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UnoMundo

Posts: 47532

Olympia, Washington, US

on a freezing morning !  Bitching !

Then pretend you are too manly to cry like a girl.

Now, I have lost use of my "up yours" finger. Time to be polite.

Jan 16 13 06:56 pm Link

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Red Sky Photography

Posts: 3333

Germantown, Maryland, US

Try having a locker door slammed on your finger and losing the top joint. Nice clean break, surprisingly small amount of blood lost, but the surgeon said it wouldn't attache well and I'd lose the nail anyway. Gloves just don't fit right anymore.

Jan 16 13 07:02 pm Link

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Fergy

Posts: 22387

Fenton, Michigan, US

UnoMundo wrote:
on a freezing morning !  Bitching !

Then pretend you are too manly to cry like a girl.

Now, I have lost use of my "up yours" finger. Time to be polite.

Take a picture of said boo boo.  big_smile

Jan 16 13 07:05 pm Link

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Paolo Diavolo

Posts: 8805

Martinez, California, US

UnoMundo wrote:
on a freezing morning !  Bitching !

Then pretend you are too manly to cry like a girl.

Now, I have lost use of my "up yours" finger. Time to be polite.

i assume you were wearing pants.
otherwise theres worse things you could've slammed in the door.

Jan 16 13 07:15 pm Link

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Koryn

Posts: 36719

Boston, Massachusetts, US

Stop your complainin'. I have a rotator cuff tear; my life is just going to suck for the next 8-9 months now, and that's that.

Jan 16 13 07:22 pm Link

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UnoMundo

Posts: 47532

Olympia, Washington, US

Koryn Locke wrote:
Stop your complainin'. I have a rotator cuff tear; my life is just going to suck for the next 8-9 months now, and that's that.

Well, lay in bed all day, get someone to bring you meals, watch TV, and use it as an excuse to get massages (with a joyful ending)

Jan 16 13 07:28 pm Link

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UnoMundo

Posts: 47532

Olympia, Washington, US

Paolo Diavolo wrote:

i assume you were wearing pants.
otherwise theres worse things you could've slammed in the door.

I learned those rules several decades ago. Fingers are optional, manly parts are not.

Jan 16 13 07:29 pm Link

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Fergy

Posts: 22387

Fenton, Michigan, US

Paolo Diavolo wrote:

i assume you were wearing pants.
otherwise theres worse things you could've slammed in the door.

lol  I love the way you think!  lol

Jan 16 13 07:31 pm Link

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Koryn

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Boston, Massachusetts, US

UnoMundo wrote:

Well, lay in bed all day, get someone to bring you meals, watch TV, and use it as an excuse to get massages (with a joyful ending)

I have to go to work with it, pretend it doesn't hurt, even though demonstrating rear delt rows tonight for a TRX class hurt so bad my eyes were tearing up, and I live alone and am single --- so, yeah, no one to bring me shit.

My cat brought me a dirty sock last night and laid it on the other empty pillow. I try to be grateful for the little things.

Jan 16 13 07:33 pm Link

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Photos 4 The Memories

Posts: 1287

Kewaskum, Wisconsin, US

UnoMundo wrote:
on a freezing morning !  Bitching !

Then pretend you are too manly to cry like a girl.

Now, I have lost use of my "up yours" finger. Time to be polite.

Been there done that. Didn't hurt till after I warmed up. Had to get stitches. Oh this all because door would not stay shut. If I would have listen to my mom and warm the car up this would have not happen.

Jan 16 13 08:18 pm Link

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Michael Broughton

Posts: 2244

Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada

no thanks, already slammed a window open on my finger today. that's right, open not shut. tongue

Jan 16 13 08:56 pm Link

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kickfight

Posts: 27879

Portland, Oregon, US

Koryn Locke wrote:
My cat brought me a dirty sock last night and laid it on the other empty pillow. I try to be grateful for the little things.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_zTdON0kMGCw/TUb6CG-1H2I/AAAAAAAABQg/iVF2V3uXw1U/s1600/LPS.jpg

Jan 16 13 09:12 pm Link

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Ronin_LLC

Posts: 2012

Louisville, Kentucky, US

UnoMundo wrote:
on a freezing morning !  Bitching !

Then pretend you are too manly to cry like a girl.

Now, I have lost use of my "up yours" finger. Time to be polite.

It could have been worse, but damn that really hurts.

Just be glad it wasn't your dick or something.

Jan 17 13 09:06 am Link

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-Nicole-

Posts: 19209

Madison, Wisconsin, US

UnoMundo wrote:
on a freezing morning !  Bitching !

Then pretend you are too manly to cry like a girl.

Now, I have lost use of my "up yours" finger. Time to be polite.

OUCH!

Years ago I was getting into a car, sitting on my then boyfriends lap and had my hand up on the corner of the roof for support. He didn't notice and slammed the door, crunching all four fingers between the door and the car...

It took a second for me to realize what happened and I yelled for him to open the door and my fingers swelled like sausages. I couldn't bend them for a week. It was my dominate hand too x_x

Jan 17 13 09:13 am Link

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Sophia Be

Posts: 6354

Portland, Oregon, US

Oh man, toe and finger injuries hurt way worse when it's cold

Jan 17 13 09:51 am Link

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Jerry Nemeth

Posts: 28008

Dearborn, Michigan, US

Fergy wrote:

Take a picture of said boo boo.  big_smile

There was a model who once posted a photo of her broken finger with the pin coming out of her fingertip.

Jan 17 13 02:57 pm Link

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Vintagevista

Posts: 11052

Sun City, California, US

BTDT - it has a remarkable way for focusing your concentration on that one finger. smile

When I was in school - I was riding in the back of a pickup truck - had one hand in the open door window and the other in the split rear window.

Got in in a hurry - put my hand in the door - and THEN it got closed -  . . . . wow......

So, Since we were out in the boonies and we needed to get out of there - I rode the next section with my injured hand hooked in the back window and my good hand in the opposite door window.

And then the guy in the truck rolled the window up sad as we went down the road  sad  And since it would not close properly - (duh) he really started bearing down trying to force the window shut. lol

THAT day was just poetry

Jan 17 13 03:38 pm Link

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Marc Damon

Posts: 6562

Biloxi, Mississippi, US

Koryn Locke wrote:

I have to go to work with it, pretend it doesn't hurt, even though demonstrating rear delt rows tonight for a TRX class hurt so bad my eyes were tearing up, and I live alone and am single --- so, yeah, no one to bring me shit.

My cat brought me a dirty sock last night and laid it on the other empty pillow. I try to be grateful for the little things.

I have not one, but two clean socks and would happily deliver them to your pillow for some love and attention. tongue

Jan 17 13 05:26 pm Link

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UnoMundo

Posts: 47532

Olympia, Washington, US

Marc Damon wrote:

I have not one, but two clean socks and would happily deliver them to your pillow for some love and attention. tongue

Shame on you, trying to sex up an injured woman. She is in pain !

Jan 17 13 06:07 pm Link