My name is Aimee. I'm searching for the ultimate in odd jobs.

I have a bevy of skills in the arts. I have worked hundreds of promo gigs from showgirl to mascot handeler. I have painted signs and sold t-shirts at auto shows. I am a model and actor, and Avon was one of my clients. I clean houses. I have good references. JE SUIS BILINGUE.

What am I looking for? Here's the deal:

I will do ANY job you can give me for $100 minimum lasting in duration from 10 minutes to eight hours. I will be filming a part of the job and interviewing you for my video log.

Restrictions: NO SEX WORK of any kind, save burlesque or artistic modeling.

NO jobs that will endanger my life (target for shooting range, bomb diffuser, medical testing subject).

NO executive assistant jobs taking place in hotel rooms.

NO transporting of drugs or arms.

I WILL hold a reflector or five.
I WILL rake leaves.
I WILL hammer nails.
I WILL grocery shop.
I WILL enter data.
I WILL poop scoop for pooches.
I WILL DO ONE HUNDRED JOBS.
I WILL TELECOMMUTE.
I WILL publicize your workplace.

Sounds good? Send your job offers to:

aimee.davison@gmail.com

Oh yeah, I also host Fashion Ambush, but that's a side gig.