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Kincaid Blackwood

Posts: 23438

Atlanta, Georgia, US

SPRINGHEEL  wrote:
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Back in high school, a buddy of mine led the state in tackles as a linebacker.  He was fucking ferocious.  On game day, he'd drink gatorade all afternoon a refuse to go to the restroom.  On the first play of the game, he'd growl, on the verge of madness and piss himself in front of the opposing team's offensive line.  From their perspective, it wasn't the slightest bit amusing.  It was terrifying.  They all thought "This motherfucker is crazy.  I want nothing to do with him."

I feel like my HS friend died, came back as a crab and is going around terrorizing the rest of the crabs on the beach.  No one wants to fuck with that crab.  He's nuts.

Dec 27 12 07:42 pm Link

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SPRINGHEEL

Posts: 38210

Gibraltar, Michigan, US

Christ, how heartwarming

Dec 27 12 08:19 pm Link

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Jason Haven

Posts: 38366

Washington, District of Columbia, US

Kincaid is Bad Joke Eel.

Dec 27 12 08:46 pm Link

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Laura UnBound

Posts: 27455

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

lol


I don't even...

Dec 27 12 09:09 pm Link

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Nicolette

Posts: 12698

Midland, Texas, US

Laura UnBound wrote:

I spent dinner spouting off about how silly I think some people are for insisting I need to be married at 23 to validate my relationship and how I think everyone I graduated school with who's on their umpteenth engagement or getting divorced or knocked up or some combination thereof are ridiculously stupid...


He just sat there with this grin on his face saying nothing.
I'm such a tool

This is awesome. Congrats guys. I'm super happy for you smile

Dec 27 12 09:13 pm Link

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Kincaid Blackwood

Posts: 23438

Atlanta, Georgia, US

ASYLUM - Photo wrote:
Kincaid is Bad Joke Eel.

I'm fairly positive that I've never told a joke in my life…

Dec 27 12 09:59 pm Link

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SPRINGHEEL

Posts: 38210

Gibraltar, Michigan, US

http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l249/SPRINGHEEL69/32557310.jpg

Dec 27 12 10:24 pm Link

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Gabrielle Heather

Posts: 10064

Middle Island, New York, US

SPRINGHEEL  wrote:
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oh mylanta

Dec 27 12 11:06 pm Link

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Michael Broughton

Posts: 2252

Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada

*sobbing uncontrollably as he dismantles his creepy laura unbound stalker shrine*

Dec 27 12 11:37 pm Link

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Laura UnBound

Posts: 27455

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Michael Broughton wrote:
*sobbing uncontrollably as he dismantles his creepy laura unbound stalker shrine*

You're not the first.

I posted that I'm engaged on tumblr...I lost followers. neutral

Dec 28 12 12:34 am Link

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Sha-Lynne

Posts: 22681

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

Laura UnBound wrote:

You're not the first.

I posted that I'm engaged on tumblr...I lost followers. neutral

Heh, you think they'd at least wait a day or two for subtlety's sake  tongue

Dec 28 12 01:00 am Link

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Laura UnBound

Posts: 27455

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Sha-Lynne wrote:

Heh, you think they'd at least wait a day or two for subtlety's sake  tongue

My guess is they're the same middle aged socially inept mouthbreathing basement dwellers who do nothing but reduce me to their own personal Internet sex fantasy made up of stupid meat and send me anonymous messages asking about my vagina and my favorite sex fantasy/position/type/etc..


They wouldn't know subtle if it kicked them in the teeth

Dec 28 12 01:31 am Link

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Love the Arts

Posts: 757

Chicago, Illinois, US

Laura UnBound wrote:
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I had a bit of a different Christmas than I thought I would.

Congrats... I love L O V E.... be kind to each other... may you both have a great time and a great life together!

Dec 28 12 02:24 am Link

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-Jen-

Posts: 46842

Howell, Michigan, US

Laura UnBound wrote:

My guess is they're the same middle aged socially inept mouthbreathing basement dwellers who do nothing but reduce me to their own personal Internet sex fantasy made up of stupid meat and send me anonymous messages asking about my vagina and my favorite sex fantasy/position/type/etc..


They wouldn't know subtle if it kicked them in the teeth

omg. lol

I got the "santa didnt get me what I wanted for Christmas because you werent under my tree this morning" bullshit so many damn times this Christmas that I wanted to take a bat and smack all of them in the nuts.

Dec 28 12 03:08 am Link

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-Jen-

Posts: 46842

Howell, Michigan, US

Laura UnBound wrote:

lol can I have a mashed potato fountain at my reception?

At a work dinner we had a few months ago, the one girl walked by me with this martini glass with white stuff in it.  I got all excited thinking it was some kind of really awesome drink...

NOPE.

It was mashed potatoes in a martini glass with every topping imaginable!!

Awesome....

Dec 28 12 03:10 am Link

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-Jen-

Posts: 46842

Howell, Michigan, US

Laura UnBound wrote:

Fine, you slid...

too much lube?

lol

I'd love to hear that story!!!

Dec 28 12 03:15 am Link

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Jason Haven

Posts: 38366

Washington, District of Columbia, US

Laura UnBound wrote:
My guess is they're the same middle aged socially inept mouthbreathing basement dwellers who do nothing but reduce me to their own personal Internet sex fantasy...

I live on the 9th floor, Laura! Not the basement! mad

Dec 28 12 03:40 am Link

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sofija

Posts: 23614

Boston, Massachusetts, US

I'm late to the party (as usual) but congrats to you guys!! So happy for you!!

Dec 28 12 06:02 am Link

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Fergy

Posts: 22410

Fenton, Michigan, US

Congrats you two!

Dec 28 12 07:58 am Link

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Eye of Sicari

Posts: 37076

Toledo, Ohio, US

Laura UnBound wrote:

My guess is they're the same middle aged socially inept mouthbreathing basement dwellers who do nothing but reduce me to their own personal Internet sex fantasy made up of stupid meat and send me anonymous messages asking about my vagina and my favorite sex fantasy/position/type/etc..

I CAN'T HELP IT IF MY SINUSES SUCK AND i CAN'T BREATH OUT OF MY NOSE AND I LIVE IN A TRAILER NOT A BASEMENT!


*huff!*

Dec 28 12 05:29 pm Link

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Top Level Studio

Posts: 3253

Victoria, British Columbia, Canada

Congrats, Laura, and a sincere best of luck to both of you.

Dec 28 12 09:20 pm Link

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MKPhoto

Posts: 5665

Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada

CONGRATULATIONS!

Dec 29 12 04:26 am Link

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DarcieK

Posts: 10874

Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada

Late to the party, but congrats you two. I wish you all the best! smile

Dec 31 12 10:59 am Link

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Laura UnBound

Posts: 27455

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

DarcieK wrote:
Late to the party, but congrats you two. I wish you all the best! smile

Youre not late until its over. Thank you smile

Dec 31 12 11:36 am Link

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K Allende

Posts: 14172

Columbus, Ohio, US

CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS

squeeee

Dec 31 12 12:26 pm Link

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P I X I E

Posts: 35329

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS CONGRATS!!!! big_smile

Dec 31 12 02:29 pm Link

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Eleanor Rose

Posts: 2292

Santa Rosa, California, US

Congrats!

Dec 31 12 04:05 pm Link

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Zebadiah _MI

Posts: 13411

Ann Arbor, Michigan, US

Slightly off topic here but:

Kincaid Blackwood wrote:
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On the first play of the game, he'd growl, on the verge of madness and piss himself in front of the opposing team's offensive line.  From their perspective, it wasn't the slightest bit amusing.  It was terrifying.  They all thought "This motherfucker is crazy.  I want nothing to do with him."
...

Dude, he was covered in urine, I'd want to run as fast as possible not to get tackled by the guy that just wet his own pants. 




And congrats again Laura!

Dec 31 12 05:37 pm Link

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Rick Edwards

Posts: 6165

Wilmington, Delaware, US

Congratulations!

Dec 31 12 07:10 pm Link

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Robb Mann

Posts: 10879

Baltimore, Maryland, US

Congrats! Our little girl is all grown up! Sob.

Please come to Fells Point this year so we can get you sloppy drunk to celebrate.

Jan 01 13 08:56 am Link

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Laura UnBound

Posts: 27455

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Robb Mann wrote:
Congrats! Our little girl is all grown up! Sob.

Please come to Fells Point this year so we can get you sloppy drunk to celebrate.

lol maybe tongue

Jan 01 13 01:33 pm Link

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Calli Pygian

Posts: 8101

Atlanta, Georgia, US

ASYLUM - Photo wrote:
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE FIRST FOUR TIMES I INTERACTED WITH LAURA.

THERE WAS AT LEAST 18 NAKED BODIES, AND THREE HAMSTERS.

Becks wrote:
I feel like this should be quoted for posterity and also because HOW FUCKING FUNNY WOULD IT BE to say that mid-rehearsal dinner toast??

Congrats, Laura! smile

Here you go!

http://www.modelmayhem.com/po.php?threa … st17876705

Also, congrats Laura and Peter!

Jan 01 13 02:38 pm Link

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FootNote Fotography

Posts: 18809

Olympia, Washington, US

Laura UnBound wrote:

My guess is they're the same middle aged socially inept mouthbreathing basement dwellers who do nothing but reduce me to their own personal Internet sex fantasy made up of stupid meat and send me anonymous messages asking about my vagina and my favorite sex fantasy/position/type/etc..


They wouldn't know subtle if it kicked them in the teeth

I just had a flash of Star Trek in my head.

Jan 01 13 02:40 pm Link

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Gianantonio

Posts: 8112

Minneapolis, Minnesota, US

Laura UnBound wrote:
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I had a bit of a different Christmas than I thought I would.

Was it someone you know who gave you the ring?

Jan 01 13 03:53 pm Link

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Laura UnBound

Posts: 27455

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Gianantonio wrote:

Was it someone you know who gave you the ring?

we'd met once or twice

Jan 01 13 04:12 pm Link

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HellBelle

Posts: 19972

Indianapolis, Indiana, US

Laura UnBound wrote:

we'd met once or twice

lollollollollollollollollollol

Jan 03 13 05:55 am Link

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Bek Ruszin

Posts: 6023

Levittown, Pennsylvania, US

Whoa!  Go away for a week or two and look what happens!


CONGRATULATIONS!

Jan 03 13 09:27 am Link

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Laura UnBound

Posts: 27455

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Bek Ruszin wrote:
Whoa!  Go away for a week or two and look what happens!


CONGRATULATIONS!

if it helps, I felt the same way wink

Thank you

Jan 03 13 11:58 am Link

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Chain Reaction

Posts: 529

Grand Rapids, Michigan, US

Best wishes to the beautiful bride-to-be. And my congratulations to the groom!

Jan 03 13 12:05 pm Link