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Weirdest Initial Contact?
I got one that said " I really love your style and want to shoot with you.....I dont shoot nudes but I will gladly have sex with you for payment." And she enclosed a picture of the Vajayjay for good measure. The picture of the Vajayjay scared the crap out of me I thought I saw teeth somewhere in there.... Jan 04 13 05:09 pm Link Anna Adrielle wrote: Nothing sets the mood for a good working relationship like a few initial penis pictures. Jan 04 13 05:23 pm Link Anna Adrielle wrote: Ding, ding, ding! Jan 04 13 07:00 pm Link Anna Adrielle wrote: Damn! Jan 04 13 09:25 pm Link MesmerEyes Photography wrote: MelissaAnn wrote: I need to send shorter and less articulate messages . . . . Jan 04 13 09:40 pm Link Gogar wrote: Penispictures and Indians in the canoe. Probably not the greatest analogy! Jan 04 13 10:53 pm Link The weirdest message I got was from a "photographer" asking to massage and kiss my feet and suck on my toes. I don't have anything against the foot fetish genre, but this seemed as if it belonged hidden in the cracks of Craigslist rather than here. Oh, and lonely guys looking to hook up. I didn't realize this was a dating site. *rolls eyes* Jan 04 13 11:09 pm Link I had a photographer write me this looooong poem It was kinda cute. Jan 04 13 11:16 pm Link I had a model offer a blowjob if it was a good shoot, but she said her husband would be there. Is that a mixed message, or what? Jan 04 13 11:29 pm Link Kitty LaRose wrote: One model showed me a FIRST message she got. Nothing exactly inappropriate, but it just went ON and ON. Like, maybe 10 double spaced pages of text. I mean, I say WAY too much, and ramble a lot, but nothing like that. EVER. Jan 04 13 11:29 pm Link I don't do any of this. Perhaps I'm doing it wrong? Jan 04 13 11:31 pm Link Anna Adrielle wrote: Ahhh... you got those, I was wondering why you never got back to me? Jan 04 13 11:33 pm Link Yep. Penis pics here too. Even a can held up against said penis for, what I assume, was size reference. Jan 04 13 11:36 pm Link Anna Adrielle wrote: There is an MM photographer who features pictures of his penis in his port. Jan 04 13 11:38 pm Link IDiivil wrote: Lmao... I'm lucky enough to have small hands. Jan 04 13 11:40 pm Link Rik Image wrote: Guess I wasn't impressed by what I saw :p Jan 05 13 01:45 am Link IDiivil wrote: hahaha, those are hilarious :p Jan 05 13 01:46 am Link Anna Adrielle wrote: If I had a dollar for every time I've heard that Jan 05 13 06:09 am Link IDiivil wrote: LOL!! Jan 05 13 06:24 am Link model emily wrote: I can almost here the sound of dicks being whipped out of pants... Jan 05 13 07:17 am Link I got an offer to wear a new invention called the "heel do" after being asked my foot size. Went on about how I'd strap on a harness and model in it. Being 17 I had the biggest laugh over it and said no to take me out of their list of models of interest. Actually turned out to be legit. 2K lost. So.much.regret lol. Jan 05 13 08:27 am Link Samantha Emme wrote: I just googled but didn't find anything. I guess the product wasn't a hit....or they changed the name. Jan 05 13 01:07 pm Link Michael McGowan wrote: I would be afraid he would want in on the action, not that I would shoot anybody for a BJ. Jan 05 13 02:01 pm Link I don't have anything like what I've read here, although most of it was funny and strange. One 'model' contacted me to say "I like your stuff. Lets shoot tomorrow. I'll need all the shots so I don't have to wait for you to choose which ones you want to edit and give me. I'll know what I want and can do my own editing." This 'model' was 16. I checked out her portfolio, and was shocked to see that she had posed half covered in bubbles in a tub, and a couple of others in just a man's shirt, and one as she was lighting a cigarette. o.O Needless to say, I didn't even respond. Jan 05 13 07:02 pm Link this is the complete first and last message sent to me by an MM photographer, in its entirety. "i like the insertion genre, you into that?" i always reply to everyone, whether i want to work with them or not. but this one freaked me out so much i couldn't even bring myself to send a "no thanks" message. wtf is wrong with people. lol. Jan 05 13 07:13 pm Link Recently I got "Oh, there is so very much I'd love to do with you....but you're probably spoken for so I guess I'll settle for just taking photos of ya. Rates?" Jan 05 13 07:55 pm Link IDiivil wrote: A can ? LOL, wtf... model emily wrote: Seriously? Christie Gabriel wrote: Ewwwww, just ewwww. *cringe* Anna Adrielle wrote: LOL, now I'm going to have to watch Blazing Saddles soon. Jan 05 13 07:58 pm Link Michael McGowan wrote: Maybe the husband would be the one giving you the BJ. Jan 05 13 08:04 pm Link Anna Adrielle wrote: Bahahahahaha. He thought he would just slip it in there. Maybe you catch it maybe you don't? Good to know he has a great stylist for this shoot that is definitely not going to happen anymore. Jan 05 13 08:04 pm Link Anna Adrielle wrote: The very first open call I ever had the first model that showed up was a male model. He opened up his portfolio and every photo was a nude that included his penis in varying stages of (how do I say this?) arousal. I was kind of taken aback, as I was expecting more of a commercial/ lifestyle book. Luckily my assistant was there and she was able to keep a professional tone to the whole encounter. Jan 05 13 08:10 pm Link Gogar wrote: I'm wondering what the proper penis pic protocol is? Jan 05 13 08:18 pm Link "I absolutely LOVE your work! Can you recommend any women photographers who shoot like you?" Jan 05 13 08:19 pm Link dhp wrote: Jan 05 13 08:36 pm Link aquarelle wrote: There's an army of them on MM. And they shoot with a lot of hot nude models who sleep at their homes. Jan 05 13 11:33 pm Link Mark BT wrote: Vice bait n switch from BP to MM? Jan 05 13 11:36 pm Link N Butler wrote: i think it said " long exposer" session exsperienced llama required for TFBJ Jan 06 13 02:22 am Link Melodye Joy wrote: I actually have said 'sup? To a former boss... I had just been conversing with some regular customers (everyday) and forgot who I was talking to before it was too late. It didn't even phase him... I wouldn't recommend it anywhere else though. Jan 06 13 03:05 am Link Top Level Studio wrote: In case you missed it. I was being ironic. Jan 06 13 03:12 am Link someone messaged me and as far as I could tell, I was getting the end of an argument with me that I had not yet been participating in. Like he was really mad I wouldn't shoot TF with him. Checked his MM number and everything and we'd never spoken before. Jan 06 13 03:14 am Link IDiivil wrote: Just read that as "even a CAT held up . . . ." Jan 06 13 05:43 am Link |