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Model

Kelley Gayle

Posts: 12802

Boulder, Colorado, US

Its about the same size as a clitoris!  tongue

Jul 29 07 12:42 am Link

Photographer

Tog

Posts: 55204

Birmingham, Alabama, US

Kelley Gayle wrote:
Its about the same size as a clitoris!  tongue

Then I can honestly say mine's bigger..

YAY...

I don't get to say that often.

Jul 29 07 12:43 am Link

Model

CagedGypsy

Posts: 23953

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, US

Kelley Gayle wrote:
Its about the same size as a clitoris!  tongue

damn, so is mine sad  I wonder if I'll get laughed at.

Jul 29 07 12:43 am Link

Photographer

Tog

Posts: 55204

Birmingham, Alabama, US

OpalRae wrote:

damn, so is mine sad  I wonder if I'll get laughed at.

I do.

Jul 29 07 12:43 am Link

Photographer

picturephoto

Posts: 8687

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

What is everyone smoking tonight, and where can I get some?

Jul 29 07 12:43 am Link

Model

Kelley Gayle

Posts: 12802

Boulder, Colorado, US

W.G. Rowland wrote:

I do.

That's so not cool.

Jul 29 07 12:45 am Link

Photographer

UnoMundo

Posts: 47532

Olympia, Washington, US

Kelley Gayle wrote:
Its about the same size as a clitoris!  tongue

Yea  but yours is more fun to play with.

Jul 29 07 01:46 am Link

Model

Kelley Gayle

Posts: 12802

Boulder, Colorado, US

UnoMundo wrote:

Yea  but yours is more fun to play with.

I'm inclined to believe you.  big_smile

Jul 29 07 01:48 am Link

Photographer

JT photography

Posts: 7

Portland, Oregon, US

I am small too =]

Jan 31 13 10:10 am Link

Model

Nemi

Posts: 27411

Jamaica, New York, US

JT photography wrote:
I am small too =]

BEST. ZOMBIE. THREAD. EVER.


Someone get this man an award for making my day.

Jan 31 13 10:13 am Link

Photographer

NothingIsRealButTheGirl

Posts: 33593

Los Angeles, California, US

Kelley Gayle wrote:
Its about the same size as a clitoris!  tongue

Good luck! You have my vote!

http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/ar … fbb0df.691

Jan 31 13 10:38 am Link

Model

DivaEroticus

Posts: 14721

Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

What I find interesting is...the person resurrecting this thread probably searched for "small penis" in the search engine...  neutral roll

Jan 31 13 10:47 am Link

Photographer

Michael Broughton

Posts: 2244

Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada

DivaEroticus wrote:
What I find interesting is...the person resurrecting this thread probably searched for "small penis" in the search engine...  neutral roll

who hasn't!? tongue

Jan 31 13 11:04 am Link

Photographer

udor

Posts: 22390

New York, New York, US

Kelley Gayle wrote:
"Shameless self-plug for my small penis"

Can't be that small if you are able to shamelessly plug yourself with it!!!  tongue

Jan 31 13 11:07 am Link

Photographer

Piscis Noctis

Posts: 11014

Santa Clara, California, US

udor wrote:

Can't be that small if you are able to shamelessly plug yourself with it!!!  tongue

lol

Jan 31 13 06:14 pm Link

Model

Laura UnBound

Posts: 27372

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

What a damn fine 7th post.

Jan 31 13 06:30 pm Link

Model

Laura UnBound

Posts: 27372

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

What a damn fine FINAL post...since theyre no longer here hmm

Jan 31 13 06:30 pm Link

Photographer

Jim Ball

Posts: 17229

Frontenac, Kansas, US

Laura UnBound wrote:
What a damn fine 7th post.

Already gone.  I wonder which brigged individual's fake profile that was?

Jan 31 13 06:32 pm Link

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Photographer

Robb Mann

Posts: 10677

Baltimore, Maryland, US

What a chode.

Feb 01 13 09:09 am Link

Photographer

Svend

Posts: 25127

Boulder, Colorado, US

What the shit??   LOL!  Someone's getting a nice surprise when she gets home lol

Feb 01 13 04:18 pm Link

Model

DivaEroticus

Posts: 14721

Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

Svend wrote:
What the shit??   LOL!  Someone's getting a nice surprise when she gets home lol

Something larger than her clit?  lol

Feb 01 13 04:28 pm Link

Photographer

Jason Haven

Posts: 38336

Washington, District of Columbia, US

What the shit...

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAA

Feb 01 13 04:45 pm Link

Photographer

Svend

Posts: 25127

Boulder, Colorado, US

DivaEroticus wrote:

Something larger than her clit?  lol

wink

Feb 01 13 06:29 pm Link

Model

Kelley Gayle

Posts: 12802

Boulder, Colorado, US

Yeah...

OLD school.  Wow.  lol

Feb 01 13 06:30 pm Link

Photographer

Marc Damon

Posts: 6562

Biloxi, Mississippi, US

DivaEroticus wrote:

Something larger than her clit?  lol

I would hope that's what he has in mind! lol

Feb 01 13 06:38 pm Link

Photographer

Marc Damon

Posts: 6562

Biloxi, Mississippi, US

Svend wrote:
What the shit??   LOL!  Someone's getting a nice surprise when she gets home lol

You do know we expect a full well written article with lots of pics to go with our morning bacon? You can take the pics. But we'd prefer her to write it so we get the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. You can try to lie and tell her that the distance between your thumb and forefinger is 12", but you're married so I think she doesn't buy that one any more. tongue

Feb 01 13 06:42 pm Link

Photographer

Svend

Posts: 25127

Boulder, Colorado, US

Marc Damon wrote:

You do know we expect a full well written article with lots of pics to go with our morning bacon? You can take the pics. But we'd prefer her to write it so we get the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. You can try to lie and tell her that the distance between your thumb and forefinger is 12", but you're married so I think she doesn't buy that one any more. tongue

She knows what she's got and she hasn't run away yet. tongue

Feb 01 13 06:44 pm Link

Model

DivaEroticus

Posts: 14721

Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

Svend wrote:

She knows what she's got and she hasn't run away yet. tongue

Prove it.  neutral

Feb 01 13 06:52 pm Link

Photographer

Svend

Posts: 25127

Boulder, Colorado, US

DivaEroticus wrote:

Prove it.  neutral

I'm not allowed to post porn here...

Feb 01 13 07:02 pm Link

Model

Kelley Gayle

Posts: 12802

Boulder, Colorado, US

Svend wrote:

She knows what she's got and she hasn't run away yet. tongue

wink

Feb 01 13 08:21 pm Link

Photographer

SensualThemes

Posts: 3042

Swoyersville, Pennsylvania, US

CagedGypsy wrote:

damn, so is mine sad  I wonder if I'll get laughed at.

Not if u put them together on film

Feb 03 13 05:00 am Link

Model

DivaEroticus

Posts: 14721

Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

Svend wrote:

I'm not allowed to post porn here...

Fine.  I'll just drive over again and VOILA! neutral tongue

Feb 03 13 06:59 am Link

Artist/Painter

Two Pears Studio

Posts: 3400

Wilmington, Delaware, US

It is not the length... it's the girth.

Feb 04 13 05:34 pm Link

Photographer

Eclectic Vision

Posts: 8215

Toledo, Ohio, US

http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/672/dae/e4d/resized/so-small-meme-generator-so-small-so-small-705a67.jpg?1360054988.jpg

Feb 05 13 01:03 am Link