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Damianne

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Austin, Texas, US

I have all the required skills.

I don't mind if people have sex around me. I think orgasms are awesome. I just discovered you can order a custom cheer uniform and fit "Massive Cock" into the available lettering.

I just need clients, I think.

Jan 15 13 03:38 pm Link

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Lawrence Guy

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Spring Valley, California, US

Do I need a partner, or will you cheer me on for solo work?

Jan 15 13 03:52 pm Link

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California Girls Skate

Posts: 343

Los Angeles, California, US

This will never work.

You standing next to the bed in a cheerleader outfit shouting "Give me a P - E - N - I -S!" is going to be WAY too distracting to the guy in the bed.

Jan 15 13 03:52 pm Link

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Damianne

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California Girls Skate wrote:
This will never work.

You standing next to the bed in a cheerleader outfit shouting "Give me a P - E - N - I -S!" is going to be WAY too distracting to the guy in the bed.

Yeah, no one could ever get off when there are multiple people telling them they're DOING THE BEST SEX.

Jan 15 13 03:53 pm Link

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Damianne

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Austin, Texas, US

Lawrence Guy wrote:
Do I need a partner, or will you cheer me on for solo work?

I have no idea.

Jan 15 13 03:53 pm Link

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John Edward

Posts: 2462

Dallas, Texas, US

I'll pay for the outfit.

You'd rock at it.

Jan 15 13 03:55 pm Link

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Jason Haven

Posts: 38368

Washington, District of Columbia, US

Why would I want you in an outfit while I'm having sex? Seems counter productive.

Jan 15 13 03:55 pm Link

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Lawrence Guy

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Spring Valley, California, US

Damianne wrote:

I have no idea.

Your lack of enthusiasm is not cheering me. neutral

Jan 15 13 03:57 pm Link

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Russian Katarina

Posts: 1413

London, England, United Kingdom

Damianne wrote:
I just need clients, I think.

A move to Utah might be in order.

Jan 15 13 03:59 pm Link

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Damianne

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Austin, Texas, US

John Edward wrote:
I'll pay for the outfit.

You'd rock at it.

YAY

Jan 15 13 04:06 pm Link

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Damianne

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Austin, Texas, US

Lawrence Guy wrote:

Your lack of enthusiasm is not cheering me. neutral

YEAH you're doing great!
Good job with the extra moisturizer!

Jan 15 13 04:07 pm Link

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Lawrence Guy

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Spring Valley, California, US

Damianne wrote:

YEAH you're doing great!
Good job with the extra moisturizer!

_>

Now I feel awkward.

lol

Jan 15 13 04:10 pm Link

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Russian Katarina

Posts: 1413

London, England, United Kingdom

John Edward wrote:
I'll pay for the outfit.

You'd rock at it.

I vote for bodypaint. It's more of a cheer up.

Jan 15 13 04:10 pm Link

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Damianne

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Lawrence Guy wrote:

_>

Now I feel awkward.

lol

The best love is self love!

Jan 15 13 04:10 pm Link

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Damianne

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Austin, Texas, US

Russian Katarina wrote:

I vote for bodypaint. It's more of a cheer up.

Too much involvement.
Point is to cheer and nothing else.

Jan 15 13 04:11 pm Link

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Russian Katarina

Posts: 1413

London, England, United Kingdom

Damianne wrote:

Too much involvement.
Point is to cheer and nothing else.

In that case - butt naked.

It's only fair.

Jan 15 13 04:11 pm Link

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Lawrence Guy

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Spring Valley, California, US

Damianne wrote:

The best love is self love!

Maybe, but we're talking about sex here.

Jan 15 13 04:13 pm Link

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Russian Katarina

Posts: 1413

London, England, United Kingdom

Lawrence Guy wrote:

_>

Now I feel awkward.

lol

Did you confuse the lubricant with the super glue again?

http://www.phillshaw.co.uk/babylongeek/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/2dr72n4.jpg

Jan 15 13 04:16 pm Link

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S3R4PH1M

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Modesto, California, US

Which look you going for?

http://i924.photobucket.com/albums/ad90/hpd272/High%20School%20Football/Sexy_cheerleader_photos7.jpg

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn193/DarethDarkaxe/SexyCheerleader.jpg

http://i755.photobucket.com/albums/xx195/skez520mia/MY%20OBSESSION%20FOR%20SEXY%20WOMEN/NflCheerleaders_10404.jpg

Jan 15 13 04:18 pm Link

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S3R4PH1M

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Modesto, California, US

Russian Katarina wrote:

In that case - butt naked.

It's only fair.

Yes this is a winning idea

Jan 15 13 04:18 pm Link

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Michael Broughton

Posts: 2253

Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada

California Girls Skate wrote:
This will never work.

You standing next to the bed in a cheerleader outfit shouting "Give me a P - E - N - I -S!" is going to be WAY too distracting to the guy in the bed.

i dunno, sounds like a great treatment for erectile disfunction (side effects may include: uncontrollable drooling, premature ejaculation and moaning the wrong name).

Jan 15 13 04:19 pm Link

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John Edward

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Dallas, Texas, US

John Edward wrote:
I'll pay for the outfit.

You'd rock at it.

I was thinking like thigh high leather boots.

That's it.

Nothing else, just thigh high leather boots with like six inch spike heels.

You could keep them afterwards for...

I dunno, parties.

Jan 15 13 04:21 pm Link

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Lawrence Guy

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Spring Valley, California, US

Michael Broughton wrote:
i dunno, sounds like a great treatment for erectile disfunction (side effects may include: uncontrollable drooling, premature ejaculation and moaning the wrong name).

Add "Creeping Damianne out" to that list.

Jan 15 13 04:22 pm Link

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Art Silva

Posts: 9576

Santa Barbara, California, US

You do know that you have to go commando in a sex cheerleading uniform, right? big_smile

Jan 15 13 04:23 pm Link

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Russian Katarina

Posts: 1413

London, England, United Kingdom

S3R4PH1M  wrote:
http://i755.photobucket.com/albums/xx195/skez520mia/MY%20OBSESSION%20FOR%20SEXY%20WOMEN/NflCheerleaders_10404.jpg

Except Damianne doesn't need the 300 hours of photoshopping.

Jan 15 13 04:23 pm Link

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kickfight

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Portland, Oregon, US

Or like a vendor at a baseball game

"PENIS! GET YOUR HOT FRESH THROBBING PENIS HERE! PENIS!"

Jan 15 13 04:23 pm Link

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Lawrence Guy

Posts: 17685

Spring Valley, California, US

kickfight wrote:
Or like a vendor at a baseball game

"PENIS! GET YOUR HOT FRESH THROBBING PENIS HERE! PENIS!"

Do you know something about Damianne that has eluded the rest of us? Is she tucking in her port?

Jan 15 13 04:25 pm Link

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Russian Katarina

Posts: 1413

London, England, United Kingdom

Lawrence Guy wrote:

Do you know something about Damianne that has eluded the rest of us? Is she tucking in her port?

Maybe she has a brother called Damian, with a really big wiener.

Jan 15 13 04:28 pm Link

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kickfight

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Portland, Oregon, US

kickfight wrote:
Or like a vendor at a baseball game

"PENIS! GET YOUR HOT FRESH THROBBING PENIS HERE! PENIS!"

Lawrence Guy wrote:
Do you know something about Damianne that has eluded the rest of us? Is she tucking in her port?

No, no.

She's not offering HER penis.

She just wanders around the crowd and makes the availability of HOT FRESH PENIS known to anyone who is interested in getting some HOT FRESH PENIS. When interest is indicated, she tosses some dude's HOT FRESH PENIS at the interested party.

It's a living. *shrug*

Jan 15 13 04:28 pm Link

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PhotographybyT

Posts: 7712

Monterey, California, US

This thread is useless without a demonstration!  tongue

Jan 15 13 04:30 pm Link

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Lawrence Guy

Posts: 17685

Spring Valley, California, US

Now I'm picturing Damianne in a totally futanara way.

Also, Katarina's butt.

Jan 15 13 04:32 pm Link

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kickfight

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Portland, Oregon, US

Lawrence Guy wrote:
Now I'm picturing Damianne in a totally futanara way.

Also, Katarina's butt.

That's immoral.

I APPROVE! borat

Jan 15 13 04:37 pm Link

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Russian Katarina

Posts: 1413

London, England, United Kingdom

Lawrence Guy wrote:
Now I'm picturing Damianne in a totally futanara way.

Also, Katarina's butt.

She could use my butt as a catapult when she does her cheering routine.
I need a massage anyway.

Jan 15 13 04:39 pm Link

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Laura UnBound

Posts: 27501

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Can i get a coach uniform and work with you?

Jan 15 13 04:41 pm Link

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Michael Broughton

Posts: 2253

Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada

Lawrence Guy wrote:
futanara

futanari... not that i have any idea what that is, i just happen to know how to spell it for some reason.

Jan 15 13 04:42 pm Link

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Lawrence Guy

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Spring Valley, California, US

Russian Katarina wrote:

She could use my butt as a catapult when she does her cheering routine.
I need a massage anyway.

Okay... GIS for "butt massage" largely disappoints. However, I'll just leave this here.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nF5xbPTyL._SL500_AA300_PIbundle-4,TopRight,0,0_AA300_SH20_.jpg

Jan 15 13 04:42 pm Link

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Lawrence Guy

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Spring Valley, California, US

Michael Broughton wrote:

futanari

My bad.

Jan 15 13 04:43 pm Link

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Damianne

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Laura UnBound wrote:
Can i get a coach uniform and work with you?

Yes.
It has been suggested so I now demand it.

Jan 15 13 04:44 pm Link

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Michael Broughton

Posts: 2253

Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada

can i be a referee?

Jan 15 13 04:47 pm Link

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Lawrence Guy

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Spring Valley, California, US

Laura UnBound wrote:
Can i get a coach uniform and work with you?

Damianne wrote:
Yes.
It has been suggested so I now demand it.

The whole premise of this thread is now reversed as everyone is cheering the idea of Damianne and Laura having sex.

With each other.

Jan 15 13 04:47 pm Link