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About Me

Good day. This is Carney Malone's alter ego interviewing Carney Malone To prepare for.this interview I spoke to several photographers in your area. They all said that you were were an arrogant pompous ass,

Your point being?

OK. I don't wish to belabor this point. Carney, tell us a little about yourself.

I presently reside in the circle of Hell Dante neglected to visit.

I live in a decrepit house in a boring town in the depressing Hudson Valley. I now am retired. I was a farmer, garbage man, janitor, clerk, waiter, dish washer, computer programmer, civil servant and college teacher.

Obviously I couldn't hold a job.

When and why did you start shooting nudes?

I started shooting nudes in 2010.

I wanted to irritate my neighbor. He is an Evangelical minister.

What would you do if you could not shoot nudes?

I would put on a saffron robe, get a begging dish, move to Bhutan and become a Buddhist monk.

Who are your photographic influences?

A kid in high school named Louie. He had a Kodak Brownie. He took great pictures of the cheerleaders in the shower room through a hole in the wall

After Louie I'd have to say Andre Kertesz, Peter Basch, Eadweard Muybridge, Albert Arthur Allen, William Cheney Johnston, Man Ray, Robert Mapplethrope and Helmut Newton.

I admire Rudolf Kartelin, Jan Saudek and Heiko Thiele among photographers still with us.

Do you enter gallery competitions frequently?

I rarely enter gallery competitions. I don't like the cheap white wine they serve at their receptions.

Are your photographs in private collections?

Yes. My work is on the hard drives of thousands of teenage boys.

Every photographer has favorite models. What makes a model one of Carney's favorites?

I like models who leave beer, wine or food in my refrigerator when they depart.

Do you remunerate models?

I pay for nude shoots with models that fit my style. I understand that models need to eat. However, please realize that my son and I need to eat too.

I do not pay for non-nude work or work which does not fit my style. However, in some cases, travel assistance and hosting may be available.

NB: You must present a picture ID proving that you are 18 or older and sign a model release to work with me.

Do you host models?

I have a guest room for the use of traveling models. It has a queen size bed, air conditioning and an inside chain lock for the model's security.

I have an espresso machine. I make a mean double Espresso.

Other amenities include WiFi  and a washer and dryer.

If my son and l Iike you we may ask you to join us in a game of Pokemon Monopoly.

MY residence is a DOG FRIENDLY HOME. Canine companions always are welcome.

What if I fIake on Carney?

It is your loss, not mine. My son and I shall have dinner at a fine restaurant and take in a movie.

Anything you would like to add?

No. Now go away and leave me alone.

I'd like to return for a moment to your views of the work of other photographers..

That does we are done. (Walking away.)

But this is an imprtant question.

Eat zombie corpses.

And this concludes our interview.

A Few of my Online and Print Publications.

Dezire Magazine

Peau Magazine

Luxure .

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"Carney! Where to begin? It was a magical funhouse of props, creative energy, and collaboration. Never a dull moment, and you will add shots to your portfolio that I guarantee you don't already have! The trek to Albany and back is worth it for this once (or hopefully more!) in a lifetime shoot." Read less

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"Carney was such a blast to work with! We had so much fun collaborating on artistic ideas and ended up creating a lot of wonderful art! He is very talented and experienced and creates some beautiful work. We will most definitely be working together again!" Read less

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"Carney was so wonderful to work with! His unique photography makes it so fun as a model to get out of the box and try new things. With his ample amount of props & accessories in his studio, the ideas never stop coming! He is very professional and has a wonderful home studio. Thank you so much for an amazing shoot, Carney! I can't wait to shoot with him again in March! Highly recommend working with him!" Read less

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"I really enjoyed my shoot with Carney. I had a bad shoot before his and he made me feel welcome and comfortable in his home and gave me time to cool down before our shoot. I did a duo with another model and it was super fun. He gave me all the photos afterward on my thumb drive. I look forward to my shoot with him in January." Read less

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"this guy knows his stuff. Great work with even the minimal equipment so you know its legit. A joy to work with and always fun always professional." Read less

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"Carney is great and perfect photographer in any ways. I have had a lot of fun during our last photoshooting. I worked with him couple times. I highly recommend him." Read less

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"Shooting with Carney was a pleasure, even though I sliced my finger open within the first 30 minutes (my fault) and was bleeding the entire time. He had nothing to do with that, and everything he did have control over was just peachy. He does make a mean double espresso, and creating with him is a breeze. Our shoot was fun and full of laughter, and he comported himself with professionalism and respect. I thoroughly enjoyed our shoot and the resultant images, and I look forward to the next time!" Read less

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"Carney was a hoot from start to finish. I had such a wonderful time and I learned so much. I can't wait to be back." Read less

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"Absolutely perfect photographer! Thoroughly enjoy all of our shoots together. I would highly recommend this photographer to any model!" Read less

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"Carney is just the most AMAZING gentleman! He helped me a lot with the details of the traveling to Albany and he was always worried if I was comfortable. I laughed so much in our shoot!! We have some amazing photos! Thank you so much for working with me and I ABSOLUTELY recommend him to other models!" Read less

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"Carney is nothing but encouraging, accommodating, fun, and such a gentleman. He likes putting you into character, and that really adds a wonderful element to the shoot. I can't wait to work with him again! Such a lovely person to work with, and his finished photographs are both charming and elegant. I can't recommend him enough!" Read less

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"Carney is one of the most interesting people i know. My entire time with him was fun and filled with laughter. He is polite, kind, respectful, and overall fun to work with. I cannot recommend him more to anyone." Read less

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"Carney is the ultimate badass photographer that any model with a penchant for the unconventional, under the radar, "let's see what kind of strange and wild we can come up with" attitude has ever wanted to work with. Carney really brings out one's creative juices in ways you'd never imagine, to leave you with photos that put your jaw on the floor of the bus station and make you laugh all the way home. Each shoot with Carney is a truly beautiful creative collaboration and accomplishment on both ends. On top of that, he's a delightful storyteller, great company, is safe and supportive of each model's unique energy while pushing you to your best, and he will certainly act as the most hospitable host who keeps you comfortable, appreciating and recognizing the hard work you put in. I can't wait to work with Carney again!" Read less

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"Carney Malone is not only a genius photographer but he is also a true gentlemen, a fine host, and an all around beautiful soul. He will capture you in your best light, literally! You will have top-notch images by the end of your shoot and be left excited to shoot again!" Read less

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"I Absolutely Loved working with Carney Malone. He's a pleasure to work for. Probably one of the most Professional photographers I've had the grace to meet. He's very attentative to creative detail and mood. Such a great person to be around. I cannot wait to work with him again. " Read less

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"Carney was a total pro to work with (paid up front and kept everything very professional). He puts the comfort and collaboration of his models before all else. We had such a good time, we did 2 shoots within one week, and I would definitely work with him again!" Read less

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"Carney Malone is a delight to shoot with. I felt so comfortable from the moment I met him. His hospitality is top notch. We had so much fun shooting and creating together. I left the shoot with a new friend. I give him Five stars+++" Read less

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"Carney Malone = brilliant . Phenomenal photographer. I would highly recommend to any model!" Read less

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"One of my favorite photographers! Very accommodating and fun to work with. I would definitely recommend him to any model beginner or expert." Read less

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"Carney is an overall great person! He is friendly, funny, respectful, easy going, and accommodating. Carney's big, kind heart is truly reflected in the way he cares for his models! Plus, he has a big wardrobe and lots of photoshoot props." Read less

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"Thank you for an amazing shoot together!! :) I enjoyed working with you so much and would definitely love to shoot again! :)" Read less

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"Carney Malone is a superb photographer! He is very professional and fun to work with. He is easy to bounce ideas off of, which helped us create the most perfect shots. He was ready to start on time and the shoot ran very efficiently. One of the most fun shoots I've had...I will definitely work with him again in the future!" Read less

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"Carney Malone is a joy to work with. He is wildly creative, brilliant, funny, and his attention to detail with styling and color schemes blew me away. I am so glad I met him; he will forever be an inspiration to me. Thanks again, Carney. Please let's work together again ASAP. We are kindred spirits, you and I :)" Read less

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"INCREDIBLE shoot together. Stunning, wild, crazy and stylish photos. You're a great photographer, but an even better person. Thank you for making our stay so cozy! Wish I didnt fall asleep mid movie :)" Read less

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"Carney Malone ...hmm where do I even begin.. He is such a great person to shoot overall with but not only that but an amazing host and a great photographer. He constantly asked if I wanted to take breaks through out the shoot and made me feel very comfortable shooting with him. He is such a fun guy and one of the nicest host I've ever had! I would recommend Carney to any model ...He is a gem! :) Thank you thank you again !" Read less

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"The look of Carney Malone's nude art portraiture is unique and so I appreciated it when he offered me the opportunity to work with him. He took the time to communicate with me extensively, which helped me prepare for our shoot. In addition to being a professional and talented photographer, he is also delightful personality to work with! His sense of humor put me at ease and definitely helped me relax into the flow of posing. I would shoot with him again without hesitation, and indeed look forward to future creative collaborations. " Read less

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"Carney isn't just a photographer. He's a mythical creature and magical human being with a heart of gold and an eye to match. He's doing what he loves, and he makes it fun AND rewarding to both parties. Highly hospital and a great conversationalist. If you have a fragment of interest in literature, art, music, and Lord knows what else - Carney is your guy. He doesn't make the work feel like work and is an immediate friend. We tried to work together again whilst I was still in the area, but dates didn't work out. I will definitely attack him with a request to next time through. These words don't do justice. Go see for yourself." Read less

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"Carney is very talented, reliable, serious and friendly photographer. I highly recommend you! :) I wish you good luck in your photographic passion . I look forward to next time. Thank you for everything! Kind regards. DS |" Read less

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