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Gutterbound Notions

Posts: 100

Birmingham, Alabama, US

I'm leaning towards used merkin, namely for the self-adhesive qualities...

/parody

Dec 26 12 07:03 pm Link

Photographer

Graham Glover

Posts: 1266

Oakton, Virginia, US

Testosterone, and wait a few weeks.

Dec 26 12 08:47 pm Link

Model

Zaychik

Posts: 7791

San Francisco, California, US

Glitter.

Lots of well placed glitter.

I don't get why this isn't more popular.

How could a woman NOT want to have the babies of a man with a beard made of glitter!?

Dec 26 12 09:37 pm Link

Photographer

Paolo Diavolo

Posts: 8915

Martinez, California, US

Zaychik  wrote:
Glitter.

Lots of well placed glitter.

I don't get why this isn't more popular.

How could a woman NOT want to have the babies of a man with a beard made of glitter!?

*goes to buy glitter glue*

Dec 26 12 09:38 pm Link

Photographer

MesmerEyes Photography

Posts: 3102

Tyler, Texas, US

Zaychik  wrote:
Glitter.

Lots of well placed glitter.

I don't get why this isn't more popular.

How could a woman NOT want to have the babies of a man with a beard made of glitter!?

Maybe because he would always look like he just got back from a gentlemen's club? Just a thought.

Dec 27 12 05:27 am Link

Model

BeatnikDiva

Posts: 14812

Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

Zaychik  wrote:
Glitter.

Lots of well placed glitter.

I don't get why this isn't more popular.

How could a woman NOT want to have the babies of a man with a beard made of glitter!?

Why not glitter for everyone?

Dec 27 12 05:46 am Link

Photographer

Carl Roberts

Posts: 33051

Saint Petersburg, Florida, US

http://i.qkme.me/36h0o7.jpg

Dec 27 12 05:51 am Link

Photographer

Carl Roberts

Posts: 33051

Saint Petersburg, Florida, US

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/22112890.jpg

Dec 27 12 05:52 am Link

Artist/Painter

Two Pears Studio

Posts: 3447

Wilmington, Delaware, US

Mine is made of iron filings. I use a magnet to move is around.

Dec 27 12 09:14 am Link

Model

BeatnikDiva

Posts: 14812

Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

Two Pears Studio wrote:
Mine is made of iron filings. I use a magnet to move is around.

Hehehe...I love those little things!

Dec 27 12 09:22 am Link

Model

S3R4PH1M

Posts: 530

Modesto, California, US

Zaychik  wrote:
Glitter.

Lots of well placed glitter.

I don't get why this isn't more popular.

How could a woman NOT want to have the babies of a man with a beard made of glitter!?

Prepare thyself for breeding

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f164/pianohead/portfolio/sparkles.jpg

Dec 27 12 09:24 am Link

Photographer

Minx & Fox

Posts: 19027

Austin, Texas, US

Zaychik  wrote:
Glitter.

Lots of well placed glitter.

I don't get why this isn't more popular.

How could a woman NOT want to have the babies of a man with a beard made of glitter!?

My pubic hair is all glitter. That do anything for ya'? {waggles brows}

Dec 27 12 09:30 am Link

Model

S3R4PH1M

Posts: 530

Modesto, California, US

Seriously though, as far as beards go, I liked how they styled Ryan Reynolds beard in that Blade movie. If I was ever going to grow one, I'd try something like that.

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z39/cullenblack13/RyanReynolds3.jpg

Dec 27 12 09:32 am Link

Model

S3R4PH1M

Posts: 530

Modesto, California, US

Nimue Elaine wrote:

My pubic hair is all glitter. That do anything for ya'? {waggles brows}

our glitters combined would be a force to be reckoned with

http://i802.photobucket.com/albums/yy310/wld011/Backgrounds%20desktop/837679f1.gif

Dec 27 12 09:36 am Link

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Russian Katarina II

Posts: 2515

London, England, United Kingdom

S3R4PH1M  wrote:
Seriously though, as far as beards go, I liked how they styled Ryan Reynolds beard in that Blade movie. If I was ever going to grow one, I'd try something like that.

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z39/cullenblack13/RyanReynolds3.jpg

I don't buy Ryan Reynolds as a bad-ass anymore than I'd buy Ashton Kutcher. Beard won't change that.

Now Hugh Jackman, he can rock a beard. It's just not a style that works for every man, same as most guys can't rock long hair.

Dec 27 12 09:40 am Link

Model

S3R4PH1M

Posts: 530

Modesto, California, US

Katarina N. wrote:

I don't buy Ryan Reynolds as a bad-ass anymore than I'd buy Ashton Kutcher. Beard won't change that.

Now Hugh Jackman, he can rock a beard. It's just not a style that works for every man, same as most guys can't rock long hair.

All true, but I was talking about beard styling more than the viability of a particular actor's badassery. Hugh Jackman is a great entry here. Good mention!

http://i1115.photobucket.com/albums/k546/MisterTurtle20/Hugh%20Jackman/Hugh-Jackman-Wolverine.jpg

Personally I think the big fuzzy lambchops would just annoy the heck out of me though.

Dec 27 12 09:54 am Link

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BeatnikDiva

Posts: 14812

Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

S3R4PH1M  wrote:
All true, but I was talking about beard styling more than the viability of a particular actor's badassery. Hugh Jackman is a great entry here. Good mention!

http://i1115.photobucket.com/albums/k546/MisterTurtle20/Hugh%20Jackman/Hugh-Jackman-Wolverine.jpg

Personally I think the big fuzzy lambchops would just annoy the heck out of me though.

So call him up and ask him to rub them on you...just for a trial. tongue







Or call him up and ask him to rub them on ME.








Or grow your own to rub on me...I'll test it!  wink

Dec 27 12 10:08 am Link

Model

S3R4PH1M

Posts: 530

Modesto, California, US

DivaEroticus wrote:
So call him up and ask him to rub them on you...just for a trial. tongue







Or call him up and ask him to rub them on ME.








Or grow your own to rub on me...I'll test it!  wink

LOL Um yeah I have no desire to touch Mr. Jackman's lambchops haha!

Brrrrring! Brrrring!

Ello?

Hugh?

Ay Mic how's it goin'?

Awesome, hey did I catch you at an ok time?

Yeah mate, I'm just finishing up my vegemite - what can I do for ya?

Well, there's this model...

Is she a nude model - you know I won't waste my time otherwise.

Yes, yes she's a nude model.

Ok what does she want? A backscratch with the claws? A ride on the back of my hog?

No, she - well - she wants you to rub your lambchops on her.

On her what?

Uh, well on HER - I don't know if there's a particular part in mind here.

Alright, well gimme her number then. And remember - you owe me one now.

Dec 27 12 10:19 am Link

Model

BeatnikDiva

Posts: 14812

Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

S3R4PH1M  wrote:
LOL Um yeah I have no desire to touch Mr. Jackman's lambchops haha!

Brrrrring! Brrrring!

Ello?

Hugh?

Ay Mic how's it goin'?

Awesome, hey did I catch you at an ok time?

Yeah mate, I'm just finishing up my vegemite - what can I do for ya?

Well, there's this model...

Is she a nude model - you know I won't waste my time otherwise.

Yes, yes she's a nude model.

Ok what does she want? A backscratch with the claws? A ride on the back of my hog?

No, she - well - she wants you to rub your lambchops on her.

On her what?

Uh, well on HER - I don't know if there's a particular part in mind here.

Alright, well gimme her number then. And remember - you owe me one now.

lol

His lambchops would look perfect as a merkin for me.  All he has to do is keep his face riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight there!

Dec 27 12 10:22 am Link

Model

Russian Katarina II

Posts: 2515

London, England, United Kingdom

S3R4PH1M  wrote:

All true, but I was talking about beard styling more than the viability of a particular actor's badassery. Hugh Jackman is a great entry here. Good mention!

http://i1115.photobucket.com/albums/k546/MisterTurtle20/Hugh%20Jackman/Hugh-Jackman-Wolverine.jpg

Personally I think the big fuzzy lambchops would just annoy the heck out of me though.

He's got some hair on his chest, can play a beast just like a refined British gentleman and seems to be faithful to his older (!) wife of 20 years. He's a keeper. wink

Dec 27 12 11:45 am Link

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Zaychik

Posts: 7791

San Francisco, California, US

...

With all the affirmative glitter responses here, I think we should just call it an orgy and get things goin'.

CLOTHES OFF NOW

Dec 27 12 01:23 pm Link

Model

BeatnikDiva

Posts: 14812

Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

Zaychik  wrote:
...

With all the affirmative glitter responses here, I think we should just call it an orgy and get things goin'.

CLOTHES OFF NOW

Uhh...I don't think that would fly, here at the office...

Dec 27 12 01:26 pm Link

Model

Zaychik

Posts: 7791

San Francisco, California, US

DivaEroticus wrote:

Uhh...I don't think that would fly, here at the office...

...

Cubicle orgy?

big_smile

borat borat borat

Dec 27 12 01:27 pm Link

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Russian Katarina II

Posts: 2515

London, England, United Kingdom

Zaychik  wrote:
...

With all the affirmative glitter responses here, I think we should just call it an orgy and get things goin'.

CLOTHES OFF NOW

I never had any on to begin with. borat

Dec 27 12 01:56 pm Link

Photographer

scrymettet

Posts: 32754

Quebec, Quebec, Canada

Zaychik  wrote:
...

With all the affirmative glitter responses here, I think we should just call it an orgy and get things goin'.

CLOTHES OFF NOW

*leaving the thread*

Dec 27 12 02:36 pm Link

Model

S3R4PH1M

Posts: 530

Modesto, California, US

scrymettet wrote:

*leaving the thread*

More for me... have you SEEN Zaychik's ..... flexibility?!

Dec 27 12 03:05 pm Link

Photographer

scrymettet

Posts: 32754

Quebec, Quebec, Canada

S3R4PH1M  wrote:

More for me... have you SEEN Zaychik's ..... flexibility?!

Man, nobody want to see me without clothes

Dec 27 12 03:06 pm Link

Photographer

John Jebbia

Posts: 27807

Phoenix, Arizona, US

Zaychik  wrote:
Glitter.

Lots of well placed glitter.

I don't get why this isn't more popular.

How could a woman NOT want to have the babies of a man with a beard made of glitter!?

Does this make you moist?
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7jnr1iRv41qay1wmo1_400.jpg

Dec 27 12 03:09 pm Link

Model

S3R4PH1M

Posts: 530

Modesto, California, US

Zaychik  wrote:
...

With all the affirmative glitter responses here, I think we should just call it an orgy and get things goin'.

CLOTHES OFF NOW

http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=3569750&t=o GIFSoup

Dec 27 12 03:17 pm Link

Model

S3R4PH1M

Posts: 530

Modesto, California, US

scrymettet wrote:

Man, nobody want to see me without clothes

We still love ya bro

http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee5/ahaseurus2000/Funnies/Evolution-wrong-turn.jpg

Dec 27 12 03:24 pm Link

Photographer

scrymettet

Posts: 32754

Quebec, Quebec, Canada

damn sad
busted

Dec 27 12 04:01 pm Link

Model

Russian Katarina II

Posts: 2515

London, England, United Kingdom

S3R4PH1M  wrote:

We still love ya bro

http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee5/ahaseurus2000/Funnies/Evolution-wrong-turn.jpg

"Authorities confirmed that one Dan Longneck, 37, tried to break into George Lucas' trailer after having been turned down for the role of Jar-Jar Binks. He was arrested at the scene."

Dec 27 12 04:35 pm Link

Model

Nicolette

Posts: 12699

Midland, Texas, US

My boyfriend has an amazing Viking beard.
I rub his face on my face. And my arms. And stuff

Yeah.

Dec 27 12 07:21 pm Link

Model

S3R4PH1M

Posts: 530

Modesto, California, US

Nicolette wrote:
My boyfriend has an amazing Viking beard.
I rub his face on my face. And my arms. And stuff

Yeah.

The ultimate plundering accessory

http://i938.photobucket.com/albums/ad228/madaboutfd/mens%20wigs/V6335vikingwigbeard.jpg

what's in YOUR wallet?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v300/Elepoodle/conancombbeard.gif

Dec 28 12 09:44 am Link

Photographer

Marc Damon

Posts: 6562

Biloxi, Mississippi, US

um... He ain't no Batman lol
http://blu.stb.s-msn.com/i/2D/8B77F293FA5BD8B727A69925D2C8_h316_w628_m5_cACSsVIKu.jpg

Dec 28 12 09:47 am Link

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BeatnikDiva

Posts: 14812

Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

Practice!

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0156/6574/products/mustache-on-a-stick-set-of-14_medium.jpg?150

Dec 28 12 09:56 am Link