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Chicchowmein

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"A Florida man accused of having sex with a miniature donkey in his care claims that state laws forbidding him from doing so are are a violation of his constitutional rights.

Carlos R. Romero, 32, of Ocala, was arrested on September 14 and charged with engaging in sexual activity involving an animal and animal cruelty after police said he had sex with Doodle, a two-year-old miniature donkey in his care."

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article … z2JatGllIU

Farmhand diddles donkey and says his constitutional rights are being violated.

No words . . .

Jan 31 13 02:17 pm Link

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Damianne

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I am so glad to be back in the US of A

Jan 31 13 02:19 pm Link

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salvatori.

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IBS wrote:
Farmhand diddles donkey and says his constitutional rights are being violated.

No words . . .

I know, some people can't get a break ...

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Jan 31 13 02:21 pm Link

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Chicchowmein

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salvatori. wrote:

I know, some people can't get a break ...

smile

I wonder whether Doodle will testify

Jan 31 13 02:36 pm Link

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A friend and I sometimes exchange "odd news" stories, and most of them seem to originate in either Florida or Wisconsin.

Jan 31 13 02:37 pm Link

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IBS wrote:
"A Florida man accused of having sex with a miniature donkey in his care claims that state laws forbidding him from doing so are are a violation of his constitutional rights.

Carlos R. Romero, 32, of Ocala, was arrested on September 14 and charged with engaging in sexual activity involving an animal and animal cruelty after police said he had sex with Doodle, a two-year-old miniature donkey in his care."

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article … z2JatGllIU

Farmhand diddles donkey and says his constitutional rights are being violated.

No words . . .

What about the donkey's constitutional rights???

Jan 31 13 02:39 pm Link

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MN camera wrote:
A friend and I sometimes exchange "odd news" stories, and most of them seem to originate in either Florida or Wisconsin.

I remember reading a story about a WI man screwing a deer carcass on the side of the road.

I don't even.....

Jan 31 13 02:43 pm Link

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Chicchowmein

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MN camera wrote:
A friend and I sometimes exchange "odd news" stories, and most of them seem to originate in either Florida or Wisconsin.

cough cough

Don't forget Texas.

Jan 31 13 02:50 pm Link

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Evan Hiltunen

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Some day "animal lovers" will be a protected class and then we'll all feel bad for persecuting them.

Oh, Lord!

Jan 31 13 03:04 pm Link

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S W I N S K E Y

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why is it always florida people?

http://i.imgur.com/m8TQi.png

Jan 31 13 03:06 pm Link

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Evan Hiltunen

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S W I N S K E Y wrote:
why is it always florida people?

Maybe its shape brings out the worst in people(?)

Jan 31 13 03:11 pm Link

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Digitoxin

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He diddled a donkey Doodle?

He must be a Yankee Doodle Dandy!

Jan 31 13 03:14 pm Link

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Chicchowmein

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S W I N S K E Y wrote:
why is it always florida people?

It's why they call it Flor-i-duh!

Jan 31 13 03:14 pm Link

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Top Level Studio

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The sexual exploitation of underage animals must stop!

Jan 31 13 03:19 pm Link

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rfordphotos

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Digitoxin wrote:
He diddled a donkey Doodle?

He must be a Yankee Doodle Dandy!

Really?

Ya just had to go here? Couldnt resist?

diddling Doodle indeed





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Jan 31 13 03:21 pm Link

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37photog

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If makin love to Donkeys is wrong then I don't wanna be right!!

Jan 31 13 03:21 pm Link

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S W I N S K E Y wrote:
why is it always florida people?

IBS wrote:
It's why they call it Flor-i-duh!

Umm, don't forget, many in Florida are not real floridians.. They're transplants.. As a REAL native Floridian, a transplant is NEVER a real Floridian..

That said, it's not to say natives don't do stupid shit, there are parts of Florida that are Deliverance country, but I'd check to see where the offender is really from.. And sadly, there are a lot of nuts in Ocala and the surrounding area.. The Villages anyone???

Jan 31 13 03:22 pm Link

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Perhaps if Doodle had had a gun this never would have happen.. Is time to arm the Donkeys...

Jan 31 13 03:23 pm Link

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Damon Banner

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what about the donkey's constitutional rights?  Did it consent? 

This is why we shouldn't have gay marriage!  obviously!  I once stuck my penis in my toaster and it bit me!  that is how I knew it wanted it.

Jan 31 13 03:28 pm Link

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Laura UnBound

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Theres a buttsex joke in here somewhere.

Jan 31 13 03:30 pm Link

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Damon Banner

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Laura UnBound wrote:
Theres a buttsex joke in here somewhere.

won't get pregnant if I stick it in your ass.

Jan 31 13 03:32 pm Link

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Laura UnBound

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Damon Banner wrote:

won't get pregnant if I stick it in your ass.

lol thatll do.

Jan 31 13 03:33 pm Link

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MMR Digital

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Maybe he's a democrat. Geesh! Last night I watched a 70's re-run of Mary Tyler Moore and in the episode "Chuckles The Clown" was killed by an elephant- he was crushed in his shell- dressed as a peanut. One episode is funny, one news report...

I wanna go home now, I'm tired sad

Jan 31 13 03:34 pm Link

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IBS wrote:

I wonder whether Doodle will testify

If not she is an azz.

Jan 31 13 03:37 pm Link

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Chicchowmein

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Digitoxin wrote:
He diddled a donkey Doodle?

He must be a Yankee Doodle Dandy!

Yankee doodle do or die!

Jan 31 13 03:45 pm Link

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Chicchowmein

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Tropical Photography wrote:

S W I N S K E Y wrote:
why is it always florida people?

Umm, don't forget, many in Florida are not real floridians.. They're transplants.. As a REAL native Floridian, a transplant is NEVER a real Floridian..

That said, it's not to say natives don't do stupid shit, there are parts of Florida that are Deliverance country, but I'd check to see where the offender is really from.. And sadly, there are a lot of nuts in Ocala and the surrounding area.. The Villages anyone???

Yeah I'll be the first to say I am proud not to be a Florida native, it's just where I live for now.

Jan 31 13 03:47 pm Link

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Chicchowmein

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" In an interview with the Star-Banner from jail, Romero said he has “never been a people person” and has always had an attraction for horses.

“I’ve had a sexual excitement with animals more than humans. … I would’ve eventually had sex with [Doodle],” but told the newspaper that he didn’t because “she’s blooming into maturity.”

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/f … z2JbGv7aso

Jan 31 13 03:50 pm Link

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Christopher Hartman

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How do people get caught doing this stuff?!  Close the barn door you fool.

Jan 31 13 03:51 pm Link

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salvatori.

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IBS wrote:

I wonder whether Doodle will testify

Probably end up with a hung jury.

Like I could really help myself on that one....................

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Jan 31 13 03:51 pm Link

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Damianne

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Christopher Hartman wrote:
How do people get caught doing this stuff?!  Close the barn door you fool.

Usually from noticing damage done to the animal, either in their behavior or physically.

Jan 31 13 03:52 pm Link

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Chicchowmein

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salvatori. wrote:

Probably end up with a hung jury.

Like I could really help myself on that one....................

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Gives new meaning to tappin that azz

Jan 31 13 03:53 pm Link

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Jules NYC

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S W I N S K E Y wrote:
why is it always florida people?

lol

Jan 31 13 03:53 pm Link

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Christopher Hartman

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Damianne wrote:

Usually from noticing damage done to the animal, either in their behavior or physically.

How miniature is a donkey?  or should we ask, just how big Mr. Offender is?  I'd think a donkey (even a miniature) could take most, if not all, men of this world.

Jan 31 13 03:54 pm Link

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salvatori.

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Top Level Studio wrote:
The sexual exploitation of underage animals must stop!

NO ONE said anything about the donkey being underage!!!

And besides, you have to look at the age in donkey years... haha

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Jan 31 13 03:54 pm Link

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Jan 31 13 03:57 pm Link

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Laura UnBound

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Christopher Hartman wrote:
How do people get caught doing this stuff?!  Close the barn door you fool.

Well he certainly doesnt have an issue telling the whole world about it... im gonna go with admitting to it usually gets you caught

Jan 31 13 03:58 pm Link

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Damianne wrote:

Usually from noticing damage done to the animal, either in their behavior or physically.

In this case, as in many, he was observed in the act and then made incriminating statements.

Jan 31 13 03:58 pm Link

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Chicchowmein

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Christopher Hartman wrote:
How do people get caught doing this stuff?!  Close the barn door you fool.

According to a police report obtained by thesmokinggun.com, James said he was delivering a horse when he allegedly saw Romero shirtless and with his pants pulled down, appearing to have sex with a donkey in an equipment room.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/f … z2JbJYH5CS

*sounds like he got caught in the tack room ( His "crib")

Jan 31 13 04:01 pm Link

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Jules NYC

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Why did I 'read more'
Blargh!

Jan 31 13 04:08 pm Link

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Digitoxin

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IBS wrote:

According to a police report obtained by thesmokinggun.com, James said he was delivering a horse when he allegedly saw Romero shirtless and with his pants pulled down, appearing to have sex with a donkey in an equipment room.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/f … z2JbJYH5CS

*sounds like he got caught in the tack room ( His "crib")

Is it necessary to take off one's shirt to allegedly have sex with Doodle?

Jan 31 13 04:09 pm Link