Thanks for stopping by! I'm an easy-going and drama-free photographer open to experiments and ideas, and looking for the same in models and MUAs. Seeking to shoot editorials, funk, grunge, fashion, vintage glamour, and especially anything that breaks the norm. Lunch on me if you're able to tickle my creative funny bone.
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I shoot enough of the mundane stuff like interiors & products to pay some bills and I'm very flexible to work TF* with Models & MUAHs that have a concept that really excites both of us. I'm incredibly open to all ideas and I don't blush easily. I believe in creating
OMFG!!! photographs together and one day I may just succeed.
I don't give out Raw/unedited files - they tend to put a crutch on what little creativity I have left.
My patronage dried up with the last Pope. So I can only pay models when I am getting paid myself. Or when I win a scratcher. Or when my useless & unaffectionate pooch finally curls up next to me.
I invest heavily in my equipment, gear, backup equipment, and software that goes into a shoot and I spend considerable time on post-production work to give you a product that you will (hopefully) love. All this whizz-bang is provided free to you on TF* shoots, which incidentally I like. It helps me build my portofolio as well as yours.
If you've already made it and will not consider TF* with me, Congratulations!! Continue the awesome work and I hope to still enjoy your valued comments and list adds. Your comments & criticism is part of my journey to getting better!
I provide a clean, safe & comfortable shooting environment in a spanking new building with, believe it or not, running water, electricity, and even two restrooms and a working thermostat.

Coffee, tea, soda, and bottled water at your leisure. Those of you who have shot here will hopefully attest that this is a sheer understatement!
I have very varied subject interests not just limited to the nudes and deviant stuff on my port. My devotion is to getting that elusive
OMFG!!! shot and to my family. You will not interest me in any other way. Unless you're Adriana Lima.
So c'mon already! If you honestly like my stuff, let's go make some great images!
I've had the sheer joy of creating some memorable photographs with exceptional models. Their indulgence and professionalism to their craft has made this feel more like a guilty pleasure. Here's to some of them:
Kimberly Boenker #294684
Rose Macabre #1191524
Kayla-Jane Danger #857459
Katherine Rose #483247
Ashley Day #408628
Liz Ashley #26159
Jess Robinson #539418
SIN #123478
Betzu #1108839
Danielle Trixie #109506
Gordon #700896
Julia Parsons #1232033