Kingston, Ontario, Canada
Homeland Security has advice for confronting mass murders: scissors
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/s … zePd6trYoM
"WASHINGTON — Is your workplace getting shot up by a crazed gunman?
No problem — just grab a pair of scissors and fight back!
That’s some of the helpful advice in a new instructional video from the Department of Homeland Security that was posted on the agency’s Web site"
from the ushomelandsecurity YouTube channel
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Jan 31 13 05:22 am Link
Cheltenham, England, United Kingdom
A scissor up the nose is no laughing matter.
"Sorry, mate, I thought you were a terrorist!"
Jan 31 13 05:27 am Link
Los Angeles, California, US
Jan 31 13 05:28 am Link
Bucharest, Bucharest, Romania
Oh, i see, that's why they are forbidden as a carry-on on planes! Because they are powerfull guns!
Jan 31 13 06:03 am Link
Gloversville, New York, US
Who Knew? DHS just ordered 7000 FULL AUTO M16 style "personel defense" rifles for its agents.
Taxpayers could have v been saved lots of money if they just went to WallyWorlds sewing dept instead!!!!!
Jan 31 13 06:22 am Link
Buffalo, New York, US
But if you are carrying scissors, you can't run up to the shooter. You must walk carefully and slowly.
Jan 31 13 06:35 am Link
Sun City, California, US
Jan 31 13 08:33 am Link
Valparaiso, Indiana, US
Jan 31 13 08:46 am Link
Poulsbo, Washington, US
I just ordered me some Ninja throwing-scissors.
Jan 31 13 10:19 am Link
Scottsdale, Arizona, US
That's odd. The Department of Homeland Security is "training" TSA employees to "run away" in the event of a mass shooting scenario.
http://communities.washingtontimes.com/ … ve-themse/
Jan 31 13 12:37 pm Link
Hayward, California, US
that's what I'd do. If someone shoots up our office, I'm jumping out my window (to the roof next door) and running the fuck away. Fuck a scissors!
Jan 31 13 12:41 pm Link
Scottsdale, Arizona, US
Damon Banner wrote:
It's what any sane person would do. However, TSA employees are A) not sane, B) incapable of being "trained," and C) for the most part incapable of getting up to a trot, let alone "running away."
Jan 31 13 12:43 pm Link
London, England, United Kingdom
Running away is always the best option when confronted with a better armed opponent. Sitting ducks are easy targets.
Jan 31 13 12:47 pm Link
Seattle, Washington, US
Michael Bots wrote:
HSD takes order from the Obama administration.
Jan 31 13 12:48 pm Link
HIXSON, Tennessee, US
Make sure you have a CSP - concealed scissors permit. Also be sure that they are not on the banned assault scissor list, or that they have been properly grandfathered in.
Jan 31 13 02:16 pm Link
Crewe, England, United Kingdom
Or they might see you coming...
Jan 31 13 02:37 pm Link
Ashville, Ohio, US
"NO! Not those scissors, those are my Sewing Scissors!"
Feb 01 13 09:51 am Link