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Model

Edugie

Posts: 713

CANOGA PARK, California, US

you look like you smell like sh**. you funky d**kless wonder

LOL!!!!
she know much sh**

Mar 31 08 08:42 pm Link

Photographer

SLE Photography

Posts: 68937

Orlando, Florida, US

Face-Off wrote:
I've worked with Princess Emily before. Very interesting person...neutral

REALLY???  Wow... PM me about that, I'd LOVE to hear all about it LOL

Mar 31 08 08:42 pm Link

Makeup Artist

Face-Off

Posts: 4153

Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

This is killing me! I want to know who it is! big_smile

Mar 31 08 08:43 pm Link

Photographer

DVS

Posts: 9992

Detroit, Michigan, US

Like an open Rose wrote:
lol this sounds like a female.
Did you say something bad about the way she looked?

No...in all seriousness, even if they "did" have the face of the devil's butt, I would never say that to them or anywhere else.  It's unprofessional and disrespectful.  Actually, if they were that ugly, I'd probably want to shoot them anyway...if they did noodz.

Mar 31 08 08:43 pm Link

Makeup Artist

Face-Off

Posts: 4153

Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

SLE Photography wrote:

REALLY???  Wow... PM me about that, I'd LOVE to hear all about it LOL

Hokay! lol

Mar 31 08 08:43 pm Link

Photographer

Patrick Walberg

Posts: 43375

Salinas, California, US

DVS wrote:
I received this in email on MySpace (censored for naughty words...didn't know if all were allowed):

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you are one ugly ass pale ass motherf***er. you douche bag. you harrassed me on modelmayhem. you are a no body that will always be no body. you are the ugliest fool that i've ever seen in my life. i c y you dont have your images up. from the look of your face, you look like your going to hell.

i bet you take it up your a**. you look like it. i'll tell my gay friend you wanna d*** him down you grimm reaper looking bastard. thanks for harassing me on modelmayhem.

you better be lucky i respect their site and didnt say sh** to you on there. like i told that other bitch who harass me, i bet you wouldnt talk sh** to my face.. unless you wanted a good ole fashioned ass whippin

stop f***ing contacting me on modelmayhem.
oh, and as far as you keeping this message trying to use it against me, f** you and whomever you send it to you idiot

your face is an abomination.

you look like you smell like sh**. you funky d**kless wonder

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I have noooooooo idea who this is as I haven't contacted anyone on here recently.  I think they sent it to me by mistake.   I'm not pale.  big_smile

ROFLMAO!!!!
That is so excellent!  You know you are great when you get hate mail like that!
I must need to try harder, I have not gotten anything that funny ... yet!

Mar 31 08 08:44 pm Link

Makeup Artist

Face-Off

Posts: 4153

Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

SLE Photography wrote:

REALLY???  Wow... PM me about that, I'd LOVE to hear all about it LOL

By the way, I think you mean LADY Emily. I heard about her little hissy fit on here, but I didn't actually see it. hmm

Mar 31 08 08:45 pm Link

Photographer

DVS

Posts: 9992

Detroit, Michigan, US

Patrick Walberg wrote:

ROFLMAO!!!!
That is so excellent!  You know you are great when you get hate mail like that!
I must need to try harder, I have not gotten anything that funny ... yet!

What's your email?  big_smile

Mar 31 08 08:45 pm Link

Model

Novi Nihilla

Posts: 80

Calgary, Alberta, Canada

That grim reaper thing has been a fantasy of mine for some time... tee hee.

Perhaps this was actually a work request from someone who likes interesting and characteristic subjects for photography? Not enough of them around...

Mar 31 08 08:45 pm Link

Model

mm display name

Posts: 4076

Hahaha, what a dumb ass.

Mar 31 08 08:46 pm Link

Wardrobe Stylist

Like an open Rose

Posts: 9754

Los Angeles, California, US

DVS wrote:

No...in all seriousness, even if they "did" have the face of the devil's butt, I would never say that to them or anywhere else.  It's unprofessional and disrespectful.  Actually, if they were that ugly, I'd probably want to shoot them anyway...if they did noodz.

Yea maybe she was confused

Mar 31 08 08:47 pm Link

Photographer

SLE Photography

Posts: 68937

Orlando, Florida, US

Face-Off wrote:

By the way, I think you mean LADY Emily. I heard about her little hissy fit on here, but I didn't actually see it. hmm

When she joined MM it was "Princess."  She changed it after relentless ( and well earned) heckling.

Mar 31 08 08:48 pm Link

Photographer

DVS

Posts: 9992

Detroit, Michigan, US

I need to put one of those phrases on a business card...what's your vote?

1) pale ass motherf***ing douche bag
2) a face like I'm going to hell
3) grimm reaper looking bastard
4) my face is an abomination
5) funky d**kless wonder

Mar 31 08 08:49 pm Link

Wardrobe Stylist

Like an open Rose

Posts: 9754

Los Angeles, California, US

DVS wrote:
I need to put one of those phrases on a business card...what's your vote?

1) pale ass motherf***ing douche bag
2) a face like I'm going to hell
3) grimm reaper looking bastard
4) my face is an abomination
5) funky d**kless wonder

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL number 4

Mar 31 08 08:49 pm Link

Photographer

Patrick Walberg

Posts: 43375

Salinas, California, US

DVS wrote:

What's your email?  big_smile

LOL  Are you going to pass it on to ... your admirer, umm I mean "hater?"   

Oh it's alright,  I'm sure the "haters" can find me easy enough. 

I had someone stalk me on the net and by phone who claimed they wanted to rape and kill me and my family.  That was not funny though.

Mar 31 08 08:51 pm Link

Makeup Artist

Face-Off

Posts: 4153

Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

SLE Photography wrote:

When she joined MM it was "Princess."  She changed it after relentless ( and well earned) heckling.

That's right. You're right. It was Princess before but she changed it to Lady afterwards. I never kept track of all her...um...titles.

Mar 31 08 08:51 pm Link

Model

Jellokittie

Posts: 10029

Tampa, Florida, US

DVS wrote:
I need to put one of those phrases on a business card...what's your vote?

1) pale ass motherf***ing douche bag
2) a face like I'm going to hell
3) grimm reaper looking bastard
4) my face is an abomination
5) funky d**kless wonder

Oh...number five is the best... not just a dickless wonder, but a funky dickless wonder! big_smile

Mar 31 08 08:51 pm Link

Photographer

Patrick Walberg

Posts: 43375

Salinas, California, US

DVS wrote:
I need to put one of those phrases on a business card...what's your vote?

1) pale ass motherf***ing douche bag
2) a face like I'm going to hell
3) grimm reaper looking bastard
4) my face is an abomination
5) funky d**kless wonder

Dude, I met the grimm reaper ... and you look nothing like him!

Mar 31 08 08:52 pm Link

Wardrobe Stylist

Like an open Rose

Posts: 9754

Los Angeles, California, US

you are the ugliest fool that i've ever seen in my life

Mar 31 08 08:52 pm Link

Model

Novi Nihilla

Posts: 80

Calgary, Alberta, Canada

Like an open Rose wrote:

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL number 4

I also vote #4... suits the darker themes in your work best big_smile Doesn't that mean your face is put together from various parts of other faces, though?

I'm only surprised "cupcake weenie-ass" isn't listed here... a classic insult that seems like it would fit this sort of list...

Mar 31 08 08:54 pm Link

Makeup Artist

Just Bored Silly

Posts: 279

Newport News, Virginia, US

Why did you piss them off?

Mar 31 08 08:54 pm Link

Makeup Artist

Face-Off

Posts: 4153

Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

DVS wrote:
I need to put one of those phrases on a business card...what's your vote?

1) pale ass motherf***ing douche bag
2) a face like I'm going to hell
3) grimm reaper looking bastard
4) my face is an abomination
5) funky d**kless wonder

1) DVS Photography: The Pale Ass MF Douche Bag!
2) DVS Photography: With a Face Like This, I'm Going To Hell!
3) DVS Photography: The Grim Reaper of Photographers
4) DVS Photography: My Face Is An Abomination of Nature Which Is Why I'm Behind the Lens
5) DVS Photography: No Escorts Allowed; I'm a Funky Dickless Wonder

Mar 31 08 08:54 pm Link

Model

Kelli

Posts: 24407

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Take hate mail as fan mail because it truly is. You are THAT important in this persons life for them to go to the trouble of typing out that long ridiculous jibberish and they are so unimportant that you don/'t even know who it is. Jealousy is the most sincere form of flattery.

Mar 31 08 08:54 pm Link

Model

mm display name

Posts: 4076

DVS wrote:
I need to put one of those phrases on a business card...what's your vote?

1) pale ass motherf***ing douche bag
2) a face like I'm going to hell
3) grimm reaper looking bastard
4) my face is an abomination
5) funky d**kless wonder

1 or 5.

Mar 31 08 08:55 pm Link

Wardrobe Stylist

Like an open Rose

Posts: 9754

Los Angeles, California, US

wait was this that one lady who had a meltdown in a thread last week ? yikes

Mar 31 08 08:55 pm Link

Makeup Artist

Face-Off

Posts: 4153

Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

Like an open Rose wrote:
wait was this that one lady who had a meltdown in a thread last week ? yikes

Huh? I missed a good thread?! yikes

Mar 31 08 08:56 pm Link

Wardrobe Stylist

Like an open Rose

Posts: 9754

Los Angeles, California, US

Face-Off wrote:

Huh? I missed a good thread?! yikes

Uh yea I hope its not her but seems a little like it.

Mar 31 08 08:56 pm Link

Photographer

digital Artform

Posts: 49326

Los Angeles, California, US

I'm impressed by the correct use of the word 'whomever.'

Mar 31 08 08:57 pm Link

Makeup Artist

Face-Off

Posts: 4153

Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

Like an open Rose wrote:

Uh yea I hope its not her but seems a little like it.

Is the thread still readable? Link?

Mar 31 08 08:57 pm Link

Photographer

DVS

Posts: 9992

Detroit, Michigan, US

Kelli wrote:
Take hate mail as fan mail because it truly is. You are THAT important in this persons life for them to go to the trouble of typing out that long ridiculous jibberish and they are so unimportant that you don/'t even know who it is. Jealousy is the most sincere form of flattery.

So true...but I want to push buttons!

Mar 31 08 08:57 pm Link

Wardrobe Stylist

Like an open Rose

Posts: 9754

Los Angeles, California, US

Face-Off wrote:

Is the thread still readable? Link?

I heard it was in the brig log.

Mar 31 08 08:58 pm Link

Photographer

DVS

Posts: 9992

Detroit, Michigan, US

Face-Off wrote:
2) DVS: With a Face Like This, I'm Going To Hell!

I kinda like this...has a nice ring to it.  smile

Mar 31 08 08:58 pm Link

Wardrobe Stylist

Like an open Rose

Posts: 9754

Los Angeles, California, US

I cant help laughing everytime i read it lol

Mar 31 08 08:59 pm Link

Model

Kelli

Posts: 24407

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

DVS wrote:

So true...but I want to push buttons!

Do it, this person is obviously easily flared up! lol

Mar 31 08 08:59 pm Link

Makeup Artist

Face-Off

Posts: 4153

Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

Like an open Rose wrote:

I heard it was in the brig log.

What's the title?

Mar 31 08 08:59 pm Link

Photographer

NatB Photo

Posts: 829

Grand Rapids, Michigan, US

DVS wrote:
I need to put one of those phrases on a business card...what's your vote?

1) pale ass motherf***ing douche bag
2) a face like I'm going to hell
3) grimm reaper looking bastard
4) my face is an abomination
5) funky d**kless wonder

I vote number 2!!! lol

Mar 31 08 09:00 pm Link

Wardrobe Stylist

Like an open Rose

Posts: 9754

Los Angeles, California, US

Face-Off wrote:

What's the title?

Touch my body or something

Mar 31 08 09:00 pm Link

Photographer

SLE Photography

Posts: 68937

Orlando, Florida, US

Face-Off wrote:

That's right. You're right. It was Princess before but she changed it to Lady afterwards. I never kept track of all her...um...titles.

Some days, an eidetic memory's a curse.

Mar 31 08 09:00 pm Link

Model

Tia

Posts: 7932

Honolulu, Hawaii, US

DVS wrote:
I think they sent it to me by mistake.   I'm not pale.  big_smile

Haha, no, you are not pale, just gorgeous. Are you really a d*ckless wonder? If so, that makes you even more my type wink.

Mar 31 08 09:00 pm Link

Photographer

DVS

Posts: 9992

Detroit, Michigan, US

digital Artform wrote:
I'm impressed by the correct use of the word 'whomever.'

So true...of all the other grammatical explosions on there, that was done quite nicely.

Mar 31 08 09:00 pm Link