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Digitoxin

Posts: 13345

Houston, Texas, US

Folks:

Have you ever met or seen Kelli?

http://www.modelmayhem.com/735684

http://modelmayhm-4.vo.llnwd.net/d1/photos/090728/20/4a6fbd6af24df_m.jpg


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Let me just tell ya, she is a rockstar.  She tells me that she grew up on a ranch in Tulsa, roping cattle, branding them, and butchering them for meat.  She especially liked the "butchery" part.  Anyway, how this badass rancher chic grew up into the nicest, coolest, dorkabilly that the world has ever seen is amazing in-and-of itself. 

But the mostest amazin' thing is that she is also a freakin' rockstar of a model.  Shot after shot this girl hits it.  Great fun to work with.  Creative, spontaneous, funny, witty. FREAKIN' sushi eatin' rockstar model.

If you have ever thought of booking this beautiful model, do it now.  Don't wait.  Get her to come to you before she gets signed.  You might be able to afford her now but once she is signed, fahgetaboutit -- you will need to sell your kids into slavery to raise the cash!  This girl will rock your set and will teach you all about butchering hogs and sheering sheep too!

(ok, ok, so maybe she grew up in the suburbs.....Nary a cow in sight.... but she is still a badass, fashionista, rockstar, divadork and will rock your set!).  BOOK HER NOW!

Jul 29 09 11:50 am Link

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Rachel Jay

Posts: 20334

Hoffman Estates, Illinois, US

I've met her smile  She came to Chicago and stopped by one of our M&Gs smile  She's a doll, and I'm glad I got to meet her!!

Jul 29 09 11:52 am Link

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Jessica Explains It All

Posts: 2819

Atlanta, Georgia, US

That cow story was a beautiful addition Dave. wink She's gorgeous, I looove those shots!

Jul 29 09 11:53 am Link

Photographer

Digitoxin

Posts: 13345

Houston, Texas, US

Jessica Explains It All wrote:
That cow story was a beautiful addition Dave. wink She's gorgeous, I looove those shots!

A little fiction goes a long way Jess! smile

Jul 29 09 11:55 am Link

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Escalante

Posts: 5367

Chicago, Illinois, US

Ehhh.. she all 'aight for someone who's 'Kinda' sorta Pretty....

Watch out for the Knife , she'll Cut ya sumthin  Bad  though....






Gotta love her ... or else !



E

Jul 29 09 11:56 am Link

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K E E L I N G

Posts: 39820

Peoria, Illinois, US

She's a hottie.

Jul 29 09 11:56 am Link

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PhotographybyT

Posts: 7691

Monterey, California, US

Haven't met Kelli, but had some interactions with her through this site. She is super cool!

Jul 29 09 11:58 am Link

Photographer

Digitoxin

Posts: 13345

Houston, Texas, US

Rachel Jay wrote:
I've met her smile  She came to Chicago and stopped by one of our M&Gs smile  She's a doll, and I'm glad I got to meet her!!

She's not a doll.  She is a killer.  A rabid killer Cujo.  A girl that likes to butcher her own meat.

(well, ok, she is really just a shockingly talented Divadork but lets try to keep bumping up her street creds anyway.....)

Who else has a story about this killer fashionista that ropes cattle on the weekends and gets into bar fights just for fun?

Jul 29 09 11:59 am Link

Photographer

Digitoxin

Posts: 13345

Houston, Texas, US

ESCALANTE wrote:
Ehhh.. she all 'aight for someone who's 'Kinda' sorta Pretty....

Watch out for the Knife , she'll Cut ya sumthin  Bad  though....






Gotta love her ... or else !



E

Yah, I heard about your comment.  "Kinda, sorta pretty, kinda"..... I am surprised that you are still alive.  I mean, the girl butchers hogs on the ranch because she likes it .  Geezus, E, you are lucky you still have a tongue in your head!

Jul 29 09 12:01 pm Link

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B Browder Photo

Posts: 14635

Charleston, South Carolina, US

Well to be honest her name is familiar to me now because of a kind of derailed thread the other night which was not her fault.  She is awesome!

Jul 29 09 12:01 pm Link

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Digitoxin

Posts: 13345

Houston, Texas, US

Chris Keeling wrote:
She's a hottie.

She has killed men in drunken bar fights down at the rancher's watering hole over words like that. 

(seriously, yes, she is an amazing talent with tremendous potential).

Jul 29 09 12:03 pm Link

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K I C K H A M

Posts: 14636

Los Angeles, California, US

Hahaha! I feel so special!




but I did NOT grow up on a ranch! lol. I actually grew up near a store coined "ghettomart."

Almost as exciting. wink

Jul 29 09 12:04 pm Link

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Digitoxin

Posts: 13345

Houston, Texas, US

Bernie Browder  wrote:
Well to be honest her name is familiar to me now because of a kind of derailed thread the other night which was not her fault.  She is awesome!

Blood thirsty and awesome at the same time.

Jul 29 09 12:05 pm Link

Photographer

Digitoxin

Posts: 13345

Houston, Texas, US

Kelli Kickham wrote:
Hahaha! I feel so special!




but I did NOT grow up on a ranch! lol. I actually grew up near a store coined "ghettomart."

Almost as exciting. wink

Hush.  I am building your street creds here......

screw the ghettomart.

You are a rancher chick from now on!

Oh, and a bar fighter.

And a roller derby diva bitch.

Jul 29 09 12:08 pm Link

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Patrick Walberg

Posts: 42737

Salinas, California, US

Nice to see such a positive thread!  Her portfolio says it all, Kelli is awesome!

Jul 29 09 12:09 pm Link

Photographer

Escalante

Posts: 5367

Chicago, Illinois, US

Kelli Kickham wrote:
Hahaha! I feel so special!




but I did NOT grow up on a ranch! lol. I actually grew up near a store coined "ghettomart."

Almost as exciting. wink

We can tell ya gots that Ghetto bootay!

Shake it gurl shake it ! lol


Miss you , Mz Dorkness...

Jul 29 09 12:12 pm Link

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Digitoxin

Posts: 13345

Houston, Texas, US

Patrick Walberg wrote:
Nice to see such a positive thread!  Her portfolio says it all, Kelli is awesome!

Nah, in her bio, Kelli "pretends" to be some sweet, naive girl from Tulsa.  WHAT AN ACT.  She is a fashionista diva doll that rocks your world.  She is dangerously good!

Jul 29 09 12:14 pm Link

Photographer

Digitoxin

Posts: 13345

Houston, Texas, US

ESCALANTE wrote:
Miss you , Mz Dorkness...

Now she is really gonna cut ya.

She is either a divadork or a dorkabilly.

"Ms. Dorkness" is gonna get you shived.

Jul 29 09 12:15 pm Link

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Escalante

Posts: 5367

Chicago, Illinois, US

Digitoxin wrote:

Nah, in her bio, Kelli "pretends" to be some sweet, naive girl from Tulsa.  WHAT AN ACT.  She is a fashionista diva doll that rocks your world.  She is dangerously good!

she is an awesome pretender ... she be all nice and sweet  so she can git next to ya ... it makes it easier for her to CUT YA!!!


An International Danger !!! Watch out !

Worst cause ya cant stop lookin at her 'sorta Purdy' Looks...


Careful I say careful !

E

Jul 29 09 12:18 pm Link

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Jessica Explains It All

Posts: 2819

Atlanta, Georgia, US

Digitoxin wrote:

Now she is really gonna cut ya.

She is either a divadork or a dorkabilly.

"Ms. Dorkness" is gonna get you shived.

I got one! She once killed a man with a rusty spoon just for looking at her the wrong way.

Jul 29 09 12:18 pm Link

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K I C K H A M

Posts: 14636

Los Angeles, California, US

Jessica Explains It All wrote:

I got one! She once killed a man with a rusty spoon just for looking at her the wrong way.

*ducks in*

*wide eyes*

uh... but.... you see.... I was jus---.......


*points*

Look! A pony!


*runs*

Jul 29 09 12:21 pm Link

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Digitoxin

Posts: 13345

Houston, Texas, US

Digitoxin wrote:
Nah, in her bio, Kelli "pretends" to be some sweet, naive girl from Tulsa.  WHAT AN ACT.  She is a fashionista diva doll that rocks your world.  She is dangerously good!

ESCALANTE wrote:
she is an awesome pretender ... she be all nice and sweet  so she can git next to ya ... it makes it easier for her to CUT YA!!!


An International Danger !!! Watch out !

Worst cause ya cant stop lookin at her 'sorta Purdy' Looks...


Careful I say careful !

E

Yah.  Its them sorta purdy looks and them big boobs that she is always flaunting that really makes her an evil, divadork.

(with a heart of gold and a killer model talent!)

Jul 29 09 12:21 pm Link

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Escalante

Posts: 5367

Chicago, Illinois, US

Jessica Explains It All wrote:
I got one! She once killed a man with a rusty spoon just for looking at her the wrong way.

Sheeesh ! URBAN TALES I TELL YA!!!

Killed Him with her Stare then Used the Spoon to Feed the puppies with his remains!

Did I mention she did a full Gymnastic Floor Mat Layout routine ,  During the Bloody attack !

Jul 29 09 12:22 pm Link

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Escalante

Posts: 5367

Chicago, Illinois, US

Kelli Kickham wrote:
*ducks in*

*wide eyes*

uh... but.... you see.... I was jus---.......


*points*

Look! A pony!





*runs*

SEE! SHE IS RUNNING AFTER PONIES !!!
Dont Hurt them!!!

E

Jul 29 09 12:23 pm Link

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Digitoxin

Posts: 13345

Houston, Texas, US

Jessica Explains It All wrote:
I got one! She once killed a man with a rusty spoon just for looking at her the wrong way.

Nah, too simple for this girl.  She prefers to butcher her men with cruelty and cunning.  Like the fashionista divadork she is.

Jul 29 09 12:23 pm Link

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Digitoxin

Posts: 13345

Houston, Texas, US

Kelli Kickham wrote:
*ducks in*

*wide eyes*

uh... but.... you see.... I was jus---.......


*points*

Look! A pony!





*runs*

ESCALANTE wrote:
SEE! SHE IS RUNNING AFTER PONIES !!!
Dont Hurt them!!!

E

Dead meat.  I feel sorry for them.

You should have seen the kittycat at my studio.  Kelli wanted to hold it.  It was smarter than that.  Cats have 9 lives and around Kelli, they need all of them.

Jul 29 09 12:26 pm Link

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Gary Melton

Posts: 6394

Dallas, Texas, US

...okay...so when do we see Ashton Kutcher jump out...

lol tongue

Jul 29 09 12:30 pm Link

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Wandering Eye Media

Posts: 872

Fort Smith, Arkansas, US

I have almost worked with Kelli, and I've worked in proximity several times. So yeah, when are we shooting Kelli ??

Jul 29 09 12:36 pm Link

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K I C K H A M

Posts: 14636

Los Angeles, California, US

Sea W wrote:
I have almost worked with Kelli, and I've worked in proximity several times. So yeah, when are we shooting Kelli ??

PM me. smile

Jul 29 09 12:43 pm Link

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Digitoxin

Posts: 13345

Houston, Texas, US

Sea W wrote:
I have almost worked with Kelli, and I've worked in proximity several times. So yeah, when are we shooting Kelli ??

Man, do ya think that you can handle this divadork?  You are a girl.  Kelli whomps girls twice your size at the local honky tonk every saturday night!  If you book her, bring an escort.  This girl is dangerously good.

Jul 29 09 12:45 pm Link

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Digitoxin

Posts: 13345

Houston, Texas, US

PhotographybyT wrote:
Haven't met Kelli, but had some interactions with her through this site. She is super cool!

WHAT?

How can that be?  She is the coolest Ranchin', Tulsa oil field owner that you have ever met.  Just wait until you met her.  She will tell you all about the time she was working on the oil derrick when there was a blow-out.  Forgetting her own safety, she had to drag 6 rough necks to safety before she single-handedly put out the fire.  Boots and Coots wanted to hire her for this amazing gift she has but, she decided to simply get into modeling instead. 

Now she starts emotional fires for a living.

smile

Jul 29 09 06:47 pm Link

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Lumigraphics

Posts: 32689

Detroit, Michigan, US

Digitoxin wrote:

Hush.  I am building your street creds here......

screw the ghettomart.

You are a rancher chick from now on!

Oh, and a bar fighter.

And a roller derby diva bitch.

Yeah but is she ticklish? That's what matters.

Jul 29 09 06:56 pm Link

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SPierce Photography

Posts: 19789

Amherst, Massachusetts, US

She's awesome and so pretty. I hope i get to work with her someday smile

Jul 29 09 06:57 pm Link

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Digitoxin

Posts: 13345

Houston, Texas, US

Digitoxin wrote:
Hush.  I am building your street creds here......

screw the ghettomart.

You are a rancher chick from now on!

Oh, and a bar fighter.

And a roller derby diva bitch.

Lumigraphics wrote:
Yeah but is she ticklish? That's what matters.

All fashionista divadorks who carry knives to cut out a man's heart are ticklish, aren't they?

I mean, look at that STARE.  Diva on speed, no?

But tell her a dorky joke and watch that smile pop!  Ya gotta figure that the ONLY thing this Fashionista Divadork may be scared of is a serious ticklin'

Jul 29 09 07:01 pm Link

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Digitoxin

Posts: 13345

Houston, Texas, US

SPierce Photography wrote:
She's awesome and so pretty. I hope i get to work with her someday smile

Fly the girl to you.  She has the whole summer off before she needs to go back to butchering hogs (actually, "college", but, "butchering hogs" sounds MUCH kewler!)

Jul 29 09 07:03 pm Link

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SPierce Photography

Posts: 19789

Amherst, Massachusetts, US

Digitoxin wrote:

Fly the girl to you.  She has the whole summer off before she needs to go back to butchering hogs (actually, "college", but, "butchering hogs" sounds MUCH kewler!)

I don't have the money to pay for a flight sad

Jul 29 09 07:05 pm Link

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Patrick Walberg

Posts: 42737

Salinas, California, US

I stepped out ... took a look at some other threads ... got scared!

Came back!

We need more threads like this one!  wink

Jul 29 09 07:15 pm Link

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Escalante

Posts: 5367

Chicago, Illinois, US

SPierce Photography wrote:

I don't have the money to pay for a flight sad

Dont even Ask Her then ! She'll Cut you !

Jul 29 09 07:17 pm Link

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SPierce Photography

Posts: 19789

Amherst, Massachusetts, US

ESCALANTE wrote:

Dont even Ask Her then ! She'll Cut you !

I haven't even been able to talk to her yet sad

Jul 29 09 07:20 pm Link

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Photons 2 Pixels Images

Posts: 16997

Berwick, Pennsylvania, US

Kelli Kickham wrote:
Hahaha! I feel so special!




but I did NOT grow up on a ranch! lol. I actually grew up near a store coined "ghettomart."

Almost as exciting. wink

How much did you pay him for that intro? tongue

I keed, I keed. You're awesome, Kelli. Truly!

Jul 29 09 07:24 pm Link