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NounStudio

Posts: 1605

Sarasota, Florida, US

Ok... I'm jeeping off of Big-A's thread... but with a twist. 

Who's the oldest celeb you can think of that you'd do the horizontal mattress mambo with?

For me, it would definitely be Helen Mirren.  She's 65 and looks amazing!  Plus, I like her personality a lot too!

http://helenmirren.fansiter.com/pictures/helen-mirren-bikini.jpg

Apr 12 11 09:12 am Link

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-Nicole-

Posts: 19209

Madison, Wisconsin, US

Billy Bob Thornton ninja

Apr 12 11 09:20 am Link

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Jackie A

Posts: 4829

Birmingham, Alabama, US

Rutger Hauer. He's my get-out-of-relationship-free card.

and Helen Mirren. I have a major girl-crush on her.

Apr 12 11 09:20 am Link

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The Duchess of Dork

Posts: 7812

Washington, District of Columbia, US

Jeremy Irons.

http://cdn.thegloss.com/files/2011/04/jeremy_irons.jpg

Sexy SOB...

Apr 12 11 09:21 am Link

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KGSF

Posts: 1791

Santa Fe, New Mexico, US

Dolly Parton at 65.

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/singer/dolly-parton/pictures/dolly-parton-picture-3.jpg

Plus, she's just cool as hell. Always liked her personality.

Apr 12 11 09:24 am Link

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Haarvey Aardvark

Posts: 976

Raleigh, North Carolina, US

I would bang Betty White. That's about as far as I'd go.

Apr 12 11 09:25 am Link

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Envy

Posts: 11189

Nashville, Tennessee, US

-Nicole- wrote:
Billy Bob Thornton ninja

I'll raise you Sean Connery.

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee288/alexis415_burrito/connery.jpg

Apr 12 11 09:27 am Link

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DarcieK

Posts: 10874

Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada

Do Robert Downey Jr and Johnny Depp count as old?!

Apr 12 11 09:27 am Link

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-Nicole-

Posts: 19209

Madison, Wisconsin, US

Envy wrote:

I'll raise you Sean Connery.

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee288/alexis415_burrito/connery.jpg

Sexxxxxxxy.

Apr 12 11 09:30 am Link

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Envy

Posts: 11189

Nashville, Tennessee, US

-Nicole- wrote:
Sexxxxxxxy.

I'd fuck him and steal his boots.


Jason Statham is a panty dropper. He's 44, so I will stick with that being my limit.
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c98/supermezim/jasOn%20statham/jasOnintense.jpg

Apr 12 11 09:33 am Link

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RRR

Posts: 659

London, England, United Kingdom

Al Pacino
http://chismetime.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/al-pacino-picture-2.jpg
He's still so alluring!

Apr 12 11 09:34 am Link

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AOP Studios

Posts: 3545

Los Angeles, California, US

DarcieK wrote:
Do Robert Downey Jr and Johnny Depp count as old?!

Yes...ancient!!!

Apr 12 11 09:36 am Link

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-Nicole-

Posts: 19209

Madison, Wisconsin, US

Envy wrote:

I'd fuck him and steal his boots.

lol

Apr 12 11 09:37 am Link

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Andialu

Posts: 14029

San Pedro, California, US

NounStudio wrote:
Ok... I'm jeeping off of Big-A's thread... but with a twist. 

Who's the oldest celeb you can think of that you'd do the horizontal mattress mambo with?

For me, it would definitely be Helen Mirren.  She's 65 and looks amazing!  Plus, I like her personality a lot too!

http://helenmirren.fansiter.com/pictures/helen-mirren-bikini.jpg

I'd verb it. big_smile

Apr 12 11 09:42 am Link

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NounStudio

Posts: 1605

Sarasota, Florida, US

DarcieK wrote:
Do Robert Downey Jr and Johnny Depp count as old?!

only to you!  big_smile

Apr 12 11 09:44 am Link

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Chris Vinnit

Posts: 1479

Tampa, Florida, US

Christie Brinkley still looks incredibly hot.  She's 57, people.

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/model/christie-brinkley/pictures/christie-brinkley-picture-2.jpg

Apr 12 11 09:44 am Link

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A-M-P

Posts: 18211

Orlando, Florida, US

johnny depp

Apr 12 11 09:47 am Link

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NounStudio

Posts: 1605

Sarasota, Florida, US

Chris Vinnit wrote:
Christie Brinkley still looks incredibly hot.  She's 57 people.

she only looks like one person to me!  big_smile

btw... wow... she looks amazing still!  i bet she looks good into her 70's.

Apr 12 11 09:48 am Link

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BigA-LTL-BEEFCAKE Page

Posts: 3921

The Woodlands, Texas, US

Chris Vinnit wrote:
Christie Brinkley still looks incredibly hot.  She's 57 people.

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/model/christie-brinkley/pictures/christie-brinkley-picture-2.jpg

OMG I never knew she was that old!  I thought she was like late 30s.

Apr 12 11 09:53 am Link

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KGSF

Posts: 1791

Santa Fe, New Mexico, US

OK, time for the big guns.

Raquel Welch.

She's 70 in this picture.

http://jaydeanhcr.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/raquel-welch-raquel-welch-1056446_690_1024.jpg

Apr 12 11 09:58 am Link

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Gasoline Photography

Posts: 1620

Essen, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany

David Duchovny. He's 51.

http://www.topnews.in/light/files/David-Duchovny1.jpg

Apr 12 11 10:05 am Link

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NounStudio

Posts: 1605

Sarasota, Florida, US

KGSF wrote:
OK, time for the big guns.

Raquel Welch.

She's 70 in this picture.

i was thinking about her.  oh the mother/daughter thoughts i used to have about her and tahnee.

Apr 12 11 10:06 am Link

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Envy

Posts: 11189

Nashville, Tennessee, US

Gasoline Photography wrote:
David Duchovny. He's 51.

http://www.topnews.in/light/files/David-Duchovny1.jpg

I second that.

Apr 12 11 10:07 am Link

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cinema photography

Posts: 4418

Mission Viejo, California, US

KGSF wrote:
OK, time for the big guns.

Raquel Welch.

She's 70 in this picture.

http://jaydeanhcr.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/raquel-welch-raquel-welch-1056446_690_1024.jpg

She is still incredible...

Apr 12 11 10:13 am Link

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Clare-Alana

Posts: 3514

London, England, United Kingdom

I'm 19- Me and this 39 year old - Jared Leto

[img]http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5229/5613307645_ac97c3f11d.jpg
mejaredleto by bambisaidbird, on Flickr[/img]

I met him before one of his gigs.
He stopped in front of me in a line of fans and said "wow.........look at all that hair........" stared at me for a minute and started playing with it and brushing it off my face..............................

I just stood there and gave him eyes that said "fuck me"

I think he got the message. He had a big grin on his face and would get his hand off my waist when we went to have a pic taken together...

all in all.............very inappropriate of him to be honest lol

Apr 12 11 10:15 am Link

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NounStudio

Posts: 1605

Sarasota, Florida, US

Clare-Alana wrote:
I just stood there and gave him eyes that said "fuck me"


all in all.............very inappropriate of him to be honest lol

yes... what was he thinking??  lol

Apr 12 11 10:18 am Link

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Simmagination

Posts: 3129

Westminster, Maryland, US

Helen Mirren, Rachel Welsh, and (of course) Lynda Carter big_smile

Apr 12 11 10:19 am Link

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E_V_A

Posts: 1722

Redondo Beach, California, US

Chris Meloni.

He's 52 I think.

So sexy.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hhKm3lpHVus/TZfV6OZ0PCI/AAAAAAAAEqw/G5o80g7n5QA/s1600/chris_meloni_3.jpg

Apr 12 11 10:21 am Link

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NounStudio

Posts: 1605

Sarasota, Florida, US

Simmagination  wrote:
and (of course) Lynda Carter big_smile

yes... in the WW costume please!  lol!

Apr 12 11 10:21 am Link

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RRR

Posts: 659

London, England, United Kingdom

Miss Eva Marie  wrote:
Chris Meloni.

He's 52 I think.

So sexy.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hhKm3lpHVus/TZfV6OZ0PCI/AAAAAAAAEqw/G5o80g7n5QA/s1600/chris_meloni_3.jpg

+ 1000 The only reason I watch Law and Order SVU.

Apr 12 11 10:22 am Link

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V I C T O R I A

Posts: 13979

Los Angeles, California, US

Hugh Laurie.

Hell Yeah.

http://www.westcoastshow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/tv-hugh.jpg

Apr 12 11 10:25 am Link

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L A F

Posts: 8390

Davenport, Iowa, US

Gasoline Photography wrote:
David Duchovny. He's 51.

http://www.topnews.in/light/files/David-Duchovny1.jpg

This man is so smart, He's abducted my heart and I'm falling apart, From the looks I receive, from those eyes I can't leave, And you may say I'm naive, but he told me to believe.

David Duchovny, why won't you love me?

Apr 12 11 10:27 am Link

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-Nicole-

Posts: 19209

Madison, Wisconsin, US

VictoriaVertuga wrote:
Hugh Laurie.

Hell Yeah.

http://www.westcoastshow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/tv-hugh.jpg

Dude. Yes.

Only, I want the cane and vicodin too.

And if he could tell me I have an incurable disease during the deed, OH YES big_smile

Apr 12 11 10:28 am Link

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V I C T O R I A

Posts: 13979

Los Angeles, California, US

-Nicole- wrote:
Dude. Yes.

Only, I want the cane and vicodin too.

And if he could tell me I have an incurable disease during the deed, OH YES big_smile

Yes. I should have clarified. Hugh Laurie does nothing for me as himself. I mean, he's freakishly talented and super nice. But I want DR. HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dr. House can get it. lol

Apr 12 11 10:29 am Link

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-Nicole-

Posts: 19209

Madison, Wisconsin, US

VictoriaVertuga wrote:

Yes. I should have clarified. Hugh Laurie does nothing for me as himself. I mean, he's freakishly talented and super nice. But I want DR. HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dr. House can get it. lol

I think it's because he's a cynical ass borat

Apr 12 11 10:33 am Link

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ArtisticPhotography

Posts: 7699

Buffalo, New York, US

VictoriaVertuga wrote:

Yes. I should have clarified. Hugh Laurie does nothing for me as himself. I mean, he's freakishly talented and super nice. But I want DR. HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dr. House can get it. lol

Funny, but a lot of people might want Dr House for his brain, but nobody would want Bertie Wooster for anything except his money.  Huh.  Strange.

Apr 12 11 10:37 am Link

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KGSF

Posts: 1791

Santa Fe, New Mexico, US

Barbara Eden is 74.

http://barbaraeden.cw.cm/wp-content/templatemo_image_10.jpg

Apr 12 11 10:39 am Link

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Caperucita Roja

Posts: 11544

Plymouth, England, United Kingdom

Jack Nicholson, seventy something...

Apr 12 11 10:41 am Link

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V I C T O R I A

Posts: 13979

Los Angeles, California, US

-Nicole- wrote:

I think it's because he's a cynical ass borat

Brilliant, cynical, hilarious, jerkhead with just a touch of vulnerability.

Apr 12 11 10:42 am Link

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Casey_

Posts: 146

White Pine, Tennessee, US

Politics aside, Vladimir Putin. Hands down. He's 59.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/10/07/article-0-01672E34000004B0-465_468x560.jpg

Apr 12 11 10:42 am Link