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Schlake

Posts: 2624

Socorro, New Mexico, US

Nov 16 12 02:13 pm Link

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Eridu

Posts: 623

Boston, Massachusetts, US

I go 3 days without a shave and what happens on the day I pick up the Mach 3?

Nov 16 12 03:39 pm Link

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ontherocks

Posts: 22622

Salem, Oregon, US

i was voted "least likely to have a mustache" in college. the reason i grew one is i got tired of people coming to the door asking for my mom. lol.

Nov 16 12 03:45 pm Link

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MissLaurelle

Posts: 3532

Montreal, Quebec, Canada

Schlake wrote:
If it's for charity!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl … udcxvmHoyQ

*blinks* yikes

Nov 16 12 03:50 pm Link

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Jim Shibley

Posts: 2973

Phoenix, Arizona, US

Cookie dusted?

Nov 16 12 04:05 pm Link

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Jules NYC

Posts: 16248

New York, New York, US

Every guy should run out to buy a pregnancy test and take it instead of shoving his face in a woman's vagina.

Most can't do it right anyway.

Nov 16 12 05:14 pm Link

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Jules NYC

Posts: 16248

New York, New York, US

I guess the top two are still reserved.
No. 3 sounds like you're being served at the 'Krusty Crab'.

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat- … 97006.html

Oh and Ewww on them all
They forgot 'Sperm Depository'

1.
2.
3. Bearded Clam
4. Vagina
5. Soft Shelled Tuna Taco
6. Camel Toe
7. Slit
8. pit
9. Cum Dumpster
10. Fuzzy Taco
11. Air Pipe
12.
13. Beaver
14. Tuna Town
15. Punani
16. Puntang
17. ECD
18. Sweaty Love Box
19. Coochie
20. Stabin' Cabin
21. Muff
22. Peach
23. Snake Pit
24. Holster
25. Snatch
26. Chonch
27. Pinoché
28. Hatchet Wound
29. Stinky Pink
30. Moose Knuckle
31. Small Aquatic Animal
32. Fetus Factory
33. Pudunda
34. Arm Sleeves
35. Finger Warmer
36. Bottle Holder
37. Anal Alternative
38. Susan
39. Land Down Under
40. Joy Trail
41. Tunnel of Love
42. Crotch Sink
43. Sex
44. Nappy Dugout
45. Fur Pipe
46. Flitter
47. Dinner
48. Meat Tunnel
49. Hole
50. Gash (Bleeding)
51. Roast Beef
52. Penis Coffin
53. Flower Bud
54. Pin Cushion
55. Velvet-Lined Meat Wallet
56. Cooter
57. Fur Burger
58. Fuzzy Credit Card
59. Pee-Pee
60. Miss Flappy
61. Mr. Happy's Flappy Garage
62. Texas Tunnel
63. Front Butt
64. Penis Fly Trap
65. Red Snapper
66. Trouser Trout
67. Panty Perch
68. Box
69. Money Maker
70. Sideways Smile
71. Hair Pie
72. Abyss
73. Black Hole
74. Skirt Scampi
75. Beef Curtains
76. Funnel
77. Cherry Pie
78. Cherry
79. Penis Warmer
80. Microwave
81. Womanhood
82. Mace
83. Fat Fold
84. Split Tail
85. Female Genitalia
86. Jiz Creek
87. One E One Horned Flying Purple Penis Eater
88. One E Monster's Cave
89. Sheath
90. Plump Pink Penis Cushion
91. Hot Pocket
92. Cum Muffler
93. Weiner Wagon
94. Weiner Getter Wetter
95. Pink Void (get it?)
96. Pink Penis Caddie
97. Cum Sponge
98. Cum Catcher
99. Mound
100. Moist Monkey Mauler
101. Devil's Ditch
102. Pike Purse
103. Quarry
104. Carp Carnival
105. Fish Farm
106. Skinner
107. Hole
108. Slime Well
109. Humpadelic Hymen
110. Can
111. Tampon Tamer
112. Daddy's Dead End
113. Pink Room
114. Penis Receptacle
115. Oval Office
116. Flapper
117. TLU
118. Lasagna Lips
119. Bean
120. Hallway
121. Panty Puppet
122. Tuna Melt
123. Penis Garage
124. Ball Backboard
125. Porch
126. Yeast Factory
127. Yeast Infection Connection
128. Chatterbox
129. Box-on-the-Jack
130. Limpy's Hump Palace
131. Pinochtitlán
132. Meatball Sub Tub
133. Tub
134. Fertilization Plantation
135. Park & Ride
136. Slip & SLide
137. Love Muffin
138. Hawaiian Hairball
139. ilocks and the Three Hairs.
140. zilla
141. Cubby Hole
142. Semen Locker
143. Apron
144. Bone Collector
145. Grassy Knoll
146. Fancy
147. The Mouth
148. One E Al's Beef Corral
149. Duck Billed Fatapuss
150. Rubber Rimmed Romper Room
151. Masturbation Contingency Plan
152. Tar Pit
153. Sock
154. Pelvis Furby
155. Sperm Jacuzzi
156. Horny Harry's Hobby Hole
157. Knuckles
158. Ho Chi Minh Trail
159. Yellow Prick Road
160. Great Red Ravine
161. Holiest of Holies
162. Penis Piñata
163. The Other White Meat
164. Baby Vending Machine
165. Toothless Grin
166. One Eye's Wonder Hole
167. Purple Headed Party Shack
168. Penis Parking Lot
169. Pimp's Paycheck
170. Glory Hole
171. Uteran Hatch
172. Watertight Door
173. Horny Halo
174. Gonorrhea Gainer
175. Tinkle Bird
176. Chlamydia Canal
177. Right Of Passage
178. Long Wanger Hanger
179. Pretty Little Penis Purse
180. Snuffleufapuss
181. Trophey Recepticle
182. Main Vein Drain
181. Pink Penis Pooker
182. Purple Headed Pit Stop
183. Spunk Bucket
184. Organ Formally Known as
185. Port of Entry
186. Errection Correction Trench
187. ECF
188. Clit Crate
189. Royal Envelope (RSE)
190. Eager Mating Canal (EDMC)
191. Lunch Box
192. Inni
193. Velvet Underground
194. Big Berthat
195. Cooze
196. Quim
197. Extremely Durable Penis Orifice
198. Fun Bag
199. Lovin' Oven
200. Penis Slide
201. Pride Land
202. Crank Case
203. Douche Caboose
204. Sausage Delivery Orifice
205. Clam Flavored Pothole
206. Nut Cam
207. Mama Joe
208. Next to the Butt Nut Hut
209. Pot Pie
210. Fuzzy Grape
211. Buried Treasure
212. Shrimp Bed
213. Cozy
214. Warm Apple Pie
215. Honey Pot
216. Bloomin' Onion
217. The Q
218. Pee-Wee Grinder
219. Bloody Mary
220. Furry Flounder
221. Bald Eagle
222. Chang-Chang
223. Whisker Bisket
224. Muscle
225. Rabbit Hole
226. Snoop Nappy Snatch
227. Hairy Dime Slot
228. Skanky Hood
229. Landing Strip
230. Shaft Alley
231. Cunny
232. Kiki
233. Church Box
234. Sperm Bank
235. Meat Drapes
236. Misty Crevice
237. Knuckle
238. Snake Ranch

Nov 16 12 05:16 pm Link

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Jules NYC

Posts: 16248

New York, New York, US

P.S. the only guy I knew that carried of a mustache right was this smoking hot guy in Italy.

Hair down to his ass and all MAN.

Nov 16 12 05:26 pm Link

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GCobb Photography

Posts: 15897

Southaven, Mississippi, US

Spooge receptacle
spooge magnet
cum dumpster

Nov 16 12 05:31 pm Link

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Cherrystone

Posts: 36722

Columbus, Ohio, US

Jules NYC wrote:
Every guy should run out to buy a pregnancy test and take it instead of shoving his face in a woman's vagina.

Most can't do it right anyway.

Perhaps you're not making the right choices of the proper individuals?

Nov 16 12 05:34 pm Link

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Jules NYC

Posts: 16248

New York, New York, US

Small Fruit Pits wrote:

Perhaps you're not making the right choices of the proper individuals?

There was a thread how to detect testicular cancer by taking a pregnancy test.

As for my choices, they are just fine.

Nov 16 12 05:46 pm Link