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-Jen-

Posts: 46851

Howell, Michigan, US

My kids ate a whole bag tray of Oreos since 7pm last night.

I didnt even get ONE!

I'm so mad!!!

Oct 04 09 02:00 pm Link

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UnoMundo

Posts: 47532

Olympia, Washington, US

shush!   My daughters steal my sweaters...soon as it gets cold...puft ..they vanish for the winter.

Oct 04 09 02:03 pm Link

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scrymettet

Posts: 32743

Quebec, Quebec, Canada

I am baking carrot cakes.
Come over

Oct 04 09 02:05 pm Link

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Kam Arose

Posts: 6014

Berkeley, California, US

Nom nom. Makes me hungry for oreos!

I can totally down a whole package of Newman-Os in one sitting. It's not pretty, but, once or twice a year, it happens.

Oct 04 09 02:05 pm Link

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-Jen-

Posts: 46851

Howell, Michigan, US

scrymettet wrote:
I am baking carrot cakes.
Come over

no raisins or nuts, please.

big_smile

Oct 04 09 02:08 pm Link

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-Jen-

Posts: 46851

Howell, Michigan, US

Kamarose wrote:
Nom nom. Makes me hungry for oreos!

I can totally down a whole package of Newman-Os in one sitting. It's not pretty, but, once or twice a year, it happens.

I know, I went to get some milk and eat a couple.

NOPE.

NONE.

I was SO mad.

Oct 04 09 02:08 pm Link

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scrymettet

Posts: 32743

Quebec, Quebec, Canada

-Jen- wrote:

no raisins or nuts, please.

big_smile

never.

be here in two hours.

Oct 04 09 02:10 pm Link

Model

-Jen-

Posts: 46851

Howell, Michigan, US

UnoMundo wrote:
shush!   My daughters steal my sweaters...soon as it gets cold...puft ..they vanish for the winter.

lol, steal them back when the girls are sleeping!

Oct 04 09 02:10 pm Link

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Elizabeth Claret

Posts: 56038

Yelm, Washington, US

Oreo's don't come in bags. They come in trays.

Oct 04 09 02:13 pm Link

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Asha - Makeup Artist

Posts: 8451

Anderson, Alabama, US

Elizabeth Claret wrote:
Oreo's don't come in bags. They come in trays.

The trays go inside the bags.  tongue

Oct 04 09 02:16 pm Link

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ghp

Posts: 23591

ARIVACA, Arizona, US

My husband has done the same thing to me!

And...he did it once with Dr. Pepper...he decided to live very dangerously that day. Learned his lesson! lol

Oct 04 09 02:32 pm Link

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-Jen-

Posts: 46851

Howell, Michigan, US

g.hansel photography wrote:
My husband has done the same thing to me!

And...he did it once with Dr. Pepper...he decided to live very dangerously that day. Learned his lesson! lol

lol

Oct 04 09 02:35 pm Link

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Carl Roberts

Posts: 33044

Saint Petersburg, Florida, US

This is one of the reasons I got divorced
We were driving through Italy
I stop to get a drink, I say...Cindy do you want me to get you anything to drink?
She says, no, I'll just have a sip of yours
I say...are you SURE you don't want your own beer?
No no she says, I'm not thirsty

Ok fine

I get the beer, get back in the car and start driving
And that bitch drinks my whole beer

I'm like DAMN IT Woman!
That was my favorite Beer!

We got divorced shortly after that trip.

Oct 04 09 02:43 pm Link

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UnoMundo

Posts: 47532

Olympia, Washington, US

Carl Roberts wrote:
This is one of the reasons I got divorced
We were driving through Italy
I stop to get a drink, I say...Cindy do you want me to get you anything to drink?
She says, no, I'll just have a sip of yours
I say...are you SURE you don't want your own beer?
No no she says, I'm not thirsty

Ok fine

I get the beer, get back in the car and start driving
And that bitch drinks my whole beer

I'm like DAMN IT Woman!
That was my favorite Beer!

We got divorced shortly after that trip.

ha...ever try ordering takeout? just dont be upstairs when it arrives.

Oct 04 09 02:46 pm Link

Model

-Jen-

Posts: 46851

Howell, Michigan, US

Carl Roberts wrote:
This is one of the reasons I got divorced
We were driving through Italy
I stop to get a drink, I say...Cindy do you want me to get you anything to drink?
She says, no, I'll just have a sip of yours
I say...are you SURE you don't want your own beer?
No no she says, I'm not thirsty

Ok fine

I get the beer, get back in the car and start driving
And that bitch drinks my whole beer

I'm like DAMN IT Woman!
That was my favorite Beer!

We got divorced shortly after that trip.

If you were smart you would've bought 2 knowing what she was going to do.

Thats what I do.

I think ahead like that.
lol

Oct 04 09 02:59 pm Link

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scrymettet

Posts: 32743

Quebec, Quebec, Canada

deserts with 2 forks ?
it's still cheating.

Oct 04 09 03:03 pm Link

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Lawrence Guy

Posts: 17693

Spring Valley, California, US

-Jen- wrote:
My kids ate a whole bag tray of Oreos since 7pm last night.

Pikers.

BTW, the standard serving size for Oreos is a "stick."  A normal bag of Oreos contains three sticks.  They also have the single-serving boxes that contain just one stick.  I get one of those when I'm also getting a pint of Ben and Jerry's (1 pint = 1 serving).

Oct 04 09 06:40 pm Link

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Andy Durazo

Posts: 24454

Los Angeles, California, US

scrymettet wrote:
I am baking carrot cakes.
Come over

nom nom nom

smile

queues up for some carrot cake!

Oct 04 09 08:25 pm Link

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BAWSOGRAPHER

Posts: 590

The Woodlands, Texas, US

UnoMundo wrote:
shush!   My daughters steal my sweaters...soon as it gets cold...puft ..they vanish for the winter.

It's because they care.  big_smile

Oct 04 09 08:27 pm Link

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Andy Durazo

Posts: 24454

Los Angeles, California, US

g.hansel photography wrote:
My husband has done the same thing to me!

And...he did it once with Dr. Pepper...he decided to live very dangerously that day. Learned his lesson! lol

uh-oh Hubby got the hammer put down on him!

Oct 04 09 08:28 pm Link

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BAWSOGRAPHER

Posts: 590

The Woodlands, Texas, US

Andy Durazo wrote:

nom nom nom

smile

queues up for some carrot cake!

Carrot cake is fucking eww.  But the icing they use for it is goddamn NOM.  Therefore I'm not entirely disappointed when someone makes one.  But they are after I get to it.  big_smile

Oct 04 09 08:28 pm Link

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Eye of Sicari

Posts: 37082

Toledo, Ohio, US

scrymettet wrote:
deserts with 2 forks ?
it's still cheating.

but I have 2 hands  big_smile

Oct 04 09 08:29 pm Link

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Kincaid Blackwood

Posts: 23470

Los Angeles, California, US

Every time I see this thread title, I think "Whorebag of Whoreos" and chuckle smugly to myself...

Oct 04 09 08:32 pm Link

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Susie B

Posts: 4260

Santa Fe, New Mexico, US

-Jen- wrote:
My kids ate a whole bag tray of Oreos since 7pm last night.

I didnt even get ONE!

I'm so mad!!!

you sound like my mom now wink LOL big_smile big_smile big_smile big_smile big_smile

Oct 04 09 08:39 pm Link

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ghp

Posts: 23591

ARIVACA, Arizona, US

In honor of this thread, I picked up a package of Oreos and ate 6 of them after dinner.

Happy Tummy and fatter thighs for the win!

Oct 04 09 08:42 pm Link

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-Jen-

Posts: 46851

Howell, Michigan, US

g.hansel photography wrote:
In honor of this thread, I picked up a package of Oreos and ate 6 of them after dinner.

Happy Tummy and fatter thighs for the win!

I hear that if you bite into them before you put them in your mouth that all the fat falls out!

*nods*

Oct 04 09 09:48 pm Link

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Jessyka Ann

Posts: 10660

Hyannis, Massachusetts, US

-Jen- wrote:
My kids ate a whole bag tray of Oreos since 7pm last night.

I didnt even get ONE!

I'm so mad!!!

I would be angry too sad

Oct 04 09 10:15 pm Link

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Nolette

Posts: 5201

Horseheads, New York, US

well...last night I ate an entire pint (is that the normal size?) of Ben & Jerry's.

Mint chocolate chunk. Felt so good going down.
And I out-ate the big guy sitting across from me on the bus. He freaked.

Oct 05 09 08:57 am Link