I CAN HOST models, photographers, MUA's, etc. who have good references and are looking for a place that is somewhat convenient to the NY/NJ/CT area. Click
here for a map of my general location.
I am looking for models, MUAs, hair stylists, etc. of any experience level for TF* work in any genre. I look for true collaborations; as long as everyone involved in the shoot is happy with the concept, I'm happy.
I have a studio in Peekskill, NY 10566 which can be used. I can also shoot on location.
Over the last few years I've developed four rules for working with people. They are:
1. Provide a safe working environment.
2. Make sure that the people you're working with
feel safe.
3. Respect your coworkers.
4. Keep your coworkers happy.
I am okay with sane escorts.
There are a few things that I will NOT photograph, so I list them here to save time.
- Depictions of gore, violence, or degradation.
- Depictions of mental illness.
- Depictions of the American Flag that a) violate the
Flag Code, and/or b) are gratuitous.
- Cliches. Unless we do at least a dozen in one shot.
- Pornography. Probably. Nobody ever asked.
Having said that, I
might break one of those rules if you have a brilliant/unique idea that is respectful and insightful.
I shoot in B&W and color, with continuous or flash lighting, in studio or on location.
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I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they pose with petals from a rose, see how they try.
I'm spying.
Waiting for a new flake, waiting for the strobe to charge.
Perforated tee-shirt, stupid bloody fake gore.
Oh, you've been a naughty girl, you let your pubes grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.
Misses Mayhem Model posing.
Pretty little models lined up in their pretty bows.
See how they try with heels getting high, see how they pose.
I'm spying, I'm spying.
I'm spying, I'm spying.
Tub of yellow custard, all wrapped up in caution tape.
Cock-blocking escort, pornographic creepers,
Girl, you've been a naughty boy you're still a pre-op tran.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.
Sitting in a basement studio picking out a gun.
If you have a tan I'll have to bleach you white
From standing in the Angel's wings.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Expert sexpert chimping pictures,
Don't you think the poser laughs at you?
See how they smile like gangsters at a trial,
See how they hide.
I'm spying.
Naked in a gas mask, posing like the Eiffel Tower.
Canon versus Nikon, telephoto lenses.
Man, you should have seen them waiting for their pics to show.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo...
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