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MiGphoto

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Norman, Oklahoma, US

KGSF wrote:
OK, time for the big guns.

Raquel Welch.

She's 70 in this picture.

http://jaydeanhcr.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/raquel-welch-raquel-welch-1056446_690_1024.jpg

Word!!!

Oct 06 12 04:38 pm Link

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Misty R H

Posts: 471

Anaheim, California, US

For me it would be Pierce Brosnan.  He may not be James Bond any more, but he still has it.

http://www.piercebrosnan.com/images/home-main-img-50.jpg

Oct 06 12 05:22 pm Link

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T Brown

Posts: 2460

Traverse City, Michigan, US

dp

Oct 06 12 06:05 pm Link

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T Brown

Posts: 2460

Traverse City, Michigan, US

Come on ladies Abe Vigoda is still kicking it....

Oct 06 12 06:06 pm Link

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Gary Melton

Posts: 6395

Dallas, Texas, US

Mary-Louise Parker!  Can you believe she's 48??!!  She looks better than a lot of 24 year olds!!!

Yes - THIS woman is 48 years old (and the photo was taken of her on August 21, 2012...as she was arriving for her appearance on the Letterman show).

http://img.spokeo.com/1200-800/ff_50864027.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJZ4FTLYXN7EZ7CIQ&Expires=1349702069&Signature=vWm%2FIp0dANa1vZ31ntUH6UOgJrQ%3D

The photo below is from August 2010 (just over 2 years ago when she was 46 years old):

http://www.vanityfair.com/online/oscars/2010/08/mary-louise-parker-does-not-smoke-weed-but-she-has-licked-a-pot-lollipop/_jcr_content/par/cn_contentwell/par-main/cn_blogpost/cn_float_container/cn_image_0.size.7vfmlp.jpg

Oct 06 12 06:26 pm Link

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udor

Posts: 22390

New York, New York, US

It gives me comfort that most do-able oldies are men... and the one who'd do them are considerably younger and hotter...


There maybe hope for me... that... even I have no womenfolks interested in me now... but that I'd be quite eligible in another 12 years... smile

    Yay!!!   borat




P.S.: By then I also might be a celebrated artist... so... big_smile

Oct 06 12 06:32 pm Link

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Wildcat Photography

Posts: 1486

Valparaiso, Indiana, US

udor wrote:
It gives me comfort that most do-able oldies are men... and the one who'd do them are considerably younger and hotter...


There maybe hope for me... that... even I have no womenfolks interested in me now... but that I'd be quite eligible in another 12 years... smile

    Yay!!!   borat




P.S.: By then I also might be a celebrated artist... so... big_smile

+1

Oct 06 12 06:47 pm Link

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hgldhlhgfh

Posts: 576

Dumont d'Urville - permanent station of France, Sector claimed by France, Antarctica

I have some obvious, and odd ones.

Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs (53)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/05/Dirty_Jobs_small.jpg/447px-Dirty_Jobs_small.jpg
Johnny Depp (duh) (49)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d8/JohnnyDeppApr2011.jpg/220px-JohnnyDeppApr2011.jpg
Vincent D'Onofrio from Law and Order: Criminal Intent (53)
http://www.nndb.com/people/635/000025560/donofrio-sm.jpg
Twiggy (62)
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/2/2/1328194408142/QA-Twiggy-008.jpg

*drool*

Oct 06 12 06:49 pm Link

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Laura UnBound

Posts: 27375

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

C Nox wrote:
I have some obvious, and odd ones.

Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs (53)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/05/Dirty_Jobs_small.jpg/447px-Dirty_Jobs_small.jpg
Johnny Depp (duh) (49)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d8/JohnnyDeppApr2011.jpg/220px-JohnnyDeppApr2011.jpg
Vincent D'Onofrio from Law and Order: Criminal Intent (53)
http://www.nndb.com/people/635/000025560/donofrio-sm.jpg
Twiggy (62)
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/2/2/1328194408142/QA-Twiggy-008.jpg

*drool*

Vincent hasn't aged well since that photo.

Oct 06 12 10:31 pm Link

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Jirrupin

Posts: 1743

Canberra, Australian Capital Territory, Australia

Emmylou Harris turned up as a surprise guest at a small club gig I was at last year, and I gotta say I don't know of any woman that's aging better. At 65 there's age in her face, but still much more life and genuine positive energy than any other female senior celeb i've seen

Oct 06 12 11:07 pm Link

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NounStudio

Posts: 1605

Sarasota, Florida, US

Jirrupin wrote:

don't worry, i keep reading it as "Oddest celebrity you've had sex with" ... not sure what that says about me.

Same here. 

big_smile

btw... holy zombie thread.  I forgot I posted this.  lol.

Oct 07 12 03:11 pm Link

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Saedcantas

Posts: 445

Saint Saviour, Saint Saviour, United Kingdom

Faith EnFire wrote:
patrick stewart
http://manolomen.com/images/patrickstewart.jpg

Damn beaten to it, but me too!!!

I absolutely love him and he looks even better with a goatee *swoon*

Oct 07 12 03:27 pm Link

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SPierce Photography

Posts: 19792

Amherst, Massachusetts, US

Gary Oldman, Liam Neeson and Mike Rowe +1 (wink)

Oct 07 12 03:44 pm Link

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Venessa Baez

Posts: 616

Tampa, Florida, US

Johnny Depp.


heheheh

Oct 07 12 03:52 pm Link

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S A L I N G E R

Posts: 604

Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

Gary Melton wrote:
Mary-Louise Parker!  Can you believe she's 48??!!  She looks better than a lot of 24 year olds!!!

The photo below is from August 2010 (just over 2 years ago when she was 46 years old):

http://www.vanityfair.com/online/oscars/2010/08/mary-louise-parker-does-not-smoke-weed-but-she-has-licked-a-pot-lollipop/_jcr_content/par/cn_contentwell/par-main/cn_blogpost/cn_float_container/cn_image_0.size.7vfmlp.jpg

This photo has surely been 'enhanced' to buggery but dammit I just don't care. smile

I'd die a happy man lol

Oct 08 12 06:10 am Link

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BorderlineBunny

Posts: 2201

Tulsa, Oklahoma, US

Anthony Hopkins. Any time. Anywhere. As long as he calls me Clarice.
http://clothesonfilm.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Thor_Anthony-Hopkins_armour_Marvel.com_.jpg
He's 73 and I have no fucks to give. Haha.

Jean Reno (64)
http://charmingfame.com/images/jean-reno-03.jpg

Oct 08 12 06:37 am Link

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bgcfoto

Posts: 5443

Largo, Florida, US

Such a classy thread....

http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/monica_bellucci0008.jpg

Monica Bellucci 48,

Damn you Vincent Cassel. Though you are really cool, damn you.

Oct 08 12 07:01 am Link

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Model Sarah

Posts: 39294

Columbus, Ohio, US

bgcfoto wrote:
Such a classy thread....

http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/monica_bellucci0008.jpg

Monica Bellucci 48,

Fucking hell that woman is stunning. I saw Irreversible (which is a tough movie to watch) and all I kept thinking was; "My god she's the most beautiful woman i've ever seen."


Clive Owen ; 48
http://handson.provocateuse.com/images/photos/clive_owen_10.jpg

Oct 08 12 07:08 am Link

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bgcfoto

Posts: 5443

Largo, Florida, US

Model Sarah wrote:

Fucking hell that woman is stunning. I saw Invincible (which is a tough movie to

Yes she is.  Did you mean Irreversible? It is a tough watch.

Oct 08 12 07:12 am Link

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I M N Photography

Posts: 2342

New York, New York, US

I am surprised I haven't seen Sharon Stone's name.

Oct 08 12 07:14 am Link

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Model Sarah

Posts: 39294

Columbus, Ohio, US

bgcfoto wrote:

Yes she is.  Did you mean Irreversible? It is a tough watch.

Yes! Irreversible. I was telling someone out loud that a football player was invincible in a game we watched and typed that out. lol

Oct 08 12 07:14 am Link

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Kelvin Hammond

Posts: 17362

Billings, Montana, US

sheeesh, I thought I was twisted until I looked through this thread...


Famke Janssen  - 48   

http://venus.provocateuse.com/images/photos/famke_janssen_01.jpg


X-Men:  Dr Jean Grey


yummy!
http://famke-janssen.hotphotogirl.com/album/famke-janssen/famke-janssen-12.jpg

Oct 08 12 09:08 am Link

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Mad Hatter Imagery

Posts: 1325

Buffalo, New York, US

DarcieK wrote:
Do Robert Downey Jr and Johnny Depp count as old?!

If you were 17 I would say yes, but you're 27 according to your profile. I'd say with their looks they aren't in fact that old. Maybe 40 to 50. Nothing compared to the 65+ most people here are talking about. lol.

Oct 08 12 10:26 am Link

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Mad Hatter Imagery

Posts: 1325

Buffalo, New York, US

Although yes these are some very attractive celebs at their respective ages, research shows that people who are attractive to begin with tend to stay attractive throughout their lives while ugly people only get more "diverse" lets say. So naturally this thread is depressing to me. lol.

Oct 08 12 10:30 am Link

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Dannielle Levan

Posts: 12857

New Westminster, British Columbia, Canada

http://newbsradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/david_bowie.jpg
He's 65.

Oct 08 12 03:53 pm Link

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Vintagevista

Posts: 11053

Sun City, California, US

Sigourney Weaver is 63 today - just saying.....

http://www.clickorlando.com/image/view/-/16863976/medRes/2/-/maxh/360/maxw/640/-/ya73b9z/-/Sigourney-Weaver-through-years---Political-Animals-jpg.jpg

Oct 08 12 04:14 pm Link

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Axana

Posts: 126

Mississauga, Ontario, Canada

http://02varvara.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/yushchenko-viktor.jpg

Viktor Yushchenko

Oct 08 12 05:25 pm Link

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Brian T Rickey

Posts: 4008

Saint Louis, Missouri, US

give me the key to Betty White's room

Oct 08 12 05:27 pm Link

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Makeup Hair by Dani B

Posts: 746

Los Angeles, California, US

Wow, is "older" relative! So many of you are naming people my age! If my hubby dropped dead and they showed up on my doorstep...

Al Pacino, Sean Connery, Sidney Poitier, Morgan Freeman, Alan Rickman

...and although I'm a het female, I have to agree with Helen Mirren.

I stood next to her last year at a red carpet event and could not stop staring at her breasts. Possibly the finest things I have ever seen. By the way, I don't recommend wearing a dress with a train in a crowd while standing next to her because she's tiny so you have to look down to see her ta-ta's properly and you could trip while staring. Not that that happened. Helen and Betty White were in the same room that night and I'd still say Helen. Although Rita Moreno was there too and let's just say...wow.

Oct 09 12 12:36 am Link

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Eridu

Posts: 623

Boston, Massachusetts, US

mmcreative wrote:
http://newbsradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/david_bowie.jpg
He's 65.

I'd be his bottom boy and I'm straight!

Oct 09 12 10:29 am Link

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Cynthia Serrano

Posts: 12466

Newark, New Jersey, US

Misty R H wrote:
For me it would be Pierce Brosnan.  He may not be James Bond any more, but he still has it.

http://www.piercebrosnan.com/images/home-main-img-50.jpg

+1 He is super hot Richard Gere works too smile
works too
http://cdn.blogs.sheknows.com/realmomsguide.sheknows.com/2012/01/richard-gere.jpg

Oct 09 12 11:16 am Link

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Eclectic Vision

Posts: 8216

Toledo, Ohio, US

Hugh Laurie!

http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/passtheremote/hugh%20laurie%20feb%202012.jpg


*Swoon*

Oct 09 12 11:29 am Link

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Sarah Robinson-Bird

Posts: 539

Sheffield, England, United Kingdom

Saedcantas wrote:

Damn beaten to it, but me too!!!

I absolutely love him and he looks even better with a goatee *swoon*

Thirded! It's all that Star Trek spandex

Oct 09 12 12:07 pm Link

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DougBPhoto

Posts: 38624

Portland, Oregon, US

Smedley Whiplash wrote:
sheeesh, I thought I was twisted until I looked through this thread...


Famke Janssen  - 48   

http://venus.provocateuse.com/images/photos/famke_janssen_01.jpg


X-Men:  Dr Jean Grey


yummy!
http://famke-janssen.hotphotogirl.com/album/famke-janssen/famke-janssen-12.jpg

Seems perfectly normal/natural to me... not twisted in the least.

Oct 09 12 01:52 pm Link

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Legacys 7

Posts: 33857

San Francisco, California, US

Angela Bassett

http://img.poptower.com/pic-55715/angela-bassett.jpg?d=600

And a few more. Some are older than her.

Oct 09 12 03:51 pm Link

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rmsoansphotography

Posts: 261

London, England, United Kingdom

Chris Vinnit wrote:
Christie Brinkley still looks incredibly hot.  She's 57, people.

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/model/christie-brinkley/pictures/christie-brinkley-picture-2.jpg

Oh my, if that is really her at 57, then its MILF time for me....are we allowed to say that on here? lol

Oct 09 12 04:12 pm Link

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hgldhlhgfh

Posts: 576

Dumont d'Urville - permanent station of France, Sector claimed by France, Antarctica

Laura UnBound wrote:

Vincent hasn't aged well since that photo.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/72/Vincent_Utah.jpg/200px-Vincent_Utah.jpg

True, but I'll still drool for that. wink

Oct 09 12 04:14 pm Link

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rmsoansphotography

Posts: 261

London, England, United Kingdom

EdBPhotography wrote:
Queen Elizabeth II  (85 y/o)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5f/Elizabeth_II_greets_NASA_GSFC_employees%2C_May_8%2C_2007_edit.jpg/210px-Elizabeth_II_greets_NASA_GSFC_employees%2C_May_8%2C_2007_edit.jpg

Yeah, I know she's a lot older and not at all attractive...but unless Sarah Palin or Hillary Clinton become president, she's probably the most powerful woman in the whole world.  Who else could boast that?

I can see it now...

The Queen Mum is riding in her limo back to Buckingham Palace.  As they pass, one of the Royal Guards turns to the other and says, "You know that Yank photographer from L.A.; Ed Burns?...homeboy shagged the Queen once."

I think that is a little bit gross...

I think that also, Ma'am, majesty would want to say "orf with your head", lol

Oct 09 12 04:17 pm Link

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rmsoansphotography

Posts: 261

London, England, United Kingdom

Clare-Alana wrote:

I hate her...she's such a plummy tart...can you say OVVERRATED anyone?

hell no, I love her, I think she is cute, yeah she can be stuffy person, but I guess that is more to do with the ego, I don't **** egos, I date the person, but that is just me, lol

Oct 09 12 04:19 pm Link

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rmsoansphotography

Posts: 261

London, England, United Kingdom

New Kidd Imagery wrote:
Miley Cyrus tongue

This is a what the oldest celeb you would date?

Oct 09 12 04:21 pm Link