanks for friendship :)

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__Sarah__
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2009-06-07 14:27:45
Sorry to bust your bubble, but that is NOT me in that pic, I know it looks as if, but it is in fact not me! Trust me, my goodies are WAYYYY better than that...... :)
Lizzii
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2009-05-27 15:40:07
Thanks for you pic comments! Much appreciated :-)
B-don Mc
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2009-05-26 08:53:21
Thanks for the pic comment but thats not Sarah its Alli
shellyradley
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2009-05-26 03:30:37
Thank you ever so much for all of your photo comments...

It's very very very much appreciated...

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2009-05-26 03:30:35
Thank you ever so much for all of your photo comments...

It's very very very much appreciated...

xx shelly
Fayth
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2009-05-21 12:15:18
You rock man...i cant get over how awesome the shots you did of me, turned out...you freakin rock, even when i cant handle my whisky and spit it all over myself...what a great shoot! teehee
Zoltan Saro
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2009-05-20 18:03:53
Thanks for FR and comment on Melissa - I guess you are right about her father. They live across the Hudson, she is graduating from Cornell right now and she is the sweetest and most pleasant person I've been around. The world is really small after all...
julie-christine
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2009-05-15 20:29:45
Thank you so much!!
Julian Wilde Studio
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2009-05-14 13:22:18
Thx man! ;-) -JULIAN
aubreynude
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2009-05-12 18:11:03
I guess I am sort of an oddity in that respect.
Candace Nirvana
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2009-05-12 13:08:40
your profile is fantastic, thanks for the comments. lovely work.


tattoo23
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2009-05-10 09:01:23
Hey thankyou for the image comment and FR fella, love your work! :)
Nicole Moser
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2009-04-30 11:59:57
Thanks so much for all the great comments!!!

You have some killer work!!

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Photos By Brandi
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2009-04-21 19:43:04
Thanks For The Request.. AWESOME Port....
Suz E
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2009-04-19 17:58:51
WOW you have some wonderful work. It makes me laugh and then look again and then say no way!!!. Thank you much for the FR and the pic comments and listings.


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A Valentine
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2009-04-19 12:44:59
Thanks for the add....keep up the great work!! :)
Xoxo
~A. Valentine
aenux
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2009-04-12 10:49:28
Thanks for the FR and the comments! And actually yes.. I can cook. ;)
Parisian Photographer
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2009-04-05 10:26:39
Thanks a lot for all the friend requests and comments!! I did not know which profile to Tag you under so I picked this one by chance, hoping that's ok!! :) Looking forward to seeing many more of your great work!!! ~PP
Julie Coffee
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2009-03-25 16:09:35
so where is Cape Coral?! =)

and thank you for the very sweet comment you left on my broken bathroom pic~~ that one's my favorite too!!


ron w photography
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2009-03-16 05:37:55
Thank you for your wonderful comments and appreciating my work. I absolutely love the humor in your work! Hilarious!!!
Brandenburg
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2009-03-15 20:32:44
Great concepts. Marching to the beat of a different saxaphone.
E Noir
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2009-03-12 08:54:08
Love it, Love it, Love it
Nejat
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2009-03-12 05:35:31
ty for the friend request and the great comments!

all of your profiles are very creative
E-V-E-L-Y-N
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2009-03-11 15:54:29
Thank you for all of your nice comments...
Nana - RapeBlossom
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2009-02-23 17:28:00
Thank you for the request! :]

xoxo
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2009-02-23 08:47:31
Thank you for the photo comments. :)


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2009-02-20 17:35:35
Thank you for the friend request. I love your playful attitude in the pics
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