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studio36uk

Posts: 21897

Tavai, Sigave, Wallis and Futuna

Select Models wrote:
Gotta message from a model who's spending the weekend in the Select Models guestroom.  Her requirements and comments on the bed were:

1.  It must have a very plush pillowtop matress that is queensize or larger.
2.  The bed spread must be of a thick down construction, with a dustruffle.
3.  Sheets on the bed must not have a thread count lower than 600.

After reading this I'm thinkin... OMG... who the Hell is this chick?... Buckingham Palace royality or the Princess and the Pea?... yikes

It's got a pillowtop queensize matress that's not very plush (but described as quite soft and comfortable)... a pretty warm bedspread that has no down... and sheets with a 300 thread count... but for 'Little Miss Picky Bitch' I'm thinkin this arrangement WILL NOT cut the mustard... roll

Is my guestroom bed really that ghetto?... or could her tastes be alittle on the extravigant side?... you tell me... hmm

D I V A ! ! !

Dear Model,

Here's what's on offer [+ list], and of course, at no cost to you. If this is not up to your apparently very high expectations, stay in a fucking hotel [ON YOUR DIME]!!!

Regards,


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Studio36

EDIT: I guess you should be glad that she hasn't mentioned the 52" flat screen TV [yet!], or, a fully stocked mini-bar [yet!]

Jan 05 13 05:09 pm Link

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Lawrence Guy

Posts: 17683

Spring Valley, California, US

Looks like a llama practicing satire on the unsuspecting.

Jan 05 13 05:13 pm Link

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studio36uk

Posts: 21897

Tavai, Sigave, Wallis and Futuna

Lawrence Guy wrote:
Looks like a model practicing satire on the unsuspecting.

Looks like a model with "ideas above their station."

No matter how you cut it, a pig in lipstick is still a pig.

Studio36

Jan 05 13 05:19 pm Link

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B R U N E S C I

Posts: 25319

Bath, England, United Kingdom

Damianne wrote:
You are the most forgiving of drama of any photographer I know.

Oh, she didn't question the facilities.... just everything else! big_smile




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Stefano

www.stefanobrunesci.com

Jan 05 13 05:24 pm Link

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Select Models

Posts: 36194

Upland, California, US

Lightcraft Studio wrote:
Haha!! Did she also insist that the outhouse not be located further than 50 yards from the house?

Oh she mentioned some 'requirements' for the restroom too... but that's another thread... roll

Jan 06 13 10:09 am Link

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- Aina -

Posts: 747

Redlands, California, US

Oh, Gary, don't bother with her. PLEASE, do not bother.

She makes me roll my eyes.

Jan 06 13 10:32 am Link

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Art Silva

Posts: 9451

Santa Barbara, California, US

Omg Garry, that is too funny. I hope it's somebody I don't have plans to work with.

Most models are fine with [ahem] my bed. tongue

JK,

Seriously, She's being wayyyy to prissy pants, sounds like a newbie diva wannabe or Naomi Campbell. lol

Jan 06 13 11:21 am Link

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Nemi

Posts: 27411

Jamaica, New York, US

Select Models wrote:

Oh she mentioned some 'requirements' for the restroom too... but that's another thread... roll

You still haven't answered my question, did she ask before or after you agreed to Host her?

Jan 06 13 02:09 pm Link

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Nate Wood

Posts: 39

Queensbury, New York, US

Tell her you heard the Hotel 8 has a wonderful spread if she would prefer that.

Jan 06 13 02:25 pm Link

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studio36uk

Posts: 21897

Tavai, Sigave, Wallis and Futuna

Art Silva Photography wrote:
... sounds like a newbie diva wannabe or Naomi Campbell. lol

Naomi be need'n wheelchair access nowadays.

Studio36

Jan 06 13 04:09 pm Link

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Melissa Whitbeck

Posts: 1

Victoria, British Columbia, Canada

Let her know it's all good. & her timing is perfect because you've just finally gotten rid of your bedbug problem!  big_smile

Jan 06 13 04:26 pm Link

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Select Models

Posts: 36194

Upland, California, US

Nate Wood wrote:
Tell her you heard the Hotel 8 has a wonderful spread if she would prefer that.

Seriously doubt that Hotel 8 has sheets with a thread count over 300... wink

Jan 06 13 11:59 pm Link

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Cherrystone

Posts: 36707

Columbus, Ohio, US

Select Models wrote:

Seriously doubt that Hotel 8 has sheets with a thread count over 300... wink

Pffft. I stayed at one once...only once. I think the thread count there is probably 50-75. They were like nylons, I could watch TV thru them. tongue

Jan 07 13 01:12 am Link