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Mike Carroll

Posts: 56023

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

Also known as a balloon job. Is this possible?


Act of blowing air into a woman's vagina until her belly swells and then yanking on her pussy lips in a futile effort to make the squealing sound made by a balloon under similar conditions. It never works.

Biff: "Chaz is an asshole! He told me if I gave my girl a Balloon Job she'd love it. But she just farted at me and left!"

Sep 02 10 12:26 pm Link

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Shizam1

Posts: 2997

Cumming, Georgia, US

I don't know any plumbing that connects the vagina to the stomach... maybe someone is blowing in the wrong hole wink

Where's that "wrong hole" youtube song...

Sep 02 10 12:28 pm Link

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Marks Fine Art

Posts: 35986

Fort Smith, Arkansas, US

Mike Carroll wrote:
Also known as a balloon job. Is this possible?

Just leads to pussy farts.

Sep 02 10 12:29 pm Link

Photographer

Mike Carroll

Posts: 56023

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

Marks Fine Art wrote:

Just leads to pussy farts.

Interesting.

Sep 02 10 02:21 pm Link

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Susie B

Posts: 4260

Santa Fe, New Mexico, US

This is about as real as a poopnoodle, bucko.

"Poopnoodle. I heard this word for the first time today. I was told that a poopnoodle is what happens when you pee right after fucking someone hard in the ass. Poop gets stuck up in the dick hole and comes out in the form of a noodle when you piss. Is this something that actually happens, and if so, can you deem "poopnoodle" the official Savage Love term?

Couldn't Think Of An Acronym That Spelled Out "Poopnoodle"

If what you describe had ever actually happened to anyone, anywhere, ever, "poopnoodle" could be the official Savage Love term for it. But the poopnoodle never actually happens.

If your middle-school friends don't believe me, CTOAATSOP, here's what you should do: Go get a couple tubs of premade chocolate frosting. Refrigerate until firm. Get your dicks hard. Fuck your tubs of premade frosting. Fuck them hard. Fuck them like they've been bad. Then go take a piss. You will not produce a chocolatefrostingnoodle. I promise you.

And think about it, CTOAATSOP: Butt-fuckers fuck butt until they come. Wouldn't coming dislodge the poopnoodle?

Finally, some general advice for anyone out there who's interested in anal but now, thanks to CTOAATSOP here, fears the poopnoodle: Wear a condom. A condom can protect you from the fictional poopnoodle and the actual HIV.
--- Dan Savage, Savage Love.

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Sava … id=4787052 Here's your reference article.

Sep 02 10 02:30 pm Link

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Orca Bay Images

Posts: 32502

Poulsbo, Washington, US

Marks Fine Art wrote:

Just leads to pussy farts.

And, if you pump in enough air that her tummy distends, the occasional death by gas embolism.

Sep 02 10 03:19 pm Link

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Orca Bay Images

Posts: 32502

Poulsbo, Washington, US

Susie B wrote:
This is about as real as a poopnoodle, bucko.

yikes  yikes  yikes

Sep 02 10 03:20 pm Link