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Photographer

wesfoto

Posts: 624

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

I have plenty that "don't measure up", so feel free to have at it.

May 05 15 03:56 pm Link

Model

H E F F

Posts: 141

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US

Me

May 05 15 04:12 pm Link

Model

simplyposh

Posts: 29

Los Angeles, California, US

Hit me.

Thanks!

May 05 15 10:53 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Steve Young Photos wrote:
I have lots for you to choose from. Hit me!

Casting director told me to get some whores for a shoot. Now I'm unemployed
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/150210/12/54da6f56cb081_m.jpg

May 09 15 07:07 am Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Emily Wendy wrote:
This is the best. Hit me.

There is a fine line between long arms and a short skirt.
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/150501/14/5543f73a0e08d_m.jpg

May 09 15 07:08 am Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

wesfoto wrote:
I have plenty that "don't measure up", so feel free to have at it.

Ugh, i hate when models are messy leaving things all over the place.
M - https://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/pic/22020368

May 09 15 07:11 am Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

H E F F wrote:
Me

Stairway to hell

M - https://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/pic/38362168

May 09 15 07:12 am Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

natashayliu wrote:
Hit me.

Thanks!

It's so annoying when your arm gets stuck in a sleeve.
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/150426/09/553d0d5895e81_m.jpg

May 09 15 07:14 am Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

bump

Jun 09 17 10:36 pm Link

Photographer

Shadow Dancer

Posts: 9775

Bellingham, Washington, US

Craig March Photography wrote:
bump

Gimme!!!

lol

Jun 09 17 11:14 pm Link

Photographer

Eros Fine Art Photo

Posts: 3097

Torrance, California, US

Wow...I give you credit for consistency. 

Okay, let me have it.

Jun 10 17 01:57 am Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Shadow Dancer wrote:
Gimme!!!

lol

me and my crew planning a shoot...
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/170325/10/58d6a8a21c2fb_m.jpg

Jun 10 17 05:53 am Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Eros Fine Art Photo wrote:
Wow...I give you credit for consistency. 

Okay, let me have it.

my fake bokeh is so heavy its tilting the image
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/170304/23/58bbc2383e888_m.jpg

Jun 10 17 05:55 am Link

Photographer

Jorge Kreimer

Posts: 3716

San Cristóbal de las Casas, Chiapas, Mexico

Please do!

Jun 10 17 06:54 am Link

Photographer

PhotoKromze

Posts: 315

Lisbon, Lisboa e Vale do Tejo, Portugal

You'll be spoilt for choices big_smile

Jun 10 17 08:22 am Link

Photographer

Black Z Eddie

Posts: 1903

San Jacinto, California, US

Mercy is for the weak!  big_smile

Jun 10 17 12:32 pm Link

Photographer

Eros Fine Art Photo

Posts: 3097

Torrance, California, US

Craig March Photography wrote:

my fake bokeh is so heavy its tilting the image
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/170304/23/58bbc2383e888_m.jpg

"Fake Bokeh"???  It was shot with a 50mm f1.8 lens.  Trust me, there's nothing fake about it.  I could show you the unedited photo, if you want proof.

Disappointed.  I was expecting something better than that.

Jun 10 17 02:17 pm Link

Photographer

Shadow Dancer

Posts: 9775

Bellingham, Washington, US

Craig March Photography wrote:

me and my crew planning a shoot...
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/170325/10/58d6a8a21c2fb_m.jpg

Sweet, I have now achieved all of my photography goals!!!

lol

Jun 10 17 06:58 pm Link

Photographer

Jon Martin

Posts: 53

Escondido, California, US

What's mine

Jun 11 17 07:18 am Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Jorge Kreimer wrote:
Please do!

she's begging you to cut this image from your port
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/130127/20/510601a006b73_m.jpg

Jun 11 17 09:35 am Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

PhotoKromze wrote:
You'll be spoilt for choices big_smile

selective color images are just about as ugly as that purse...
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/151108/09/563f81f6091d4_m.jpg

Jun 11 17 09:38 am Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Black Z Eddie wrote:
Mercy is for the weak!  big_smile

they always say that motel blankets have nasty stuff all over them.....they were right.
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/170117/00/587ddae1bb8a6_m.jpg

Jun 11 17 09:41 am Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Jon Martin wrote:
What's mine

and you still have people want to work with you?
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/170605/07/59357085707d5_m.jpg

Jun 11 17 09:43 am Link

Photographer

PhotoKromze

Posts: 315

Lisbon, Lisboa e Vale do Tejo, Portugal

Craig March Photography wrote:

selective color images are just about as ugly as that purse...
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/151108/09/563f81f6091d4_m.jpg

Looking back at it, you're totally right smile

Jun 11 17 12:20 pm Link

Photographer

Deep Visions

Posts: 323

Oceanside, California, US

I'm in!

Jun 11 17 12:51 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Deep Visions wrote:
I'm in!

i hope you were trying to add this photo to the obituary section.
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/151125/00/56556b96ef7a8_m.jpg

Jun 11 17 01:50 pm Link

Photographer

Jorge Kreimer

Posts: 3716

San Cristóbal de las Casas, Chiapas, Mexico

Craig March Photography wrote:

she's begging you to cut this image from your port
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/130127/20/510601a006b73_m.jpg

Ha! My best selling image! big_smile

Jun 11 17 02:26 pm Link

Photographer

Pat Wilson Photography

Posts: 42

Orlando, Florida, US

Ok!!

Jun 11 17 02:57 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Pat Wilson Photography wrote:
Ok!!

your burning the background scared her hair to another color.
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/150204/11/54d270cac2cbb_m.jpg

Jun 11 17 05:03 pm Link

Photographer

Jaysen R Lee

Posts: 547

Anaheim, California, US

OMG, your comments are fricken hilarious!  Do mine!

Jun 13 17 12:54 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Jaysen R Lee wrote:
OMG, your comments are fricken hilarious!  Do mine!

I pledge allegiance, to the flag, of no hand and feet...
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/100622/00/4c206bf4bbbf6_m.jpg

Jun 13 17 04:24 pm Link

Model

Cynthia Star

Posts: 8

Richmond Hill, Ontario, Canada

Me lol

Jun 16 17 07:32 pm Link

Model

Samantha Aotaki

Posts: 9

Los Angeles, California, US

wait this is amazing haha please do me!

Jun 19 17 06:02 pm Link

Photographer

roger alan

Posts: 1192

Anderson, Indiana, US

Hey...I don't get no respect...no respect at all...

So why not hit me?

Jun 19 17 06:56 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Cynthia Star wrote:
Me lol

she gay....not geisha
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/170308/20/58c0d5f7f0c41_m.jpg

Jun 19 17 08:23 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Sam Aotaki Jynx wrote:
wait this is amazing haha please do me!

donald trump would call you a 4
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/170619/14/59483c7225758_m.jpg

Jun 19 17 08:25 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

roger alan wrote:
Hey...I don't get no respect...no respect at all...

So why not hit me?

body split by photographer and again by the shadow. all thats left is 1/4th of a crappy image
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/160811/10/57acb77f6fd45_m.jpg

Jun 19 17 08:28 pm Link

Model

Cynthia Star

Posts: 8

Richmond Hill, Ontario, Canada

Craig March Photography wrote:

she gay....not geisha
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/170308/20/58c0d5f7f0c41_m.jpg

.  Lol dead

Jun 19 17 09:01 pm Link

Model

Tiki Wang

Posts: 27

Shanghai, Shanghai, China

Do me tongue

Jun 20 17 07:13 am Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Tiki Wang wrote:
Do me tongue

i don't always fart, but when i do i make sure its out a window...
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/170605/21/59362eb342d00_m.jpg

Jun 20 17 08:15 am Link