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If both existed as they are portrayed currently and both were in a fight. Who'd win? Jan 26 13 05:19 am Link Superman would win the battle but Jesus would win the war. Jan 26 13 05:38 am Link if they both existed as currently portrayed, there would be no fight Jan 26 13 05:45 am Link Superman would rip off Jesus' angel wings, Jesus would rip off Superman's powers. You will hear this voice from the sky: "FATALITY MOVE!!!" Jan 26 13 06:47 am Link Jesus, if he remembered to bring along the kryptonite Jan 26 13 06:51 am Link Jesus would not get into a fight. Nor would Superman. Instead they would find that the ties that unite them are far stronger than any trivial matter they might disagree on. So, they would break bread, drink wine and become friends. Jan 26 13 06:59 am Link Tim Little Photography wrote: I'm not so sure. It depends on what Superman was doing & if it pissed him off enough. Jan 26 13 07:12 am Link Superman. Especially if you gave him some Red Kryptonite to make him temporarily evil  Heat vision for the win.Jan 26 13 07:14 am Link Lawrence Guy wrote: I think this is pretty accurate Jan 26 13 07:19 am Link Jesus would clearly be the boss battle. Superman would have to maneuver through all of the hail and brimstone that jesus was creating for the fight, and then deliver some one-two punches until Jesus' life bar got lower. And as the boss fight, jesus would have 3 lifebars over top of each other. So even though Superman was taking parts of the green life bar off, there would be another yellow one under that, before a red one. Jan 26 13 07:38 am Link  Jan 26 13 07:46 am Link Jan 26 13 07:49 am Link Anna Adrielle wrote: LOL! this ^ Jan 26 13 07:53 am Link Lawrence Guy wrote: make love not war. Jan 26 13 07:56 am Link Farenell Photography wrote: Yea, but even filled with righteous rage against the unholy, Jesus restrained his temper. And Superman, as written, would hardly be a money changer. Jan 26 13 09:07 am Link Boy, you don't know nothing! Mighty Mouse is a cartoon. Superman's a real guy. There's no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy.  Jan 26 13 09:37 am Link California Girls Skate wrote: ^ HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Jan 26 13 10:12 am Link AdelaideJohn1967 wrote: There's that unwritten rule that Superman wins every time. While Jesus went easy on the Romans, and didn't call for backup either. Jan 26 13 10:15 am Link This entire thread is just  Jan 26 13 10:15 am Link  Jan 26 13 10:18 am Link  Jan 26 13 10:21 am Link  Jan 26 13 10:22 am Link  Jan 26 13 10:22 am Link  Jan 26 13 10:25 am Link superman would win, but Jesus would forgive him lol Jan 26 13 10:38 am Link Bizzaro Jesus would whip them both. Jan 26 13 11:32 am Link Jesus would die for Supermans sins Jan 26 13 01:04 pm Link Sword-mouth Jesus from Revelation.  Jan 26 13 02:28 pm Link Obviously Jesus would let Superman win. Jan 26 13 02:32 pm Link I think Jesus would initially lose and die, after Superman nailed him to a cross and used his laser vision to pierce a hole in his side. Of course, Jesus would come back to life after 3 days and seek revenge on Superman, and all the Roman guards who tortured him, with a high-powered nail gun. He'd also incinerate them with tongues of fire that would burn them from the head down. Then, if he got weak, he'd find either fish or loaves of bread for power ups. Wait...this is starting to sound more like a video game than a comic book. Jan 26 13 05:17 pm Link Eros Fine Art Photo wrote: Superman XXI: Apocalypse Jan 26 13 05:25 pm Link They would tag team Buddha and Muhammad. Jan 26 13 05:27 pm Link Anna Adrielle wrote: +1 Jan 26 13 06:31 pm Link The fight would be boring. Jesus would just keep turning the other cheek and Superman would keep slapping him yelling: come on bitch, hit me. Jan 27 13 04:41 am Link kickfight wrote: Funny how most people forget him and go on and on about the supposed Hippie Jesus Jan 27 13 05:17 am Link SPRINGHEEL wrote:
Jan 27 13 09:45 am Link Superman is vulnerable to kryptonite, red sun radiation, and magic. Jesus does magic. C'mon, people, think. Jan 27 13 09:52 am Link C'mon guys, get real! Jan 27 13 10:56 am Link Winner fights Rao! Jan 27 13 12:03 pm Link jeesus would not raise his hand at a man wearing glasses and supeerman would not strike a dude wearing a dress Jan 27 13 12:30 pm Link |
