Forums > Off-Topic Discussion > SF2: Ess Effin Two > The Move Mary to America Thread

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Marc Damon

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Biloxi, Mississippi, US

ok. Not sure if this is allowed on MM but if not, then I'm sure the mods will lock it.

Mary, we need you to set up a paypal account so we can send donations to move you to America. You have to agree to:

- not spend the money for anything else
- travel to several locations so we can all have an opportunity to meet you.
- enroll in a university program here to finish your education
- modeling for each photographer is at your discretion but I'm sure we all want snaps of the hugs and kisses and tears that are sure to happen

Simple right?
Git-r-Done!

Feb 09 13 06:45 pm Link

Model

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Čaġčarān, Ġawr, Afghanistan

Haha this is the most wonderful idea ever! Even if it doesnt end up as anything, thank you for such a kind suggestion. You cute thing you! X

Feb 09 13 07:11 pm Link

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Marc Damon

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Biloxi, Mississippi, US

Mary Thomson wrote:
Haha this is the most wonderful idea ever! Even if it doesnt end up as anything, thank you for such a kind suggestion. You cute thing you! X

Cute? Me? :blush:

Feb 09 13 07:29 pm Link

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Jason Haven

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Washington, District of Columbia, US

I'm telling immigration to confiscate her clothes. tongue

Feb 09 13 08:02 pm Link

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ASYLUM - Photo wrote:
I'm telling immigration to confiscate her clothes. tongue

You've never seen me naked. I could be really really hairy with a scaly green back.

Feb 09 13 08:17 pm Link

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Jason Haven

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Washington, District of Columbia, US

Mary Thomson wrote:

You've never seen me naked. I could be really really hairy with a scaly green back.

Then they would escort you to Roswell, and we'll never know better!

Feb 09 13 08:20 pm Link

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Marc Damon

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Biloxi, Mississippi, US

ASYLUM - Photo wrote:
I'm telling immigration to confiscate her clothes. tongue

+1 But only because I would enjoy leading her around nude on a little gold leash while we shop for new threads. Girls like shopping! Hmmm.... Might have to go to San Francisco for that! tongue

Feb 09 13 08:26 pm Link

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Marc Damon

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Biloxi, Mississippi, US

Mary Thomson wrote:

You've never seen me naked. I could be really really hairy with a scaly green back.

Then I'd just put you on all fours and tell people you're my pet iguana! big_smile lol

Feb 09 13 08:27 pm Link

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Jim Ball

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Frontenac, Kansas, US

Mary Thomson wrote:

You've never seen me naked. I could be really really hairy with a scaly green back.

I'd still photograph that!

Feb 09 13 08:39 pm Link

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JSandersPhotography

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Fort Collins, Colorado, US

Jim Ball wrote:

I'd still photograph that!

+1

I'd just have to shanghi her when she's traveling between major stops. smile

Feb 09 13 08:53 pm Link

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Čaġčarān, Ġawr, Afghanistan

Haha I love you all so much.

I was just trying to teach my little sister how to dive in our pool. Our stepbrother took photos. I'm sure they're terrible but I'll see if I can upload some this evening smile

Feb 09 13 09:26 pm Link

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DougBPhoto

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Portland, Oregon, US

Mary Thomson wrote:

You've never seen me naked. I could be really really hairy with a scaly green back.

For the sake of SF2, I will do the responsible thing and step forward to inspect you from all angles and then report back to the group on my findings.


(Sorry guys, I also feel obligated to make sure such a review is very detailed and lengthy, so it may take a while to update you on the results.)

Feb 09 13 09:41 pm Link

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Chris Rifkin

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Tampa, Florida, US

Mary Thomson wrote:
Haha I love you all so much.

I was just trying to teach my little sister how to dive in our pool. Our stepbrother took photos. I'm sure they're terrible but I'll see if I can upload some this evening smile

Well,I hope you can swim if you do get over here and to Fla..

Feb 09 13 09:43 pm Link

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He couldn't take a nice one of me swimming so here I am in the bathroom like a loser. makeupless, freckle face.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/b1d54372ee563242b1d6c25a78402d14/tumblr_mhzqe8IPR81qk0twto2_500.jpg

and THIS is my gorgeous little sister, Hunter.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/391f4ed3dabc0f14a5c8eb08be4f33ab/tumblr_mhzqe8IPR81qk0twto1_500.jpg

Feb 09 13 10:07 pm Link

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I'm in the webcam chatroom, on webcam and willing to talk. Come bask in my Aussie goodness!!

http://tinychat.com/mayhemmatters

Feb 09 13 10:11 pm Link

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Marc Damon

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Biloxi, Mississippi, US

Mary Thomson wrote:
He couldn't take a nice one of me swimming so here I am in the bathroom like a loser. makeupless, freckle face.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/b1d54372ee563242b1d6c25a78402d14/tumblr_mhzqe8IPR81qk0twto2_250.jpg

and THIS is my gorgeous little sister, Hunter.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/391f4ed3dabc0f14a5c8eb08be4f33ab/tumblr_mhzqe8IPR81qk0twto1_500.jpg

You're BOTH gorgeous! smile

And your freckles are 100% Cute! lol

Feb 09 13 10:15 pm Link

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Marc Damon wrote:

You're BOTH gorgeous! smile

And your freckles are 100% Cute! lol

Come on mayhemmatters tinychat!

Feb 09 13 10:22 pm Link

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DougBPhoto

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Portland, Oregon, US

Mary Thomson wrote:
He couldn't take a nice one of me swimming so here I am in the bathroom like a loser. makeupless, freckle face.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/b1d54372ee563242b1d6c25a78402d14/tumblr_mhzqe8IPR81qk0twto2_500.jpg

and THIS is my gorgeous little sister, Hunter.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/391f4ed3dabc0f14a5c8eb08be4f33ab/tumblr_mhzqe8IPR81qk0twto1_500.jpg

Such a little cutie!!

BTW, I hear from one of the bathroom mirror pros on our fair site, you are supposed to put the toilet seat lid down wink

Feb 09 13 10:42 pm Link

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DougBPhoto wrote:

Such a little cutie!!

BTW, I hear from one of the bathroom mirror pros on our fair site, you are supposed to put the toilet seat lid down wink

I'm obviously not an expert haha

Feb 09 13 11:30 pm Link

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Sophistocles

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Seattle, Washington, US

What if I just send a plane?

Feb 09 13 11:37 pm Link

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R A V E N D R I V E

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New York, New York, US

Sophistocles wrote:
What if I just send a plane?

with me in it

Feb 09 13 11:50 pm Link

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Sophistocles

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Seattle, Washington, US

R A V E N D R I V E wrote:

with me in it

For you, I'll charter an Aeroflot YaK.

Feb 09 13 11:53 pm Link

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Robb Mann

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Baltimore, Maryland, US

This is the best idea on SF2 in ages.

Feb 10 13 02:33 am Link

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Čaġčarān, Ġawr, Afghanistan

I'm just sitting around waiting for you all to wake up like: https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7042144768/hCE7EC248/

And yes, I'll use the same gif in multiple threads, what cha goin' do 'bout it?

Feb 10 13 03:54 am Link

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Jason Haven

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Washington, District of Columbia, US

You should chew with your mouth closed!

Feb 10 13 04:06 am Link

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Čaġčarān, Ġawr, Afghanistan

ASYLUM - Photo wrote:
You should chew with your mouth closed!

The obvious adorable fluffiness distracts from most poor eating habits.
wink

Feb 10 13 04:23 am Link

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Marc Damon

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Biloxi, Mississippi, US

Mary Thomson wrote:
I'm just sitting around waiting for you all to wake up like:

psst... Good Morning. smile

Feb 10 13 04:33 am Link

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Jason Haven

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Washington, District of Columbia, US

Mary Thomson wrote:

The obvious adorable fluffiness distracts from most poor eating habits.
wink

You look suspiciously like a drop bear!

Feb 10 13 04:36 am Link

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Marc Damon

Posts: 6562

Biloxi, Mississippi, US

Robb Mann wrote:
This is the best idea on SF2 in ages.

It was only as requested. Kinda. Sorta. Maybe. lol
http://www.modelmayhem.com/po.php?threa … st18009409




Thank you.

Feb 10 13 04:41 am Link

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Lawrence Guy

Posts: 17683

Spring Valley, California, US

A one-way ticket, I'm sure.

Feb 10 13 04:44 am Link

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scrymettet

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Quebec, Quebec, Canada

Dunno,
Don't you have already enough invasive alien species ?

Feb 10 13 05:55 am Link

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Paolo Diavolo

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Martinez, California, US

um, I'm just waiting for Mary to say she wants to come here.
Why do we need money to fund her trip?

Feb 10 13 07:15 am Link

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Čaġčarān, Ġawr, Afghanistan

Haha Paolo Paulie paul.


I would love to stay and chat but I need to go get ready to give my banking deets to my new boss so he can give me money

Feb 10 13 01:38 pm Link

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Marc Damon

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Biloxi, Mississippi, US

Mary Thomson wrote:
Haha Paolo Paulie paul.


I would love to stay and chat but I need to go get ready to give my banking deets to my new boss so he can give me money

Feb 10 13 01:45 pm Link

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Giacomo Cirrincioni

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New York, New York, US

Mary Thomson wrote:
I'm just sitting around waiting for you all to wake up like: https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7042144768/hCE7EC248/

And yes, I'll use the same gif in multiple threads, what cha goin' do 'bout it?

If you bring me one of those that I can keep as a pet, I'll fly you here...

Feb 10 13 01:51 pm Link

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Marc Damon

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Biloxi, Mississippi, US

Paramour Productions wrote:
If you bring me one of those that I can keep as a pet, I'll fly you here...

Are you also going to import a eucalyptus forest? lol

Feb 10 13 02:20 pm Link

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Lawrence Guy

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Spring Valley, California, US

Paramour Productions wrote:

If you bring me one of those that I can keep as a pet, I'll fly you here...

And if I can keep Mary as a pet, I'll fly her here.

Feb 10 13 02:36 pm Link

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scrymettet

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Quebec, Quebec, Canada

Lawrence Guy wrote:

And if I can keep Mary as a pet, I'll fly her here.

Are you also going to import a eucalyptus forest?

Feb 10 13 03:06 pm Link

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Čaġčarān, Ġawr, Afghanistan

Paramour Productions wrote:

If you bring me one of those that I can keep as a pet, I'll fly you here...

Have you seen them when wet? It's a little frightening.

Feb 11 13 03:36 am Link

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Robb Mann

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Baltimore, Maryland, US

We should crowdsource this endeavor. People can fund whichever aspect of her travels they want - room, board, airfare, food, just no one fund clothes.  smile

Feb 11 13 03:46 am Link