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VesperAnn

Posts: 66

Omaha, Nebraska, US

....in the upcoming zombie apocalypse. How will you use it?

The first item you see to your right is the item you will be left with to use in the zombie apocalypse.

Based on the item of the person above you, would you want them on your team?

Oct 15 12 06:03 pm Link

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VesperAnn

Posts: 66

Omaha, Nebraska, US

The item to my right is a Mr. Pibb soda bottle.

Oct 15 12 06:04 pm Link

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SPV Photo

Posts: 789

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

VesperAnn wrote:
The item to my right is a Mr. Pibb soda bottle.

Hmmm....maybe we can give the zombies diabetes?

To my right is a Canon 580 EX II flash.

Oct 15 12 06:09 pm Link

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B E A R

Posts: 474

Riverside, California, US

SPV Photo wrote:

Hmmm....maybe we can give the zombies diabetes?

To my right is a Canon 580 EX II flash.

I have a pillow.....uhm pillow fight with pictures!? Lol

Oct 15 12 06:19 pm Link

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Maruschke

Posts: 543

Darfield, Canterbury, New Zealand

Bear wrote:

I have a pillow.....uhm pillow fight with pictures!? Lol

Lol, I have a blanket.

Oct 15 12 06:33 pm Link

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Julia Francesca

Posts: 2365

Maumee, Ohio, US

to my right is the catalogs my son is selling crap from for his school's fundraiser. i could bore them to sleep with my horrible sales pitch and they could sleep under your blanket.

Oct 15 12 07:33 pm Link

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F8 Productions

Posts: 69

Chicago, Illinois, US

I'm really screwed since my treadmill is to my right.  It's WAY too heavy to use as a weapon and any chance of enticing the zombies to exercise themselves to death is non-existant.  I'd gladly have any of the above people with me...

Oct 15 12 07:42 pm Link

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Renato Alberto

Posts: 900

San Francisco, California, US

Caustic Disco wrote:
to my right is the catalogs my son is selling crap from for his school's fundraiser. i could bore them to sleep with my horrible sales pitch and they could sleep under your blanket.

To my right I have my dachshund puppy named Lilly.
I would build a fire with all your catalogs!!! I think Zombies are scared of fire right?

Oct 15 12 07:42 pm Link

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GER Photography

Posts: 7935

Imperial, California, US

There's a little nail clipper on the table next to me? Now if you let me go in the other room, the zombies wouldn't have a chance!!:-)))

Oct 15 12 07:46 pm Link

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charvisioku

Posts: 61

York, England, United Kingdom

A nail clipper? I'd say no.. but it's better than mine. An apple. Even I can't think of anything I'd do with a freakin' apple. -_-"

Oct 23 12 05:13 pm Link

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OmnyRa

Posts: 1029

Indianapolis, Indiana, US

charvisioku wrote:
A nail clipper? I'd say no.. but it's better than mine. An apple. Even I can't think of anything I'd do with a freakin' apple. -_-"

I'd cram the apple down the zombie's throat to gag/choke them as a distraction while I haul ass outta there!  To my right is Window blinds.

Oct 23 12 06:27 pm Link

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Gita Lei

Posts: 40

Austin, Texas, US

OmnyRa wrote:

I'd cram the apple down the zombie's throat to gag/choke them as a distraction while I haul ass outta there!  To my right is Window blinds.

Mine is a car door.. I say we make a good team ^_^

Oct 23 12 06:53 pm Link

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Cynthia Serrano

Posts: 12466

Newark, New Jersey, US

Car door works lol I'm with you I have a small pair of scissors to my right

Oct 23 12 07:05 pm Link

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Mark Anthony Photo

Posts: 199

Pottstown, Pennsylvania, US

To my right is a box that has everything from extra BP meds and a couple of old hunting knives. And a glass of water. Still don't think I would last long.

I think the scissors would be broken into two pieces and we could use 4 knives.

Oct 23 12 07:25 pm Link

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Urban Exp photography

Posts: 117

Tacoma, Washington, US

Mark Anthony Photo wrote:
To my right is a box that has everything from extra BP meds and a couple of old hunting knives. And a glass of water. Still don't think I would last long.

I think the scissors would be broken into two pieces and we could use 4 knives.

definately want you on my team....ill need the bp meds once i actually see the zombie cause i may just have a stroke.

the item to my right is a cell phone

Oct 30 12 11:03 am Link

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M Pandolfo Photography

Posts: 12116

Tampa, Florida, US

Urban Exp photography wrote:
the item to my right is a cell phone

Excellent. The item to my right is a half-empty quad, iced breve mocha. Perhaps you can call for a refill smile

Oct 30 12 11:13 am Link

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Azimuth Arts

Posts: 1490

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Michael Pandolfo wrote:

Excellent. The item to my right is a half-empty quad, iced breve mocha. Perhaps you can call for a refill smile

If it was a hot coffee then maybe....

I have a bag of baked lays creamy dill potato chips

I am a dead man...

Oct 30 12 11:20 am Link

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Lucy Breeze

Posts: 49

Markham, Ontario, Canada

If they bag of chips was always full then definatley, but other wise....

I have one of those metal pronged things for roasting marsh mallows and hot dogs on a fire...

It's kinda pointy..... ish...

Nov 04 12 07:03 pm Link

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_Rei_

Posts: 124

Canberra, Australian Capital Territory, Australia

Lucy Breeze wrote:
If they bag of chips was always full then definatley, but other wise....

I have one of those metal pronged things for roasting marsh mallows and hot dogs on a fire...

It's kinda pointy..... ish...

I've got a sports bra to my right (it's laundry day). I plan to put it on and run like hell from those zombies.

If they catch us, at least we've got a metal pronged thing too. We can either try to stab them, or have a toasted marshmallow before we perish...

Nov 04 12 07:18 pm Link

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Kev Lawson

Posts: 7829

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

Lucy Breeze wrote:
If they bag of chips was always full then definatley, but other wise....

I have one of those metal pronged things for roasting marsh mallows and hot dogs on a fire...

It's kinda pointy..... ish...

To defend myself against the next "escort" that is trying to make off with camera gear.

A half full glass of Rum and Coke.

Nov 04 12 07:19 pm Link

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MaddieHearts

Posts: 8

Lewiston, Maine, US

The item to my right, is at this moment, a bottle of ginger ale. Hmmm. Well the person above me had a glass of rum amd coke, so if we were a team we could take out a few zombies at least...

Nov 05 12 09:13 am Link

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Just Danielle

Posts: 2334

Petersfield, England, United Kingdom

MaddieHearts wrote:
The item to my right, is at this moment, a bottle of ginger ale. Hmmm. Well the person above me had a glass of rum amd coke, so if we were a team we could take out a few zombies at least...

The first item is my handbag with everything in it so I'd love to keep that! And yes I would keep the person above me in my team, ginger ale might keep the zombies at bay since it's quite strong smelling!!

Nov 05 12 09:17 am Link

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DAN CRUIKSHANK

Posts: 1786

Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

Red stapler to my right...  Good for bashing zombie skulls, and when I get lonely and bored I can reinact Office Space! And yes, anyone above can join me... After all, it would be a waste to reinact such a classic film without an audience smile

Nov 05 12 09:26 am Link

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DanaBarrett Photography

Posts: 1030

Franklin, Tennessee, US

To my right is a stack of blu rays I need to catalog and a stack of papers including bills, model releases, photography magazines, and coupons.  My left is far more interesting, a sleepy cat with razor sharp claws.  Hmm  blu rays and papers...   I could maybe build a defensive wall out of them? 

I will happily take the stapler owner, to get the ones the break through.

Nov 05 12 12:52 pm Link

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Shauni Mary Jane

Posts: 986

Thief River Falls, Minnesota, US

I would really have to be personally attached to the person above me to consider having them on my team. Paper isn't going to be very helpful. :p We could give the zombies paper cuts? Those always suck.

I have a wallet and a adapter cord next to me. Cord could be used for strangling, wallet could be used for throwing at heads, and smacking repeatedly.

Nov 05 12 05:58 pm Link

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cubicmicron photography

Posts: 381

Smyrna, Georgia, US

I would trip and strangle the zombies with the cord.

The item to my right is a window.

Nov 06 12 11:10 am Link

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Lily Darling

Posts: 1299

Lansing, Michigan, US

cubicmicron photography wrote:
I would trip and strangle the zombies with the cord.

The item to my right is a window.

I'd use the glass from the window to cut them up!

I got an iPad and a wedding dress tongue

Nov 06 12 11:50 am Link