Forums > Off-Topic Discussion > Can You Build A Cheap Sybian? Under $100?

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Mike Carroll

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Las Vegas, Nevada, US

Submit your idea here, hopefully HE will accept it and get on with being himself again.

Sep 21 07 08:38 pm Link

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Lotus Photography

Posts: 19253

Berkeley, California, US

take the seat off a bicycle, put rocks in the tires, profit

Sep 21 07 08:39 pm Link

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Mike Carroll

Posts: 56023

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

well WG? You got a bike.

Sep 21 07 08:40 pm Link

Photographer

Mike Carroll

Posts: 56023

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

Lotus Photography wrote:
take the seat off a bicycle, put rocks in the tires, profit

What are you, some sort of scientist?

Sep 21 07 08:41 pm Link

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Tog

Posts: 55204

Birmingham, Alabama, US

My ex just moved out.. My house is empty (cept for bugs and the occasional mouse).. And I can't pay my bills..

You really think a sybian is going to stop me from being batshit?

This is me.. Has been for all the time I've been here.. Will continue to be..  When did a woman's sex toy become the cure?

Hell, even getting laid didn't do anything.

Sep 21 07 08:46 pm Link

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Mike Carroll

Posts: 56023

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

W.G. Rowland wrote:
My ex just moved out.. My house is empty (cept for bugs and the occasional mouse).. And I can't pay my bills..

You really think a sybian is going to stop me from being batshit?

This is me.. Has been for all the time I've been here.. Will continue to be..  When did a woman's sex toy become the cure?

Hell, even getting laid didn't do anything.

Bill, you should be happy.

Sep 21 07 08:47 pm Link

Photographer

Tog

Posts: 55204

Birmingham, Alabama, US

Mike Carroll wrote:

Bill, you should be happy.

smile

Sep 21 07 08:47 pm Link

Photographer

Photo-op

Posts: 10256

Asbury Park, New Jersey, US

Let me get out my Edmund Scientific Catalogs and see what I can come up with. smile

Sep 21 07 08:48 pm Link

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Beatbox Jeebus v2

Posts: 10046

Palatine, Illinois, US

W.G. Rowland wrote:

smile

*slaps knee*

Sep 21 07 08:48 pm Link

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Beatbox Jeebus v2

Posts: 10046

Palatine, Illinois, US

Photo- op wrote:
Let me get out my Edmund Scientific Catalogs and see what I can come up with. smile

When you leaving?

Sep 21 07 08:48 pm Link

Photographer

Photo-op

Posts: 10256

Asbury Park, New Jersey, US

Beatbox Jeebus v2 wrote:

When you leaving?

tomorrow

Sep 21 07 08:49 pm Link

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Beatbox Jeebus v2

Posts: 10046

Palatine, Illinois, US

Photo- op wrote:

tomorrow

Sweet!

Sep 21 07 08:49 pm Link

Photographer

Mike Carroll

Posts: 56023

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

Beatbox Jeebus v2 wrote:

Sweet!

hijacker!

Sep 21 07 08:49 pm Link

Photographer

Beatbox Jeebus v2

Posts: 10046

Palatine, Illinois, US

Mike Carroll wrote:

hijacker!

and?

Sep 21 07 08:51 pm Link

Photographer

Mike Carroll

Posts: 56023

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

Beatbox Jeebus v2 wrote:

and?

how!

Sep 21 07 08:52 pm Link

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SPRINGHEEL

Posts: 38195

Gibraltar, Michigan, US

W.G. Rowland wrote:
Hell, even getting laid didn't do anything.

http://playback.trufun.com/dg-llama.small.gif

Sep 21 07 08:52 pm Link

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Beatbox Jeebus v2

Posts: 10046

Palatine, Illinois, US

Mike Carroll wrote:

how!

You are totally like this IRL aren't you?

Sep 21 07 08:53 pm Link

Photographer

Mike Carroll

Posts: 56023

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

Beatbox Jeebus v2 wrote:

You are totally like this IRL aren't you?

why?

Sep 21 07 08:54 pm Link

Photographer

Beatbox Jeebus v2

Posts: 10046

Palatine, Illinois, US

Mike Carroll wrote:

why?

Thats all I needed.

Sep 21 07 08:55 pm Link

Photographer

Mike Carroll

Posts: 56023

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

Beatbox Jeebus v2 wrote:

Thats all I needed.

for what?

Sep 21 07 08:56 pm Link

Photographer

Tog

Posts: 55204

Birmingham, Alabama, US

Photo- op wrote:
Let me get out my Edmund Scientific Catalogs and see what I can come up with. smile

We're drinking beer, are we not..

There's a day in October I will be smiling..

My emo days are because no one's around.. And I've still got a buttload of work ahead of me before I could even stomach having anyone over..

It'll pass..

But when it's this quiet you go a little freakin stir crazy.. And since I'm on a budget until I get the roommate/editing sitch worked out..  I can't really afford to go out either..

So it's been work, home, clean, mice, bugs, work, home, clean, mice, bugs....

At this point the place is excavated.. Next week it'll be cleaned.. Pest control's coming in to do the shit I couldn't do before because I had a dog.. I JUST finally got the sink and toilet in the front bathroom fixed/replaced today..   Paint and blinds will be not long after that..

So.. In two weeks I can start looking for the social life I was too ashamed to have because I lived with a pack rat who shared my name..

In the meantime.

God damn it's quiet..

Ironically, just got another person who wants to do the sybian shoot..

No funds.. But the models are flowing well enough..

Sep 21 07 08:57 pm Link

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Mike Carroll

Posts: 56023

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

I told you Bill, pack up, move to vegas, start over. Go to Dealer school, in a few years you'll be making 100K

Sep 21 07 08:59 pm Link

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Zebadiah _MI

Posts: 13379

Ann Arbor, Michigan, US

W.G. Rowland wrote:
But the models are flowing well enough..

I hear that can be one of the effects of a sybian...

Sep 21 07 09:00 pm Link

Photographer

Tog

Posts: 55204

Birmingham, Alabama, US

Zebadiah _MI wrote:

I hear that can be one of the effects of a sybian...

Why don't these wonderfully horrible jokes find their way to the blog.. LOL

Sep 21 07 09:04 pm Link

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Beatbox Jeebus v2

Posts: 10046

Palatine, Illinois, US

W.G. Rowland wrote:

Why don't these wonderfully horrible jokes find their way to the blog.. LOL

Blog is for important stuff like... "Am I in? "

Sep 21 07 09:05 pm Link

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Stabbity Photography

Posts: 1706

Fredericksburg, Indiana, US

Well there are always power drills. Cordless under 100.00 bucks. it won't be in the shots you are trying to get by your description. no one would ever know......

Sep 21 07 09:09 pm Link

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Mike Carroll

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Las Vegas, Nevada, US

Blind Eye Photography wrote:
Well there are always power drills. Cordless under 100.00 bucks. it won't be in the shots you are trying to get by your description. no one would ever know......

Yes, Hilti makes an excellent hammer drill with any size bit, length and girth. Vibration speed can be controlled also.

Sep 21 07 09:11 pm Link

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Tog

Posts: 55204

Birmingham, Alabama, US

Blind Eye Photography wrote:
Well there are always power drills. Cordless under 100.00 bucks. it won't be in the shots you are trying to get by your description. no one would ever know......

Bleh.. Once again the cart is ahead of the horse..  I'd pick up a Hitachi Magic Wand.. But can you imagine the model who agreed to be in a Sybian Portrait shoot when you point out you don't actually have a sybian..

Something about breach of trust I think.

Sep 21 07 09:13 pm Link

Photographer

Photo-op

Posts: 10256

Asbury Park, New Jersey, US

Blind Eye Photography wrote:
Well there are always power drills. Cordless under 100.00 bucks. it won't be in the shots you are trying to get by your description. no one would ever know......

I was thinking more along the lines of one of those small steam engines and a western saddle big_smile

Sep 21 07 09:13 pm Link

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Mike Carroll

Posts: 56023

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

W.G. Rowland wrote:

Bleh.. Once again the cart is ahead of the horse..  I'd pick up a Hitachi Magic Wand.. But can you imagine the model who agreed to be in a Sybian Portrait shoot when you point out you don't actually have a sybian..

Something about breach of trust I think.

Use models of less intelligence, and poke the drill thru a saddle you can find in a junkyard.

Sep 21 07 09:14 pm Link

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Stabbity Photography

Posts: 1706

Fredericksburg, Indiana, US

W.G. Rowland wrote:

Bleh.. Once again the cart is ahead of the horse..  I'd pick up a Hitachi Magic Wand.. But can you imagine the model who agreed to be in a Sybian Portrait shoot when you point out you don't actually have a sybian..

Something about breach of trust I think.

Not if you explain the difficulties you have had trying to get the sybian prior to the shoot.

Sep 21 07 09:14 pm Link

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Mike Carroll

Posts: 56023

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

Hey Bill, was there ever a country named Sybia?

Sep 21 07 09:14 pm Link

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Stabbity Photography

Posts: 1706

Fredericksburg, Indiana, US

Photo- op wrote:

I was thinking more along the lines of one of those small steam engines and a western saddle big_smile

where there is a will, there is a way.

Sep 21 07 09:15 pm Link

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Stephen Dawson

Posts: 29247

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Mike Carroll wrote:
Submit your idea here, hopefully HE will accept it and get on with being himself again.

I have the real thing.

Sep 21 07 09:17 pm Link

Photographer

Tog

Posts: 55204

Birmingham, Alabama, US

Mike Carroll wrote:
Hey Bill, was there ever a country named Sybia?

From the opening lines of the blog:

This is not a charity blog.

As far as I know Sybia is not a country in need of relief. This is a sybian (link to wikipedia). If you don't feel like following the link.. In short, it's a sexual aid.

Sep 21 07 09:17 pm Link

Photographer

Tog

Posts: 55204

Birmingham, Alabama, US

Stephen Dawson wrote:

I have the real thing.

You've pointed that out.. You should do a shoot..

You probably shouldn't do a fund drive.

Sep 21 07 09:17 pm Link

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Stephen Dawson

Posts: 29247

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

W.G. Rowland wrote:

You've pointed that out.. You should do a shoot..

You probably shouldn't do a fund drive.

I have done a few. Exclusive license.

Sep 21 07 09:25 pm Link

Photographer

Tog

Posts: 55204

Birmingham, Alabama, US

Stephen Dawson wrote:

I have done a few. Exclusive license.

Great.

No clue what your point is.. But great!

Sep 21 07 09:26 pm Link

Photographer

Mike Carroll

Posts: 56023

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

Stephen Dawson wrote:

I have done a few. Exclusive license.

rides on the Sybian?=-)

Sep 21 07 09:26 pm Link

Photographer

Photo-op

Posts: 10256

Asbury Park, New Jersey, US

Halloween store:
1 plastic ass $14.99

Done.

Sep 21 07 09:27 pm Link