ColdWomen-KillerRabbits

Photographer Male Providence, Rhode Island, US
My Website: John Nikolai
My MM URL: http://www.modelmayhem.com/johnnikolai
Mayhem # 92029

About Me

Before I get to mentioning the very KLASSY photos involving refrigerated women and the killer rabbit, I would like to state that, apart from photography, my primary medium I work in in the visual arts is painting. I am currently looking for models to PAINT or, rather, to do paintings of on canvas. Nudes and portraits.
Now, the rest: For 13 months I was held captive by a French Canadian hillbilly named Robyn DeCradle who kept me chained up in his dark, damp, filthy crawlspace. I was frequently cattle-prodded out of the crawlspace and into his kitchen to photograph his victims, women who he'd abducted and refrigerated. I eventually escaped and was recovering from the sordid, traumatic experience I'd lived through when, one beautiful summer afternoon, I was walking down a peaceful path in the woods and fell into this rabbit hole. I am now being forced to take photographs of the victims of a long-earred flea-ridden fiend who collects women's feet and turns them into keychains. The rabbit is always looking for new victims and lately I have caught him staring at my ankles incessantly. Truly I tell you, I need help. All I ever wanted to do was to create tranquility-inspiring images of beauty and classiness. Dig?

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Rolling Stone
The Village Voice
SCREW
PUNK Magazine
New Scientist
Discover
Various of other magazines, rags, CDs, books, etc.

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