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Visual Echoes

Posts: 920

Niagara Falls, New York, US

David Bowie.... I think... Uh oh, boyfriend saw me type that.

*deploys ninja smoke*

Apr 17 11 01:24 pm Link

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P I X I E

Posts: 35440

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

I don't consider Johnny Depp old... I mean come on, he's 47! Maybe it's me who's getting old... I dunno.

David Bowie is 64. Yummy.

Apr 17 11 03:51 pm Link

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Jim Ball

Posts: 17589

Frontenac, Kansas, US

Every damn time I read this thread title I read "oldest celebrity you've had sex with. roll

Srsly...My brain is stuck.

Apr 17 11 04:06 pm Link

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MMDesign

Posts: 18647

Louisville, Kentucky, US

Jacqueline Bisset

Apr 17 11 04:12 pm Link

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John Photography

Posts: 13578

Adelaide, South Australia, Australia

n e e c o l e wrote:
EDWARD FUCKING NORTON. I would bone the shit outta him. Oh && John mother fucking Stamos. Holy hell. I don't know what i would do if i had the chance with those two

http://images.mylot.com/userImages/images/postphotos/1681097.jpg
http://www.buddytv.com/articles/ER/Images/john-stamos-3.jpg

What's with the Swastika?

Apr 23 11 12:19 am Link

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Kerosene Deluxe

Posts: 3482

Langley, British Columbia, Canada

AdelaideJohn1967 wrote:

What's with the Swastika?

It's a screenshot from the movie American History X. which is fantastic..

Apr 23 11 12:23 am Link

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ninjaprints

Posts: 2457

London, England, United Kingdom

Kerosene Deluxe wrote:

It's a screenshot from the movie American History X. which is fantastic..

its a superb movie, and norton is a superb actor indeed..

I think I would pounce on sharon stone, or terri hatcher

Apr 23 11 05:19 am Link

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Jack W

Posts: 39

Saint Paul, Minnesota, US

MartinKnorr wrote:
Win?

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01250/iceman_1250307c.jpg

I think you got it !

Apr 23 11 06:06 am Link

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Aleksander The Great

Posts: 379

Saint Petersburg, Saint Petersburg, Russia

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/97/HM_Queen_Paola%2C_Princess_of_Belgium.jpg/446px-HM_Queen_Paola%2C_Princess_of_Belgium.jpg

Queen Paola

Apr 23 11 07:28 am Link

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John Photography

Posts: 13578

Adelaide, South Australia, Australia

Kerosene Deluxe wrote:

It's a screenshot from the movie American History X. which is fantastic..

Ta thanks for the explanation.

Apr 23 11 09:25 am Link

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Devyn Raye

Posts: 3

Norfolk, Virginia, US

Sean connery all the Fucking way. That accent is sexy as Hell

Apr 23 11 10:15 am Link

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Lighthouse Imagery

Posts: 11

Norman, Oklahoma, US

Steve Winwood... saw some concert video that was pretty recent and he looked sexy. Maybe he'd sing "Valerie" while we're at it. LOL

Apr 23 11 10:18 am Link

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K Allende

Posts: 14172

Columbus, Ohio, US

Willem Dafoe is another good one.

*swoon*

Apr 23 11 10:28 am Link

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Rosamarie_native Pride

Posts: 1

Santa Fe, New Mexico, US

Chris Vinnit wrote:

Well, gay men do have a tremendous sense of style. 

Speaking of which, Jane Seymour is still pretty hot at 60.  I always hated that Dr. Quinn show but her willingness to show tits in Wedding Crashers coupled with that English accent (which automatically doubles a persons sexiness) puts her on my list:

http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2009/jane_seymour_hot_girl_cougar_0.jpg

OMG i totally love the Dr. Quinn Show always have and always will i could watch it everyday and once i start to watch it i want to keep watching them, best actress out there

Oct 04 12 08:35 pm Link

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hygvhgvkhy

Posts: 2092

Chicago, Illinois, US

I think it's Johnny Depp, but thats old for me. Old and yum

Oct 04 12 08:42 pm Link

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Karl Blessing

Posts: 30854

Grand Rapids, Michigan, US

Haarvey Aardvark wrote:
I would bang Betty White. That's about as far as I'd go.

Ditto... she's still got some spunk.

Youngest probably dakota fanning... (waits to see how many people go OMG... then realize how old she is NOW).

Oct 04 12 08:43 pm Link

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Ashley Graham

Posts: 26800

Los Angeles, California, US

Depends but def Robert downing jr

Oct 04 12 08:44 pm Link

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Christopher Willingham

Posts: 21859

Long Beach, California, US

http://www.babble.com/cs/blogs/famecrawler/salma-hayek-cleavage-breastfeeding-.jpg
This is about as far north as I'll go...

Oct 04 12 08:46 pm Link

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hygvhgvkhy

Posts: 2092

Chicago, Illinois, US

Eva Hilovski wrote:
Chris Meloni.

He's 52 I think.

So sexy.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hhKm3lpHVus/TZfV6OZ0PCI/AAAAAAAAEqw/G5o80g7n5QA/s1600/chris_meloni_3.jpg

Ahh beat Johnny out. Since I was like 7 too... God He's awesome.

&i agree haha when I'm 16&going into the 50s, you guys can do better than Johnny(-:

Edit: and if Elvis was alive itd be i think 76? 75? who knows.. haha forever, young(-: and gorgeous.

Oct 04 12 08:59 pm Link

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Jason Haven

Posts: 38381

Washington, District of Columbia, US

I hope I age half as well as many mentioned in here.

Oct 04 12 09:15 pm Link

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Stormee

Posts: 2463

San Antonio, Texas, US

Oct 04 12 09:18 pm Link

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Kam Arose

Posts: 6014

Berkeley, California, US

Bill Nighy's 62, I believe. I'd bone him.

Oct 04 12 09:24 pm Link

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Laura UnBound

Posts: 27571

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

John hamm and stabler could get it


At the same time.

And Gibbs from ncis, I don't know his real life name but all sorts of old and intimidating and I'm down with it.
Edit:mark Harmon. He's 61

Oct 04 12 09:29 pm Link

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Damon Banner

Posts: 85307

Hayward, California, US

miley cyrus

Oct 04 12 09:34 pm Link

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Gabrielle Heather

Posts: 10064

Middle Island, New York, US

Envy wrote:
Jason Statham

I must agree there

Oct 04 12 10:27 pm Link

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Gabrielle Heather

Posts: 10064

Middle Island, New York, US

kind of have a thing for Jeremy Wade the host of the fishing show Unhooked: River monsters   http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&clie … ,s:0,i:142

apparently born in 1960

Oct 04 12 10:32 pm Link

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Karl Blessing

Posts: 30854

Grand Rapids, Michigan, US

My mother chimed in and said Sidney Poitier

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTQ0OTE3MzQ2Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMDc2MDc1NA@@._V1._SX214_CR0,0,214,314_.jpg

Probably most famous for playing "Guess who's coming to dinner".

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/19500000/Sidney-Poitier-in-Guess-Who-s-Coming-to-Dinner-fans-of-sidney-poitier-19584301-640-480.jpg

I think his most appealing quality was his voice.

Oct 04 12 10:56 pm Link

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GabrielleEC

Posts: 208

Costa Mesa, California, US

My vote's for Anthony Bourdain, he's a silver fox.

Oct 05 12 01:01 am Link

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Affinity Finch

Posts: 652

Torpoint, England, United Kingdom

Andrew Kutches  wrote:
I would have sex with Madonna if given the chance. big_smile

Dude, I'd have sex with madonna if given the chance....Axel Rose....for Bragging rights, Slash! smile OhMyFeckingGawwwd! I so would!

Oct 05 12 08:23 am Link

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Christopher Hartman

Posts: 54153

Buena Park, California, US

I can't find her age, but I suspect she's in her 60s.

Cheryl Ladd
http://www.cherylladd.com/2009_photos/charliesangels1.jpg

Oct 05 12 08:27 am Link

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Drew Smith Photography

Posts: 5210

Nottingham, England, United Kingdom

*Sigh

kate Bush - who is now 52.

Quite possibly one of the most enigmatic and talented singer/song writers ever.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/musi … cient.html

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/72316966/Kate+Bush+SensualWorld.jpg

Oct 05 12 08:31 am Link

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Affinity Finch

Posts: 652

Torpoint, England, United Kingdom

Drew Smith Photography wrote:
*Sigh

kate Bush - who is now 52.

Quite possibly one of the most enigmatic and talented singer/song writers ever.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/musi … cient.html

I agree, (to the 'most enigmatic and talented singer/song writers ever' part.)

Oct 05 12 08:33 am Link

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sospix

Posts: 21714

Orlando, Florida, US

Elvira  .  .  .

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-L_jbyUB5MR0/Tct4IRb3uGI/AAAAAAAAGlY/dANCZIp5Zok/s320/elvira1.jpg

.  .  .  but, only on Halloween  .  .  .  wink

SOS

Oct 05 12 08:35 am Link

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Kelleth

Posts: 2531

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Jack Nicholson.

Oct 05 12 10:24 pm Link

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Jirrupin

Posts: 1744

Canberra, Australian Capital Territory, Australia

Jim Ball wrote:
Every damn time I read this thread title I read "oldest celebrity you've had sex with. roll

Srsly...My brain is stuck.

don't worry, i keep reading it as "Oddest celebrity you've had sex with" ... not sure what that says about me.

Oct 06 12 02:02 am Link

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Dan K Photography

Posts: 5489

STATEN ISLAND, New York, US

Christopher Hartman wrote:
I can't find her age, but I suspect she's in her 60s.

Cheryl Ladd
http://www.cherylladd.com/2009_photos/charliesangels1.jpg

Just type Cheryl Ladd age in google.

she is 61

Oct 06 12 02:19 am Link

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Wildcat Photography

Posts: 1486

Valparaiso, Indiana, US

Presley ONeil wrote:
I think it's Johnny Depp, but thats old for me. Old and yum

Oct 06 12 02:07 pm Link

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Sarah Robinson-Bird

Posts: 539

Sheffield, England, United Kingdom

Patrick Stewart

Oct 06 12 02:20 pm Link

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John Sweet

Posts: 190

Denver, Colorado, US

Ursula Andress. I don't care what she looks like at 73, I would still be thinking of this the whole time:

http://www.malaysiandigest.com/images/farah/ursula.jpg

Oct 06 12 03:07 pm Link

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Dan OMell

Posts: 1339

Ufa, Bashkortostan, Russia

hmmm, competing with necrophiles? Nah! smile

Oct 06 12 04:21 pm Link