Sooner or later, speeders see the light! ;-)

If I had to choose a crime, I think it would be cereal killer, and I'd be greeeeeat!

That might not work for readers outside of the UK, as I don't know what the adverts for Kellog's Frosties* are in different countries so let's try another...

If I had to choose a crime, I'd be a serial killer, and my criminal name would be "The Suspense" because my victims could scream "The Suspense is killing me!" and we'd laugh and laugh... and then I'd kill them!

*Other cereals are available.

MM, I am deep disappoint. In nearly 6 years not one of you came up with the correct answer to this question.

The correct answer to "what kind of criminal would you be?"... is "a smooth one".

A la Mitnick!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crime
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robin_Hood

If I were to be a criminal I would be the type that does good things despite bad laws!

"Gandhi took leadership of the Congress in 1920 and began escalating demands until on 26 January 1930 the Indian National Congress declared the independence of India. The British did not recognise the declaration but negotiations ensued, with the Congress taking a role in provincial government in the late 1930s. Gandhi and the Congress withdrew their support of the Raj when the Viceroy declared war on Germany in September 1939 without consultation. Tensions escalated until Gandhi demanded immediate independence in 1942 and the British responded by imprisoning him and tens of thousands of Congress leaders." https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahatma_Gandhi

Hiding Jews.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corrie_ten_Boom

The criminality may appeal to higher moral standards.

I'd become Secretary of State. Then I'd set up a foundation. I would sell favors and take bribes through the foundation, which would launder money and act as the 'bag man." I would commit major federal felonies by using non-secure non-government servers and communications for official business and classified documents.There would be no danger for me because of my influence and mordita. Or morda. And when my countless felonies and arguably treason came to light, the mainstream media would defend me, or ignore the facts ... and attack my critics. My take would be in the hundreds of millions.

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Invite the best and most beautiful models from around the world to work in the United States...without really retaining adequate legal counsel and learning all the complex and intricate legalities involved.

If I make a list of who I would invite, does that show too much intent? LOL

In some situations, mere intent, clearly demonstrated intent, to commit a crime is punishable!

OK--here's the start of the list! https://www.modelmayhem.com/list/646601

I was watching that pacino/deniro movie "heat" awhile ago, and I thought it was kinda cool that there was this sort of secret underground network of  people.....one bunch who sells information on banks to rob(how much was there) and ways to defeat the banks security systems......and then, there was the robbery crew who did the legwork and actually robbed the bank.

the robbery crew would pay a nice sized flat fee to the "intelligence" people and the robbing crew who was taking the biggest risk got the millions or whatever they robbed from the bank. each man had his own job to do and it was executed on a tight professional timeframe.   in the movie the point was made that just a couple of these bank jobs could set them up for life...but they were more into the action and excitement and thrill rather than the money.

https://www.modelmayhem.com/forums/post/960847

It's illegal to offer compensation for organs. 

However, I would feel perfectly ethical to offer TFK--Trade For Kidney--for life.

In other words, I'd be happy to do a trade shoot for the donor for life once a year for as long as we were both alive and would not consider that unethical nor immoral even if some people might feel that is illegal compensation!