Forums > Critique > I want to Rank MM. Are you in?

Photographer

Dan K Photography

Posts: 5466

STATEN ISLAND, New York, US

Meghan Devlin wrote:
How can I improve my placement?

Work with better photographers and MUA. I think you have more potential but I am not sure. Lets see if they can bring it out of you.

Dec 03 12 08:16 pm Link

Photographer

Dan K Photography

Posts: 5466

STATEN ISLAND, New York, US

Deirdre Holmes wrote:
why not, I'm not ashamed of being a shitty photographer... >
lol wink
http://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/1645635/viewall

Shitty togs like you make me want to throw all my equipment away.

Dec 03 12 08:17 pm Link

Photographer

Sophistocles

Posts: 21320

Seattle, Washington, US

I want to complain and get all butthurt, but I had a long day. Can I postpone my tantrum until Wednesday or so? I'll buy the beer to make up for it. Fair?

Dec 03 12 08:23 pm Link

Photographer

Dan K Photography

Posts: 5466

STATEN ISLAND, New York, US

Sophistocles wrote:
I want to complain and get all butthurt, but I had a long day. Can I postpone my tantrum until Wednesday or so? I'll buy the beer to make up for it. Fair?

Sure, I will give you until 11pm Pacific time on Wednesday.

Dec 03 12 08:28 pm Link

Photographer

Craig Allen Studio

Posts: 4307

Tacoma, Washington, US

Dec 03 12 08:31 pm Link

Photographer

Alicia Hansen Photo

Posts: 1964

Durango, Colorado, US

Dan K Photography wrote:

So far only 1 female tog. hint hint...

Want to make it two?
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/2047/lolfacemi.png

Alicia Hansen Photo : http://www.modelmayhem.com/690955

Dec 03 12 08:31 pm Link

Photographer

Dan K Photography

Posts: 5466

STATEN ISLAND, New York, US

Alicia Hansen Photo wrote:
Want to make it two?
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/2047/lolfacemi.png

Alicia Hansen Photo : http://www.modelmayhem.com/690955

Sorry, Deirdre Holmes beat you to it. Only 2 females allowed. It is in the union rules. Something about you girls making us look bad.

Dec 03 12 08:33 pm Link

Photographer

Alicia Hansen Photo

Posts: 1964

Durango, Colorado, US

Dan K Photography wrote:

Sorry, Deirdre Holmes beat you to it. Only 2 females allowed. It is in the union rules. Something about you girls making us look bad.

Damn unions. *shakes fist*

Dec 03 12 08:49 pm Link

Photographer

Deirdre Holmes

Posts: 1264

San Pedro, California, US

Dan K Photography wrote:

Shitty togs like you make me want to throw all my equipment away.

I'm going to assume this is a compliment smile ... Unless you mean - 'I have to throw my equipment away... because, I find your photos so offensively bad I can not even bare to look at another photo again for fear my eyes will burn, as if by acid, and melt out of my head while I scream in agony.'

Dec 03 12 09:33 pm Link

Model

MelissaAnn

Posts: 3956

Seattle, Washington, US

joining in the fun.  smile

Dec 03 12 10:35 pm Link

Photographer

Randall Photography

Posts: 514

Los Angeles, California, US

I'm in

Dec 03 12 10:40 pm Link

Model

Tegan Lynn

Posts: 993

Kitchener, Ontario, Canada

Alicia Hansen Photo wrote:
Damn unions. *shakes fist*

I read that as damn unicorns...

Dec 03 12 10:43 pm Link

Photographer

Alicia Hansen Photo

Posts: 1964

Durango, Colorado, US

Tegan Lynn wrote:

I read that as damn unicorns...

Damn unicorns. *shakes fist*
lol

Dec 03 12 10:51 pm Link

Photographer

Garry k

Posts: 27259

Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

I am pretty rank

do me

Dec 03 12 10:54 pm Link

Photographer

Amul La La

Posts: 828

Plymouth, England, United Kingdom

Couldn't Egle been ranked a little higher, I'm making that assumption based upon her avi/

Dec 04 12 02:53 am Link

Photographer

Amul La La

Posts: 828

Plymouth, England, United Kingdom

Dec 04 12 02:57 am Link

Model

Rae Johnston

Posts: 1475

Sydney, New South Wales, Australia

Why not? smile

Dec 04 12 03:08 am Link

Photographer

Jorge Kreimer

Posts: 2393

Los Angeles, California, US

Dan K Photography wrote:

ahh but I am not like most people.

Yes you are. smile

Dec 04 12 03:21 am Link

Photographer

Dan K Photography

Posts: 5466

STATEN ISLAND, New York, US

Jorge Kreimer wrote:

Yes you are. smile

I am like most people or I am not like most people?

Dec 04 12 05:08 am Link

Photographer

Dan K Photography

Posts: 5466

STATEN ISLAND, New York, US

Deirdre Holmes wrote:

I'm going to assume this is a compliment smile ... Unless you mean - 'I have to throw my equipment away... because, I find your photos so offensively bad I can not even bare to look at another photo again for fear my eyes will burn, as if by acid, and melt out of my head while I scream in agony.'

I will leave you guessing which I actually meant.

Dec 04 12 05:09 am Link

Photographer

Dan K Photography

Posts: 5466

STATEN ISLAND, New York, US

Done to Randall Photography. Will get to the rest late afternoon.

Dec 04 12 05:29 am Link

Photographer

Aaron Lewis Photography

Posts: 5083

Catskill, New York, US

Wow I must really suck I stay right at the bottom of that list smile

Dec 04 12 06:11 am Link

Photographer

O Team Photography

Posts: 40

Duncan, British Columbia, Canada

I'm in

Dec 04 12 07:41 am Link

Photographer

Sophistocles

Posts: 21320

Seattle, Washington, US

Garry k wrote:
I am pretty rank

do me

That pickup like has worked before. Trufax.

As an aside, this ranking is fascinating, as, more than anything else, it gives a great insight into Dan's tastes. I'd love to see a few others do this and rank people.

Dec 04 12 08:17 am Link

Photographer

sospix

Posts: 21396

Orlando, Florida, US

I haven't changed my sox (or my drawers) in a few days, so I'm kinda "rank"  .  .  .  wink

SOS

Dec 04 12 10:07 am Link

Model

_eMMe_

Posts: 842

Florence, Toscana, Italy

Sophistocles wrote:

That pickup like has worked before. Trufax.

As an aside, this ranking is fascinating, as, more than anything else, it gives a great insight into Dan's tastes. I'd love to see a few others do this and rank people.

Absolutely

Dec 04 12 10:45 am Link

Photographer

Erin Dawson Photography

Posts: 334

Olney, Maryland, US

Alicia Hansen Photo wrote:

Damn unions. *shakes fist*

Actually there's 4 of us now, as I also have a vagina.

Dec 04 12 10:52 am Link

Model

Jes K

Posts: 15

Ann Arbor, Michigan, US

I want to play! I just added some new pics today!

Jes K. http://www.modelmayhem.com/2814160

Dec 04 12 11:27 am Link

Photographer

Vincente Lopez

Posts: 125

Seattle, Washington, US

Dan K Photography wrote:
I have always found it impossible to be consistent across multiple pages of 1-100 critics etc and have probably failed to do so. A ranking system will help me do so.

Here is how it works. I will rank models and photographers only. It will be one column for each ranked from what my worthless opinion considers best (top of column) to worst.

This is just for fun and no one should take it to seriously. Though I do tend to take it seriously myself.

I enjoy butthurt responses and encourage them if you so wish. I will even accept arguments by pm on why so and so should be ranked higher. But not from the ranked person himself. It is possible though unlikely to change my mind. Especially if you ask for my paypal email. smile

If you are in please give me your name and a link to your port like so

Dan K http://www.modelmayhem.com/2297449

Who's first?

(Raises hand) Oooooooooooo Dan can I play? say yes, say yes.. sweeet...

Dec 04 12 02:04 pm Link

Model

MissLaurelle

Posts: 3532

Montreal, Quebec, Canada

Can I be on that list big_smile?

Dec 04 12 02:08 pm Link

Photographer

Dan K Photography

Posts: 5466

STATEN ISLAND, New York, US

Sophistocles wrote:

That pickup like has worked before. Trufax.

As an aside, this ranking is fascinating, as, more than anything else, it gives a great insight into Dan's tastes. I'd love to see a few others do this and rank people.

BS ,mine is the definitive list. It is what it is. Everyone else's would just be opinion.

Dec 04 12 02:47 pm Link

Photographer

Dan K Photography

Posts: 5466

STATEN ISLAND, New York, US

Garry k wrote:
I am pretty rank

do me

What saves you from a lower ranking is your models. I got to say every time I look at your port I want to think this is your trolling account and you have another amazing port using the same models.

AS a tough love thing I got to ask are you trying at all? Did getting access to models from doing Vancouver fashion week swell your head and made you think you no longer needed to improve?

I don't know why but it pisses me off to see those models wasted. There is another on my other thread who seems to be in the same boat as you.

The waste is a tragedy.

Dec 04 12 03:12 pm Link

Photographer

Dan K Photography

Posts: 5466

STATEN ISLAND, New York, US

A M U L wrote:
Couldn't Egle been ranked a little higher, I'm making that assumption based upon her avi/

She probably would be with better photos.

Dec 04 12 03:15 pm Link

Photographer

The Sweaty Sock

Posts: 463

Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom

gmcphotography - http://www.modelmayhem.com/629702

can you fit me in?

Dec 04 12 03:21 pm Link

Model

Jessie Shannon

Posts: 2004

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

Sophistocles wrote:
That pickup like has worked before. Trufax.

As an aside, this ranking is fascinating, as, more than anything else, it gives a great insight into Dan's tastes. I'd love to see a few others do this and rank people.

I would be willing to rank people

but then there would be too many lists going at the same time? hmm

Dec 04 12 03:25 pm Link

Photographer

K E E L I N G

Posts: 39820

Peoria, Illinois, US

Jessie Shannon wrote:
I would be willing to rank people

but then there would be too many lists going at the same time? hmm

If people didn't like the way you ranked them you could tell them to just kiss your avatar!  wink

edit: LoL, while I was typing this you changed it from the butt pic!

Dec 04 12 03:52 pm Link

Model

Jessie Shannon

Posts: 2004

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

K E E L I N G wrote:

If people didn't like the way you ranked them you could tell them to just kiss your avatar!  wink

edit: LoL, while I was typing this you changed it from the butt pic!

LOL I have avi add

Dec 04 12 04:02 pm Link

Photographer

cinema photography

Posts: 4418

Mission Viejo, California, US

Dan my friend, hit me

Cinema Photography http://www.modelmayhem.com/492492

Dec 04 12 05:30 pm Link

Model

MelissaAnn

Posts: 3956

Seattle, Washington, US

Wow, thanks Dan!  smile

Dec 04 12 10:04 pm Link

Photographer

Dan K Photography

Posts: 5466

STATEN ISLAND, New York, US

Vincente Lopez wrote:

(Raises hand) Oooooooooooo Dan can I play? say yes, say yes.. sweeet...

Didn't see you coming. ...

Dec 04 12 11:37 pm Link