Photographer

Paolo Diavolo

Posts: 8880

Martinez, California, US

So i have a shoot scheduled in 1.5 hours from now.
will she show?

new model.
shes never done a shoot before.
has some camera phone pics, and two photos thats she cropped herself out of in her port.
i gave her very detailed description of the 5 shots we would do to build her port.
she lives 40 minutes away.
she confirmed earlier this afternoon by text.
seemed excited to shoot.

will she show?
who knows.
Now taking bets.

In case she does show,
Please make up a flake story, and make it good and dirty.
I am looking forward to hearing one today.

Dec 27 12 02:34 pm Link

Model

Gabrielle Heather

Posts: 10064

Middle Island, New York, US

she will show, but if she doesnt, her dog ranaway


edit: while she was giving it a bath

Dec 27 12 02:57 pm Link

Photographer

Wicked Photos

Posts: 7592

New York, New York, US

she'll show but wont turn out as well as you want it to be

Dec 27 12 03:48 pm Link

Photographer

Pinup Fantasies

Posts: 1233

HIXSON, Tennessee, US

Well????????????

Dec 27 12 04:06 pm Link

Photographer

Cosplay Creatives

Posts: 10714

Syowa - permanent station of Japan, Sector claimed by Norway, Antarctica

We're waiting.

If you want the flake story excuse here is mine.

Paolo I'm sorry I couldn't make it.  My dog snatched my wig that I had left under the dirty couch before I could clean it.  And then once I got it back, there was so much slober on it that I had to put it in the washing machine.  After all said and done, I couldn't find my purse, apparently the dog thought that was a toy and proceeded to tear it apart.  After running around all day naked because the cats thought my clothes were balls of yarn, the time for the shoot approaching, I had no choice but to stay home and wait for a new set of clothes.
And about my phone, I forgot to pay the bill and they shut me off temporarily.

I hope you understand. smile

Dec 27 12 04:29 pm Link

Photographer

Paolo Diavolo

Posts: 8880

Martinez, California, US

she's 35 minutes late. i'm still waiting.

....50 minutes ago she text me and said she was stuck in traffic and running late. must be some bad traffic. *shrugs*

Dec 27 12 04:34 pm Link

Photographer

Marc Damon

Posts: 6562

Biloxi, Mississippi, US

Paolo Diavolo wrote:
she's 35 minutes late. i'm still waiting.

....50 minutes ago she text me and said she was stuck in traffic and running late. must be some bad traffic. *shrugs*

Her car broke down. But if you double triple her rate and give her all the raw files immediately after the shoot and equal copyright, she will consider taking a cab - you pay the fare.

Dec 27 12 04:42 pm Link

Photographer

Paolo Diavolo

Posts: 8880

Martinez, California, US

Marc Damon wrote:

Her car broke down. But if you double triple her rate and give her all the raw files immediately after the shoot and equal copyright, she will consider taking a cab.

hahaha i am not paying her to build her port.
45 min late.

Dec 27 12 04:44 pm Link

Photographer

Wicked Photos

Posts: 7592

New York, New York, US

it's kinda rush hour over there so thats gonna suck!

well she'll be there right, at least.

this one time i had a girl come over for a shoot.. as she was on the way over, she had to go home since she forgot her phone and cost us about an hr. we still had a fun shoot so i wasnt too mad but wish we coulda done more.

Dec 27 12 04:48 pm Link

Photographer

Paolo Diavolo

Posts: 8880

Martinez, California, US

Wicked Photos wrote:
it's kinda rush hour over there so thats gonna suck!

she picked the shoot time tongue
...but she shoulda been just ahead of traffic unless she left late.

edit:
1hr 12 min late.... but she says shes down the road smile

edit:
shes here.

Dec 27 12 04:50 pm Link

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Model

Sha-Lynne

Posts: 22681

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

Paolo Diavolo wrote:

she picked the shoot time tongue
...but she shoulda been just ahead of traffic unless she left late.

edit:
1hr 12 min late.... but she says shes down the road smile

edit:
shes here.

Heh if it makes you feel any better, Jay's last model canceled because she used hairspray for the first time the night before.

Dec 27 12 05:30 pm Link

Model

Gabrielle Heather

Posts: 10064

Middle Island, New York, US

Sha-Lynne wrote:
Heh if it makes you feel any better, Jay's last model canceled because she used hairspray for the first time the night before.

what?????????????

Dec 27 12 05:44 pm Link

Photographer

Damon Banner

Posts: 85307

Hayward, California, US

Sha-Lynne wrote:

Heh if it makes you feel any better, Jay's last model canceled because she used hairspray for the first time the night before.

The models I try to book don't even bother thinking up good lies, they just disappear.  Then show back up on twitter like nothing happened.

Dec 27 12 05:48 pm Link

Photographer

Jim Shibley

Posts: 3008

Phoenix, Arizona, US

Damon Banner wrote:

The models I try to book don't even bother thinking up good lies, they just disappear.  Then show back up on twitter like nothing happened.

I've had that happen here. & they'd posted something on MM how they'd never flake.

Dec 27 12 06:05 pm Link

Photographer

Damon Banner

Posts: 85307

Hayward, California, US

Jim Shibley wrote:

I've had that happen here. & they'd posted something on MM how they'd never flake.

Oh man, if a girl who did that shit to me posted in the forums, I'd just comment randomly in her thread, not even addressing my issue with her, just something....  so SHE'D know.

Dec 27 12 06:11 pm Link

Photographer

Marc Damon

Posts: 6562

Biloxi, Mississippi, US

Paolo Diavolo wrote:
edit:
shes here.

Pics? Come on! We're waiting! We haz the Bacon!

Dec 27 12 06:23 pm Link

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BeatnikDiva

Posts: 14772

Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

Jim Shibley wrote:

I've had that happen here. & they'd posted something on MM how they'd never flake.

I'd never flake!











Interested!

Dec 27 12 06:43 pm Link

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Model

Sha-Lynne

Posts: 22681

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

Gabrielle Heather wrote:

what?????????????

Yup...stupid or creative?

Dec 27 12 07:26 pm Link

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Model

Sha-Lynne

Posts: 22681

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

Damon Banner wrote:

The models I try to book don't even bother thinking up good lies, they just disappear.  Then show back up on twitter like nothing happened.

Heh if they pretend it never happened you may think it was a dream.

Dec 27 12 07:28 pm Link

Photographer

Paolo Diavolo

Posts: 8880

Martinez, California, US

hahaha i shot completely using the wall of my frontroom.
cause i didnt feel like setting up a seamless.

images came out pretty good.
not bad for her first shoot.
i might actually use one in my port.

Dec 27 12 08:01 pm Link

Photographer

R A V E N D R I V E

Posts: 15867

New York, New York, US

*clap*

*clap*

*clap*

*clap*

big_smile

Dec 27 12 08:02 pm Link

Photographer

Chris Rifkin

Posts: 24815

Tampa, Florida, US

Sha-Lynne wrote:

Heh if it makes you feel any better, Jay's last model canceled because she used hairspray for the first time the night before.

10/10
on the flake excuse meter

Dec 27 12 08:21 pm Link

Photographer

Paolo Diavolo

Posts: 8880

Martinez, California, US

Marc Damon wrote:
Pics? Come on! We're waiting! We haz the Bacon!

i probably won't keep this in my port but...
http://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/121227/21/50dd32a3e3c44_m.jpg
i already retouched and emailed her out 15 images.
this one i posed, and i might re-use the set up with an agency model with some tweaks to the lighting.

onto the next!

Dec 27 12 09:57 pm Link

Photographer

Paolo Diavolo

Posts: 8880

Martinez, California, US

Sha-Lynne wrote:
Heh if it makes you feel any better, Jay's last model canceled because she used hairspray for the first time the night before.

i'm pretty sure theres a warning label on hairspray for this exact reason.

its common knowledge you don't go swimming right after you eat.
and you dont use hairspray the night before a shoot.
*rollseyes*

hairspray excuse should win some kind of award.

Dec 27 12 10:01 pm Link

Photographer

Caradoc

Posts: 19823

Scottsdale, Arizona, US

My favorite of all time was the one who canceled two days in a row because she had to go to the ER with her sister who had been hit in the head with a golf club. Same excuse, both days. Once might be misfortune, twice seems more like extreme carelessness.

Dec 29 12 05:00 pm Link

Photographer

Marc Damon

Posts: 6562

Biloxi, Mississippi, US

Caradoc wrote:
My favorite of all time was the one who canceled two days in a row because she had to go to the ER with her sister who had been hit in the head with a golf club. Same excuse, both days. Once might be misfortune, twice seems more like extreme carelessness.

C'mon, you can't translate that? What she really said was

"It's not you, it's me."
lol

Dec 29 12 05:04 pm Link

Artist/Painter

Two Pears Studio

Posts: 3424

Wilmington, Delaware, US

She had vaginal leakage and had to stop off to dry off.

Dec 29 12 05:09 pm Link

Photographer

Caradoc

Posts: 19823

Scottsdale, Arizona, US

Marc Damon wrote:

C'mon, you can't translate that? What she really said was

"It's not you, it's me."
lol

Wasn't my flake. Two other photographers got her on two consecutive days.

Dec 29 12 05:26 pm Link

Model

DEACTIVATED ACCOUNT

Posts: 1294

Čaġčarān, Ġawr, Afghanistan

Paolo Diavolo wrote:

i probably won't keep this in my port but...
http://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/121227/21/50dd32a3e3c44_m.jpg
i already retouched and emailed her out 15 images.
this one i posed, and i might re-use the set up with an agency model with some tweaks to the lighting.

onto the next!

She's fucking hot!

Dec 29 12 07:34 pm Link

Photographer

Paolo Diavolo

Posts: 8880

Martinez, California, US

Mary Thomson wrote:

She's fucking hot!

meh. if you look in the mirror you'll see someone hotter. *wink*

Dec 29 12 07:36 pm Link

Model

DEACTIVATED ACCOUNT

Posts: 1294

Čaġčarān, Ġawr, Afghanistan

Paolo Diavolo wrote:

meh. if you look in the mirror you'll see someone hotter. *wink*

Oh you. Come on tiny chat and help me choose some new images you flirt.

Dec 29 12 07:58 pm Link